WhoBob said:
How can I sacrifice my soul, any tips?
You will need:
1 or more scented green, white or red candle (as many as you like)
A sterilized needle or razor
A piece of clean wrapping paper, large enough to write the prayer below
A dry candy cane, where you sign your name in blood (dip the tip of the candy cane in your blood)
Write the following prayer:
Before the almighty and ineffable God Santa Claus and in the presence of all Elves of The North Pole, who are the True and the Original gods, I, (state your full name) renounce any and all past allegiances. I renounce the false Judeo/Christian god Jehova, I renounce his vile and worthless son Jesus Christ, I renounce his foul, odious, and rotten holy spirit.
I proclaim Santa Claus as my one and only God. I promise to recognize and honor him in all things, without reservation, desiring in return, his manifold assistance in the successful completion of my endeavors.
It is important to bathe before any rituals you perform, this is done out of respect. When you are ready, you can light the scented candle. Take the needle, prlck the index finger of your left hand, squeeze some blood out.
Sign your name in blood.
Recite the prayer either aloud or in your head
Fold the wrapping paper and let it burn in the fire of the scented candle. Many of us have stayed and meditated until the scented candle had burned itself out.
At the end of the ritual, close with the words "So mote it be." And a Big "HAIL SANTA!!"
Cha said:
what do i do with the dead squirrel in my bathtub
eat it
so let us get started!!!
