Omegle, chat with strangers online

Arkei

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omegle.com

I'm not advertising here, and before you go "OMG TALK TO STRANGERS PEDO ALERT PERDO ALERT", it's actually a pretty fun site. It connects with a random person from around the world and you get to talk to them. I've actually had a few people that I've had good conversations with. For others (aka people who ask where you live), I just prank them with a picture of hellraiser.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: i failed 2 get drunk, thats a bad sign right?
You: i dont no
You: hey, ive got a cam
You: want sum pics?
You: http://img34.imageshack.us/img34/2383/sexymv.jpg
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hi

You: hello

Stranger: f/m

You: f

You: want a pic?

You: http://img34.imageshack.us/img34/2383/sexymv.jpg

Stranger: yea

You: That's what you get for trying to find people on omegle.

You: Go to a bar or something

Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Works every time.

Post your convos here.
 

Beatlesnicole

OG SBM member. I love games and reading. DM me la~
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Omegle is evil! It made me make another MSN account! :1st:
 

bookgirl

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I have been going to Omegle for like four days now. IT's a great website when people aren't saying inappropriate things,
 

Spongefifi

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Ha, been there a few times, but I just go full-on random :1st:
Like one time my stranger told me she was having my baby and I confessed her that I was Patrick Star and then she said she was Pearl, gawd, I've never laughed so much talking to a stranger before xD
 

bookworm

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Yeah i like Omegle but every once and a while you come across a complete pervert. But some people are good. One conversations i've had that was interesting:

First one:
You: welcome to BYE BYE BIRDIE
Stranger: ??
You: the stage production silly. you're playing Conrad
Stranger: hmm I don't know my lines
You: didn't you get the memo?
Stranger: I didn't check my email today
You: it was hand delivered actually
Stranger: oh
Stranger: well was it reportedly delivered successfully?
You: but anyways you don't need to memorize. the lines can be with you just not seen by the audience
You: yes it was
You: i dunno who was sent
Stranger: wowwee imagine that. ok I think we can pull it off.
Stranger: are there any tables on set?
You: yes. you also need to dance pretty well
Stranger: ok crap
Stranger: I love dancing that's fine
You: you also need to be able to work with screaming girl fans
Stranger: by I have this psychotic problem where I can't resist stomping tables
Stranger: but*
You: that
You: is
You: fine
You: but you
You: won't be near tables that much
Stranger: ok that's safer
Stranger: what am I allowed to do with aforementioned screaming female fans?
You: you have to shake them off
Stranger: cause um I don't want to get into any legal or contractual trouble
You: cause they are not real life fans. they are fans of Conrad Birdie
You: the person you are playing
Stranger: oh got it
Stranger: ok I can handle that
You: the first thing you need to do now is watch the 1999 movie with Jason Alexander
You: i'll be waiting after you're done

I'm You.
 

MechaWave

Karate Master
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i started a racist yet hilarious chat.

I COULDNT HELP IT D;
 

MechaWave

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Everyone there asks for my A/S/L... ha, they want a loli. xDD

Well, here's a RANDOM yet nothing-offensive conversation O_o :

