Nickelodeon INVADED

[Stinkoman 20X6]

Scene number: 13
Scene name: Waffle's Misfortune

We go back to snowy Philadelphia to reveal that Waffle and the Falcon Flyer had crashlanded back on Earth, and convienently, right in front of the cats' mansion. Waffle was now inside his room, stuffing all his newts into a box.

Waffle: (struggling to close the box) Don't worry, my newty newts. Those alien ducks aren't taking you guys away from me! Hovis, I need your help!
Hovis: (walking over) I live for this.

As he started to shove the box shut, a green lighting struck the room.

Waffle: What's going on?!
Hovis: (sigh) Haven't there been enough electricity oddities for one day?

Waffle looked out the window and gasped. We see Marc, Jared, and Chris, still in their new spaceship, had an abducting beam set over that section of the house.

Waffle: The alien ducks! They've returned!
Hovis: I suppose they're here to probe me again.
*Waffle stares at him oddly*

The section of the house started to shake. Waffle and Hovis looked down to see the beam was starting to seperate the section from the rest of the mansion. Eventually, it crunched up and out of the house and up the beam.

Waffle: Is this how it ends?
Hovis: I'd imagine so, giving this is the last scene of the chapter.

Meanwhile, Mr. Blik and Gordon's podule crash-landed near the Flyer.

Gordon: Mr. Blik, look! Waffle made it back!
Mr. Blik: Oh, what a relief. Alright, let's go pick him up and...
Gordon: (tapping his shoulder) Uh, Mr. Blik?
Mr. Blik: What now?!
Gordon: (points up) Look.

He pointed to where Waffle's room had been ripped out of the house.

Mr. Blik: Didn't there used to be a part of the house there?
Gordon: I think Waffle's room used to be there.
Mr. Blik: So what, he decided to move out or something?
Gordon: (looking up) Aye, I don't think so, Mr. Blik!

They looked up at Waffle's room being abducted into the spaceship.

Gordon: (screaming) Waffle‼
Waffle: (calling to them) Gordon! Mr. Blik! (as the room enters into the spaceship) NOOO!!!!!!

The door closed.

Gordon: Waffle‼

The door opened again as Hovis was booted out of the ship. He landed in the snow, sliding over to them.

Mr. Blik: Hovis, what are you laying around for?! Can't you say Waffle is being abducted by the aliens that ran off with my jelly?!
Hovis: I am well aware of that, Mr. Blik.
Gordon: Great gopher, Mr. Blik! This is what my dream was trying to warn us about all along! All along, and I never realized it until it was too late! (cries) This is all my fault!
Mr. Blik: Gordon, will you shut up about your stupid dream?! Your ludicrous dream is only a result of all that roting haggus you ate before bed last night‼ Now, help me think. If we need my jelly back and Wafle rescued...we're gonna nee help. (turns around to Gordon and Hovis) Lots and lots of help.

*black-out*

The invasion continues...

Mission Operator
Douglas-Z

Mission Supervisor
Douglas-Z

Mission Details
Douglas-Z

Catscratch created by
Doug TenNapel

Additional Operator
Tristin-Z

Recordeded Reference Acted Upon
Ed, Edd, n Eddy "The Eds Are Coming, The Eds Are Coming!"
Over the Hedge
YouTube Poop
Dr. Seuss's Horton Hatches the Egg
Sony® Playstation
Mario Kart Wii
Super Smash Bros. Brawl
Mario Power Tennis
The Suite Life of Zack and Cody
Homestar Runner

"Chapter 2: Wand from Outer Space!"
Audio Specialists
Wayne Knight........Mr. Blik
Rob Paulsen.........Gordon, MARCRON-9900 (Marc), Rubberchin Commander, various voices
Kevin McDonald......Waffle
Maurice LaMarche....Hovis, Lunk
Liliana Mumy........Human Kimberly
John DiMaggio.......Tad, Brick

"Chapter 2: Wand From Outer Space!"
Outland Audio Specialists
Eugenio Derbez......JARRENEZ-6577 (Jared)
Tom Kenny...........SpongeBob, Stevie, CHRINNEO-0002 (Chris)
Carolyn Lawrence....Sandy Cheeks
Bill Fagerbakke.....Patrick Star
Tara Strong.........Timmy Turner
Daran Norris........Cosmo
Susan Blakeslee.....Wanda
Carlos Alazraqui....Mr. Crocker

Supporters and Commentators on the Mission
Bart Simpson
coolman
Lazlo
patrick2403
Ralph Wiggum
SBManiac!!!!!!
SpOnGeFaN818
Spongezilla(tm)

Greetings to
Butch Hartman
Doug TenNapel
Stephen Hillenburg
Danny Actounni
Tristin-Z
Anyone reading these credits right now for reading my great fic and these boring credits.

