Well, I'm in a good mood today, so you know what that means. Another scene! BLAH-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA!
SCENE EIGHT: STEVIE VS. SQUIDWARD!
As Snellie started to play, Stevie walked over to Squidward, who was still leaning against the chair, asleep.
Stevie: (bonking Squidward's head) Squidward? Yoo-hoo! It's almost your turn!
Squidward: (waking up) Five more minutes, mom.
Stevie: No, dude! You only got like, two minutes to get ready and get out there!
Squidward: (looking around, frantically) Bu-but what happened to the reeds?!!?
Stevie: Uh-oh.
Snellie finished playing and slithered away as everyone cheered.
Scooter: Rock on, slimy dudette!
Sandy: Six words: Best night of my life.
Scooter: That's like, five words dawg.
Kevin: I think I just died a little listening to that.
Stevie and Squidward started searching the floors for the reeds.
Monty: And now, our next contestant...
Stevie: Hurry, hurry, hurry!
Squidward: (reaching under chair) Hey, I think I found something!
Monty: ...a man of great posture and maturity...
Stevie: (pulling out a reed) Hey look, I found the other reed underneath the carpets!
Monty: ...who's proud name stretches across the town...
Squidward: (as Stevie is sliding the reeds back in) Come on, put them back in, hurry!
Monty: ...and by our grandchildren's children, and our grandchildren's grandchildren! He...
Male voice in audience: Get on with it, you crazy devil-man!
Stevie: (handing Squidward his clarinet) I got it, I got it!
Squidward: (snatches clarinet) Quick, give it to me! (runs to stage)
Monty: Please welcome...Squidward Tentacles!
Stevie: Go get 'em, tiger!
Squidward walked onstage and started to play...terribly. His playing was so terrible that the entire dome shattered. Sandy's glass helmet shattered.
Sandy: (gasping for air) Breathe, I can't breathe! And it's not because of the helmet! (falls out of chair)
Perch: (as glass is shattering) Serpentine! Serpentine!
Everyone tore up the walls, running from the stadium as fast as they could. Squidward's playing was starting to attract dogs from California, all wearing air helmets.
Scooter: Oh no, man! Dawgs! I gotta get out of here, dawg! (runs out of stadium) Ah! Ah-ah!
The dogs started to chase Scooter out of the stadium. Squidward finished his playing, suprised to see only Kevin and Monty in the entire stadium. Stevie was still backstage, taking off his earplugs.
Kevin: I-...
Monty: Say one word and I'll go Mothra on ya.
Squidward: (walking backstage) Darn, my one chance, ruined!
Then he noticed Stevie start to run towards the stage.
Squidward: Wait, if I got the bad reed, then that means that...Stevie got the good reed!!! I have to pull it out before he gets onstage!
He attempted to pull SpongeReed out of Stevie's clarinet, but missed just as Stevie walked onstage.
Squidward: No, no, no, no, no!
Monty: And now, our final contestant of the evening, Stevie the Jellyfish!
Kevin: (clapping sarcastically) Hoo-ray.
No-Name played his music.
Stevie: Well?
Kevin: I am sorry. No one is available to compliment you at this moment. Please respond after my opinons. Dreadful. Simply dreadful.
Monty: Well, according to the rules, if all three judges are incapable of judging, then the announcer shall make the comment!
Kevin: But, I'm not incapable of-...
Monty: You are now, Simon! (kicks Kevin out) That was great. Fabulous. You win.
Stevie: Uh...hurray?
END OF SCENE EIGHT...AND THE STORY!
Next Story: A Very Spongey Christmas!