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: AHH YOUR LIPS ARE ON FIRE
Stranger: !!!!
Stranger: O_o
You: OMFG!!@ D;
Stranger: RUNN FOR YOUR LIFE!
You: *dances*
Stranger: DO THE CHICKEN DANCE!
You: *trips*
Stranger: QUICK
You: OH ::dolphin noise::
You: my slipper!!!
Stranger: save the bunnies
Stranger: SAVE THE ::dolphin noise::ING BUNNIES
You: NUUUUU
You: theyre on fireee!
Stranger: AHHHHH FLAMING BUNNIES
You: QUICKLY WHACK EM DOWN
You: KILLKILL
Stranger: *whack wham whack*
Stranger: WHAT ABOUT THE SHEEPDOG
You: AHHHHHH FFFF
Stranger: WHERES FLUFFY?
You: OH GAWD
Stranger: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoo
You: ILL NEED
You: SOME
You: MANURE
Stranger: FLAMING MANURE?
You: TO CEASE ITTTT
You: YESSSSS;p
You: ...wow... o-o
Stranger: SAVE FLUFFY
You: QUICK
Stranger: SAVE HIM!!!!
You: *throws*
You: *throws*
You: *throws*
You: I DIDNT WORK
Stranger: QUICKLY, GRAB ONTO OUR TOUNGUES
You: OKAY
You: WHAT NOW????
Stranger: WE'RE GOING DOWN
Stranger: INTO THE LIQUID ABYSS
You: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Stranger: DOWNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNn
Stranger: NO CHARLIE, QUICKLY WE MUST REBUILD THE SNOWMAN
You: I'LL BUILD IT
You: HOPEFAULLY
Stranger: OUT OF MANURE!!!
You: FUNK
Stranger: MANUREMAN SHALL LIVE
You: GOOOO
Stranger: FROSTYYYYY THE MANURE MANNNN
You: GOOGOGOGOGOG
You: FROSTYWTFMAN
You: SAVVVVEEE ITTTTT
Stranger: FLUFFY LIVES!
You: YAYAYAYAYAAYY
You: CHEER HOORAH CHANT
Stranger: a toast, to awesomeness
Stranger: *clink*
You: yes
You: *somehow sips*
Stranger: lol.. you were the first one to reply to that
You: lol >:P
Stranger: have myspace or facebook?
You: no.
Stranger: dammmm
Stranger: i shall lose you
Stranger: FOREVER
You: well actually
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

probably went oh ::dolphin noise:: when i said that. he disconnected right when i entered that. xD
 

