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"Pez Dispensers" Feature Film announced

PinkPearl

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Who else misses the days when movie making wasn't solely about making money? Sure, profit is important, but we really can't even try to make good movies anymore?
 

Krystalite

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While I think the Lego Movie deserved it's idea, this just sounds wrong. I mean, how will a plot fit with candy dispensers?! Seriously EMA?
 

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SB_DW_Fan said:
AM I DREAMING?
IS THIS THE REAL LIFE

IS THIS JUST FANTASY



...But to be fair, people thought paper planes couldn't make for a good plot device, and they were proved wrong. I don't know about this though.
 

DigitalDeathstraction

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I'd imagine a joke where a JFK Pez would have it's head blown off. Or a joke where a Pez Dispenser throws up Pez candies on another Pez Dispenser and then he throws up Pez on the other Pez Dispenser and then they just both start throwing up Pez on each other.
Folks, I'm out of Pez Dispenser jokes - All The Writers At The Same Time
 

The Appetizer

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What in tarnation is this "Pez Dispensers" movie?!!! I hope they cancel this, as well as the Emoji feature and TV show... (sorry iPhone users).


SB_DW_Fan said:
They should make a spin-off movie about Penny. He is a good actor, he can sing, he's very passionate, he makes people cry.




HE MUST WIN AT THE ACADEMY AWARDS NEXT YEAR!!!
Paramount Presents
A United Plankton Pictures production
PENNY, MILO J. FINGERFISH, and PATRICK STAR
"The Story of Penny".
Based on the screenplay "I Had An Accident"
Adapted by STEPHEN HILLENBURG and DEREK DRYMON
Music composed and performed by THE SPONGE DIVERS ORCHESTRA (see the oral history for what I'm referring to there)
Directed by PATRICK STAR and EUGENE KRABS
Edited by NICK CARR, A.C.E.
 
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