No butlers were probed during the process of this mission.

Fan characters, titles, and all other original elements are self-declared property of Douglas-Z and the SpongBuddy Mania Forums. Any unauthorized re-usage or duplication of said inertia shall get you probed.

[sup]©2007-2008 Douglas-Z
©2008 SpongeBuddy Mania Forums[/sup]

Coming Soon...

Nickelodeon INVADED
Chapter 3: The Cats Are Coming, The Cats Are Coming!

Keep the transmission screen running for: Additional mission properties!

 

[SpOnGeFaN818]

Exciting ending. Can't wait to see how the invasion will end.

 

[Stinkoman 20X6]

Missionary Progress Reports

The title and begining sequence of this chapter is a referecne to the second chapter of Cartoon Network INVADED, The Eds Are Coming, The Eds Are Coming!. This fic is also where I really start to get in-depth with the Rubberchins' plans, which will be fully cleared up in the next chapter.

Although there were small instances of it in the previous chapter and probably somewhere else in my fanfics, this appears to be my first-ever full-frontal crossover fic. As I've stated before, I didn't like how Cartoon Network INVADED almost never featured any crossover interactions, despite the fact that all five chapters were connected within one another. There was only one such scene, and it has never been seen since the first airing, being replaced with a stupid alternate ending. I still haven't seen the original ending, and now I probably never will.

The original pass of this fic had Stevie get killed in the Hydra-Ship's crash. It may sound extreme, but it wouldn't have mattered at all, since Nickelodeon INVADED isn't part of the main canon. He would just simply be absent for the rest of the chapter and the next one, but still be fine and well in my main SB fanfics. However, I realized Stevie is a primary source of comic relief in this chapter, and so killing him off might mean the next chapter becomes all-serious with almost no comic relief, which is NOT how my fanfics are. So of course, Stevie miracously survived the crash (which was only written into the fic to provide Stevie's death in the first place).

Stevie: Whoa. It's amazing I survived all that. Although, I guess it wouldn't matter if I died. This fic ain't canonical anyway.

Hm... not much else to say about this fic. BTW, keep a look out for many Homestar Runner and Super Smash Bros. Brawl references in the next chapter. :)

Mid-Process Errors

Waffle: (with a Scottish accent) Great gopher, Mr. Blik! It's Gordon!
Mr. Blik: (with a French accent) Qui, Lassie! It iz Gordon! Aloha to yeast, Gordon of the Highland Quieed Clan!
Director: CUT! What was that?! That was a French accent with a bunch of foreign language sprinkled on!
Mr. Blik: (regular voice) Hey, it gets better praise then Gordon's stupid Scottish dialect!
Gordon: (offscreen) It's not stupid!

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Director: Okay. Take 13? Yes. Take 13. And...action!
Waffle: I knew it! It's the world's largest refrigerator!
Mr. Blik: Not the refrigerator, you nincompoop! Inside the refrigerator!

He opened up the fridge. Inside the fridge was...Producer Randy!

Producer Randy: Hola, gato amigos!
Director: Randy, get off the set for he last time!
Randy: Aww... (walks away)

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Gordon: Mr. Blik, you have to give them that jelly, or they'll hose us into space and...
*everyone starts laughing*
Gordon: What? What'd I say? What?
*this outtake is originaly from Monsters, Inc.*

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Stevie: I find myself...chained to this...this... Eh...what's that word there?
SpongeBob: (whispering) Ground.
Stevie: Ew. That's just gross.
Director: Cut. What's wrong, Stevie?
Stevie: I'm sorry, but there is a very nasty booger coming out of Patrick's nose there.
Patrick: What? I don't even have a nose.
Stevie: Well, then...you do know. (makes a disgusted face)

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*during the Brawl battle*

When Waffle is playing, Jared suddenly grabbed a Smash Ball. He activated it, releasing a huge lazer similar to that of Samus's Final Smash.

