As the title says, I want to know what happened to the old school '90s Nickelodeon.
Where did all the good quality shows go, and why aren't there any good shows today? This is a question I always seem to bring up when I flip through the channels and come across another Spongebob Squarepants marathon or an old iCarly episode.
Now, don't get me wrong, these shows are funny to an extent, but they are not the classic gems I remember from my childhood - shows like Rocko's Modern Life, Ren and Stimpy, Doug, Legends of the Hidden Temple, All That, Kenan and Kel, Catdog, Invader Zim, and the list goes on and on.
I miss those days when no matter what time it was, if I turned the television on, there was something I wanted to watch.
Now there is no traditional lineup, it seems. Now when you tune in, it's sometimes random; I never see a pattern in what is being shown, or maybe it's just deeply hidden and I can't tell.
I've completely stopped watching this sad shell of what used to be a good channel.
Nick used to have Snick, the late-night Saturday lineup of all your favorite shows, and that's usually where new episodes would be aired, so you'd have something to look forward to during the week. Now they just play whatever they have lying around in a pile of shows. Of course I'm exaggerating. I'm sure they are very professional, but it doesn't show.
The really sad thing is Universal Studios in Orlando, Fla., is gone; it doesn't exist anymore. My childhood was crushed when I heard this, literally crushed. That was in the list of top 10 places I want to visit before I die, and now it's gone.
That's right, the big globe slime fountain is gone, all the crazy mascots from the shows running around are gone, and the awesome building is now the Blue Man Group's storage shed. You read right, that building with the huge splat logo on it is now a storage shed.
Nickelodeon has been heading on a steady decline since 2000. So, it is in fact the new millennium that killed Nickelodeon.
Now, I wouldn't be as mad about the network losing its luster if they put their shows on DVD so I could view them whenever I wanted, but no, Nickelodeon has not done this.
The only show I have seen that is on DVD is Invader Zim, which I own.
An even better idea for Nickelodeon is a retro channel dedicated to its prime shows of the '90s. It could be called Nick-Retro something as simple as that. I know I'd be watching that all the time if it let me see my childhood favorites.
We know they have the money to open that channel. They already have several channels up and running: Nickelodeon, Noggin, Nicktoons and The N. Nicktoons was a hopeful program at first, with promises of showing all of Nick's cartoons, and at first they did.
But as the years went on, it pretty much has turned into Nick minus iCarly. Even if they didn't do this they could at least make a time slot in their weekend for a flashback to its roots. Like having classic Snick, or something like Retro Saturday Nights.
I don't see why they wouldn't, but that's just my opinion.