Pet Lovers Everywhere

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SCENE ONE: SPONGEBOB'S PINEAPPLE

Gary is riding on a new snail wheel SpongeBob got for him. He's been riding for hours.

SpongeBob: Come on, Gary! Let's see some muscle!

Gary was so worn out that his eyes started to inflate for a blowout.

SpongeBob: Oh, Gary, not that excuse again! Slither, slither, slither!!!

Just then, Patrick barged in.

Patrick: SpongeBob, they just opened up a new Pet Lovers club downtown!
SpongeBob: Well, what are we waiting for? Come on, Gary!

SpongeBob took the tired out snail and ran out after Patrick.

END OF SCENE ONE

Next: Getting In the Club!
 

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Hey hey!! Douglas, you're back! I knew you wouldn't be kept away for too long! Good work!
 

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SCENE TWO: GETTING IN THE CLUB

SpongeBob and Patrick arrived to a low building shaped like a snail. The security guard was out front.

Guard: Hang on! You boys looking to join the club?
Sponge and Pat: You betcha!
Guard: Very well. You, tubby. Show me your pet.

Patrick brought up his "pet".

Patrick: His name is Rocky.
Guard: That's a rock.
Patrick: Yeah, thanks. He has nerves of steel!
Guard: Very well, you're in, for comic relief.
Patrick: Yay! (walks in)
Guard: Alright, cheese boy. Let's see yours.
SpongeBob: Here's Gary! (shows Gary)

The guard took a close look at Gary then shook his head.

Guard: Sorry, cheesy, your pet is really in bad shape. The club has no room for bad caregivers. (walks back in)
SpogneBob: Oh, yeah?!!? I'll show you that Gary is the best pet ever! (walks away) Come on, Gary. We've got work to do.
Gary: Meow.

END OF SCENE TWO

Next: Training!
 

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Ouch. Poor Gary! Maybe this time Sponge won't make the mistake he made in The Great Snail Race?






Don't count on it! He's too naive.
Keep up the good work, DougLAS!
 

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Keep up the good work, DougLAS!

Do you have to keep doing the capital "LAS!" part? :prop:
Well, sometimes it's almost too tempting just to call him Doug, and seeing as he doesn't like that I feel that the emphasis on LAS is in order to keep me in shape. I mean, how would you like it if everyone kept calling you SmiWerMaJen?

THAT'S SMITTY WERBEN MAN JENSEN!!!

Exactly. DUH!
 

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My name's....
not...
BAND NERD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

And I never said that.
 

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Why are you making fun of me, Douglas?

Come on, Douglas, let's make a truce here. I keep calling you Douglas, you call me Band Geek like everyone else. No insults, no rude remarks, no Garfield references unless you just can't help yourself. Deal?
 

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SCENE THREE: TRAINING

Gary is still working out like a madman.

SpongeBob: Come on, Gary! You gotta have muscles! You gotta have muscles on your eyelashes! You gotta have muscles on your armpits! You gotta have muscles on your toenails!
Gary: Meow, meow, meow. (I don't have eyelashes, armpits, or toenails. Oh, and, ew.)

LATER

SpongeBob pours a disgusting looking food into Gary's bowl. Gary sniffed it. You could tell that he didn't like the smell of it.

SpongeBob: It's the new Snail Feces Chow! Now with Extra Sea Cow Manure! Don't you love it?

Gary weakly nodded then went to the bathroom to hurl.

LATER

SpongeBob put some magizines in front of Gary.

SpongeBob: You gotta start excersizing your brain, Gary! The newsstand was hving a sale, and I couldn't resist!

Gary read the titles. "Senseless Game Montly", "The Best of Sliced Bread Weekly", "Bored Out of Your Head Daily".

Gary: Meow, meow! (I'm doomed!!!)

END OF SCENE THREE

Next: Back to the Club!
 

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Hah, Sliced Bread Weekly! Douglas, you're a scream!!

Seriously though. Agree on the truce, or do I have to tolerate being called Band Nerd/Dweeb/Dork/e.t.c for the rest of my postage?
 

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SCENE FOUR: BACK TO THE CLUB!

SpongeBob and Gary walked to the building, proudly.

Guard: Whoa, whoa, whoa! I just sent you away for taking bad care of that little snail! What are you going to show me now, how you take bad care of him?
SpongeBob: No, but real close! I've spent two hours training Gary, feeding him, and giving him some good periodical knowledge!
Gary: Meow, meow, meow, meow, meow. (Did you know that sliced bread is more dense an dless irregularly fat then canned bread?)

SpongeBob: I even potty-trained him!
(We cut to Gary sitting on a toilet reading a newspaper)

SpongeBob: Now I know that even someone with your caretaking expierence will appreci...
Guard: AAAAAHHHH!!!! Okay, I confess!!! I'm not a member! I'm just a guard! I don't know how to take care of pets! I don't even have a pet! AAAAAHHHHH!!! (Runs away)

The assistant guard and clubmaster comes out of the club building.

Clubmaster: SpongeBob SquarePants?
SpongeBob: That's...me.
Assistant Guard: You got Crazy Joe to quit?
SpongeBob: You mean the guard? Um...yeah.
Clubmaster: Finally! For over eight days, Crazy Joe has been driving us, well, crazy!
Assistant Guard: The clubmaster also says that you're in!
SpongeBob: You mean as a reward for making Crazy Joe quit?
Clubmaster: Well, actually, that Patrick fellow says you make good Krabby Patties, and our chef's a terrible cook. So, you're in, for those good patties.
SpogneBob: Yay, come on, Gary! Whoo!

They entered the club building and joined the Pet Lovers club.

THE END

So, what did you think?
 

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Hmm...

Well, I...







OK, it's great. Bet you thought i was gonna contradict it, right? As if!
 
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