bookgirl

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You: hello
Stranger: sup
You: nothing much
Stranger: so, do you know who William S. Burroughs is?
You: yes. He's an actor and writer.
You: he is also dead
Stranger: ok, have you read Naked Lunch? I'm about to start reading it later tonight
Stranger: yeah, haha
Stranger: wait, did you just Wikipedia'd it?
You: um no I haven't. I am still reading this book called Watership Down.
You: No.
Stranger: oh, ok...it's that almost no one ever talks about his as an actor
Stranger: him as ann*
You: but I did IMDB William S. Burroughs
Stranger: an*
Stranger: oh, ok, jaja
You: what country are you from?
Stranger: mexico
Stranger: u?
You: the USA
Stranger: ur a boy/girl?
You: girl.
You: under 18
You: not younger than 13
Stranger: why specify? haha
Stranger: oh, mmm, well
Stranger: well, I'm over 18. Not a pedo for sure
Stranger: hahaha
You: some people out there on this site care about that sort of stuff. Where you are from, age, and if you are a boy or girl.
Stranger: I do somehow care, so that I can actually know what to say, for example, I wont say the same thing to a 40 year old man in romania than to a 15 year old girl in japan
You: okay
Stranger: but it's not like a get off from omegle, I'm sadly not wired that way D:
haha
Stranger: so, what's your thing? passtimes and stuff?
You: I read more than I write. Mostly spend my free time online.
Stranger: cool. what kind of music do you like?
You: 80s music.
Stranger: like 80s new wave? or like post-punk? or no wave? hardcore?
You: 80s classic rock.
You: Pop music was good in the 80s too.
Stranger: true
You: here is my favorite song from the 80s. It's also my favorite song ever. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TPgMTIgwS6s...feature=related
Stranger: i hope it's not a rickroll, but here I go
You: It's not. I've watched it before.
Stranger: oh, haha, ok. It's take on me...I thought you were going to rickroll me
You: Why would I do that? That is not funny.
Stranger: YES...IT...IS! Rickrolling is actually an art form with various forms of complexity
You: Well maybe it is. But I haven't rickrolled anybody. Wait.......I don't know.
Stranger: How would you not know if you have rickrolled someone b4?
You: I don't know. I am pretty sure I haven't. I am 99% sure that I haven't.
Stranger: O_o
You: but if I would. I would show them this video. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vF1XECbeAZk
Stranger: Yeah, I kinda also like 80s pop songs, like take on me, 99 luftballoons, don;t you want me baby, hungry like the wolf, cars, i melt with you, mr. roboto, etc
Stranger: let's see
You: 99 luftballoons is awesome. So is hungry with the wolf and cars.
You: oh wait hungry like the wolf
Stranger: oh, classic brian
Stranger: i also like You Spin Me Round, epic gay song
You: I love that song.
You: You spin me round (like a record)
Stranger: oh, I also like "walk like an egyptian", haha
You: that is a very good song.
You: The number one 80s song is Living on a Prayer by Bon Jovi
Stranger: in your opinion? because I remember something liek that on VH1
You: no. I saw that special on VH1
Stranger: :P
Stranger: I think that I've seen VH1 for those "100 Greatest..." series
Stranger: only seen*
You: me too. I've seen it like 3 times. The top 80s one hit wonder is Come on Eileen.
Stranger: haha, yeah
You: that song is good but I can't believe it's so popular. Or was so popular
Stranger: yeah, I actually don't think I ever listened to it until I saw that show.
You: yeah I know.
Stranger: It must had been huge in it's time for it to be no. 1
You: Yeah. I love Musical songs.
You: and musicals.
Stranger: mmm, you know, I've never really been a fan of musicals
Stranger: i't sjust not my thing, i guess :P
You: yeah it can't be for everybody. Not everybody loves people breaking into song.
Stranger: the only one i've seen is Dancer in the Dark, but the musical aspect is more embedded for effect, and not the main approach
You: I have never heard of Dancer in the dark.
Stranger: look it up...it had Bjork as the main actress
Stranger: has*
Stranger: it's actually one of the saddest movies I've ever seen
You: it doesn't sound that interesting.
Stranger: awww
Stranger: oh well, well, I lile it O_o
Stranger: lie it*
Stranger: like it* (BLAAAHHH!)
You: lol
You: you can't type today
Stranger: apparently
You: let's move onto movies. I like 80s action movies like die hard and terminator.
Stranger: well, you surely love the 80s :P
You: yes I do.
Stranger: well, I like all types of films, but my fav dorector is Tarantino
You: oh so you have seen Inglorious ::dolphin noise::s.
Stranger: yes i have
You: I haven't seen that.
Stranger: it's actually the best film ive seen in a while, but of course, i am bias, :P
You: Yeah I heard it was good. The last movie I saw it theaters was Cloudy with a chance of meatballs.
Stranger: is that good?
Stranger: I really don't know what to expect of it
You: Cloudy with a chance of meatballs was stupid but funny
Stranger: i think I might see it
Stranger: but I must wait till it arrives here, cause alas, I'm in mexico
You: yeah you should. It's really good in 3D
Stranger: surprisingly, they do have 3d in mexico. They just remodeled the theaters like 6 months ago
You: they didn't have it before?
Stranger: nope
Stranger: for starters, movies arrive here like a month after the US release
You: in other countries movies get there first before they get here. Like two weeks before.
Stranger: :P
Stranger: lucky ::dolphin noise::s. for example, inglorious basterds arrived here last week XP
Stranger: and district 9 arrived here THIS week
You: both of those movies arrived here like a month ago.
Stranger: exactly

this is the last conversation I've had. I thought this person was cool since they liked 80s songs. I am You.
 

Banoon

TWENTY FIRST CENT'RY SCHIZOID MAANNN
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I go on it quite a bit.

I've actually made some friends with it too :)
 

Perry The Platypus

....What?
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Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: onche onche
You: lol
You: im 42
You: i like little boys
Stranger: OMG
Stranger: ahahahah
You: i like you
You: alot
Stranger: OH I'm i little girl
Stranger: 11 years old
You: i like little girls alot
Stranger: i like old man
You: bye
Stranger: bye
 
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