This is the first time I'm typing a scene with the spacing problems fized, so let's hope this goes well.
SCENE FOUR: THE AUDITIONS!
Later that evening, everyone in Bikini Bottom was gathering to the Rec Center. Some to audition, some to watch the auditions, and some because their TV broke down and they have nothing to do. :tongue:
Perch Perkins: Hello, music fans and TV-watchers with nothing-to-do! I'm Perch P. Perkins, and about 144% of the entire population of Bikini Bottom has gathered for the Rec Center's 23rd annual Clash of the Clarinets! In case you weren't paying attention to when Squidward was reading that notice at the beginning, Five contestants will comete in a clarinet-playing competition Friday night at the Bubble Dome, 8:00 sharp. The grand winner will recieve a hand-made, state-of-the-art pure silver clarinet! Auditions are beginning at the Rec Center even as we speak! Let's find out more! (slips next to judge table inside) And now, folks, here to judge for our competition and end this really long piece of dialouge that all of you SBM guys at home might be having a bit trouble reading along to, here are our three judges! Scooter, Sandy Cheeks, and Kevin the Sea Cucumber! So judges, what are your feelings for this year's competition?
Scooter: Ah-haw-haw-haw-haw-haw-haw, I like, have a feeling there's going to be some wickedy-wickedy talent here at this event, dawg!
Sandy: I just know they're all going to be fabulous!!!
Kevin: Don't you mean you just think they're all going to be fabulous? Listen, Perch, I've been judging this event for seven years now, and all of those seven years have been the most dreadful seven years of my life! Why should this year be any different?
Perch: Okay, thank you three for those wickedy-wickedy whack comments!
Scooter: Hey like, that's my thing, dawg!
Squidward and Stevie were setting up backstage. Squidward tried to stretch until he hurt his back.
Squidward: Ow, my back!
The spotlights went on as the rest of the lights went off.
Monty P. Moneybags: (on stage) Ladies and gentlefish, welcome to our auditions for the Clash of the Clarinets! Our first auditioner is...The TattleTale Strangler!
The Strangler walked onstage with his clarinet.
Audience and judges: The TattleTale Strangler?!!?
TTS: Uh, my mom made me do this. She said it would be a constructive outlet for my temper. (raises voice) YOU ALL GOT A PROBLEM WITH THAT?!!?
Everyone started making dialouge like "No, no, no problem!" and "No way, you can trust us, right?". The strangler started to play. As you probably guessed, he was terrible.
Scooter: Like, my ears are beating me up, dawg!
Sandy: Even a person like me who compliments everyone has gotta say, you just stunk up the entire stage!
Kevin: I have the right to remain silent. You all know what I'm probably going to say anyway.
TTS immediately stormed off the stage.
Monty: And our next guy is...Plankton!
Plankton hopped up onto a stool with his tiny clarinet. It was so tiny that when he was playing, you could barely even hear him.
Scooter: Uh like, could someone get this tiny rebeller a shizzling-big microphone here, dawg?
Sandy: Sorry, I only compliment what I can hear.
Kevin: Thankfully, PokDouglas doesn't have the budget for microphones.
PokDouglas: Hey!
Once Plankton hopped off, a no-audio montage started.
MONTAGE
Squillium came up and played.
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Snellie started to play as well. Kevin confusedly shook his head.
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Don the Whale started playing hard. Sandy was clapping, Scooter was going away to throw up, and Kevin put earplugs on, then he plugged bricks into his ears, and then he put on a diving helmet.
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The Poor Guy was beginning to play when he slipped on a banana peel and fell off the stage. Scooter covered his eyes, Sandy covered her mouth with her hands, and Kevin plugged his ears with his fingers.*
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Ranky also played. Once he finished, everyone except Kevin was clapping. He bowed and took his fridged sombrero and held it to his heart.
END MONTAGE
Kenny the Shark from the Discover Kids show Kenny the Shark hopped off stage.
Monty: (dumbfounded) Uh, thank you, Kenny, for coming all the way from that Discovery Kids show just to do an impersonation of Jabberjaw!
Kevin: (whispering to Sandy and Scooter) Since when does PokDouglas have the rights to put in characters from other shows?
Scooter and Sandy both shrugged.
Monty: Our next contestant is Stevie the Jellyfish!
Stevie walked onstage carrying his clarinet. He started to play his wonderful music.
Scooter: Woah, dawg, throw the scores out the windows, dawg!
Sandy: (wiping her eyes were tissues) That was fabulous! Simply fabulous!
Kevin: Even a guy like me who complains at everything has gotta say that if this kid doesn't make the cut, then I'm gonna eat my shorts, and they're worth $250!**
Squidward walked onstage.
Monty: And now, our final contestant of the evening, Squidward J. Tentacles!
Squidward took out his stubby reed and put in SpongeReed, the nickname he had given to the tooth he had took from Spongey's bathroom earlier. He figured that if it worked for the concert last week, it would work now***. He stuck it into his reed just as he went on.
Scooter: Like, awesome, dawg!
Sandy: Fabulous!
Kevin: (imitating Sandy and Scooter) Dreadful!
Monty: And now, our three judges are plucking our six contestants out of this stage of losers at this moment!
Scooter immediately hopped up and started plucking Squidward's back hair.
Squidward: Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow!
Monty: (imitating Fat Albert) Hey hey hey, I didn't mean literally!
Scooter went back to the judges' table and gave Monty a card.
Monty: (reading card) And our six contestants are in order of playing at the competition, Pearl, Pikachu, Ranky, Snellie, Stevie, and Squidward!
Everyone started to cheer. Squidward and Stevie were watching from backstage.
Stevie: Wow Squidward, you and I are going against each other!
Squidward: Just you wait, Stevie. Just you wait.
END OF SCENE FOUR
Next Scene: Clash of the Clarinets!
* See No Evil, Speak No Evil, Hear No Evil.
** That's how much the Nintendo Wii is worth here in America.
*** See Best Day Ever.