Waffle: (being launched offscreen) GAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!

GAME SET!

Waffle, Gordon, and Mr. Blik's trophies landed on the Subspace emblem.

Continue?

"Quit" was selected.

GAME OVER

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Director: Action!

The spaceship was hovering towards the landing dock, but the landing arms weren't extending out.

Chris: (trying to pull the joystick) Dude, it's stuck!
Marc: Uhh...prepare for impact‼

The spaceship impacted and scraped through the dock, causing ground damage and damagae to the ship. The Rubberchin MP was also flattened.

Jared: (British accent) Well now, how are we to explain this predicament to the set designer?

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SpongeBob: Patrick, duck! (ducks)
Patrick: Duck? Where?!

The beam hit Patrick and wiped out his face.

SpongeBob: Patrick, are you all right?!
Patrick's voice: FINLAND!

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The alarm sounded on the Commander's ceiling.

Jared: (gasp) Los pantalones son fugas de zumo de frutas! (The pants are leaking fruit juice!)

Everyone stared at Jared.

Jared: What?
Director: Cut.

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Wanda attempted to carry out Timmy's wish, but was met with different-sounding poot noise.

Wanda: Hm, it doesn't usually make that noise.
Patrick: Oh, sorry. That was me.
*everyone backs away from patrick*
Patrick: What?

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Timmy: Uh, oh!
Cosmo: Ahh...is it September already?
Strong Bad: It is now! Hahahahaha... *is shot down*

Regrettably Overlooked Mission Procedure (I-Forgot-To-Add-It-On Scene)
This is my new inconsistent section of the Bonus Features. This is for scenes from the fic that I meant to put in, but I forgot to when I wrote its corresponding sequence. And thanks to the new editing rule, it's too late to do anything about it. So scenes in this section are counted as part of the actual fic. They're just...not actually in the scene.

Timmy's Shuriken Hats

The spaceship started to hover away.

Wanda: They're getting away with Cosmo! We have to do something!
Timmy: (snaps his fingers) I got it!

He pulled out a big purple-striped box labled "Timmy" (:sleazy:) and stuffed it into a mailbox. He pulled it back, lifted the tab open, and flung out the dozens of pink hats that were in the box.

Chris: Take cover, dudes!

The hats hit the ship like shuriken (throwing stars) at a wall.

Marc: Retreat!

The ship hovered away faster.

Timmy: Aw, man. I thought that would work.

Failed Mission Procedure

Stevie's Death
See the Production Notes for an explanation on this scene.

Stevie: Betrayed by loopholes again.

He put on a space-suit and walked out of the console through a ceiling hatch. Now burning pieces of the ship were starting to fall off. He slowly walked across the burning ship. Unfortunately, the part he was standing on started to break off.

Stevie: Uh-oh.

Before he knew it, he was plummeting to his death.

Stevie: I REGRET NOTHIIIIIINNGGGG!!!!
*pause*
Stevie: Boom. (pause) Wow, there's no ground. Is it getting hotter and hotter or is it just me?

Beta Viewing of Further Mission Procedures

Katie Curry: We're recieving unconfirmed reports of UFO sightings all over downtown Amity Park!
Jack Fenton: Aliens sh-maliens! It's ghosts, I tell you! GHOSTS‼

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Danny: Maybe it's not a coincedence these guys have started coming here during the time of the Jelly Festival.
Tucker: That festival will be hosting different brands of jelly from all over the world! There must be at least 400 entries!

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Sam Manson: So, let us get this straight, you three spooks are...ghost aliens?
*Marc, Jared, and Chris are floating and glowing pink*
Marc: After we have accumulated all the jelly from your primitave gathering, your civilization of how-you-call-it "Amity Park" will be at the mercy of the Rubberchins!

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Timmy: We have to hurry! They're starting the operation soon!
Patrick: Stevie's too young and handsome to have his brain sucked out!
*SpongeBob and Sandy stare at him*
Patrick: What? He is, isn't he?

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Danny: Come on, guys [Tucker and Sam]! Let's give these ghost aliens a proper Amity Park welcome! (cracks his knuckles)

Nickelodeon INVADED
Chapter 4: Blobtastic Voyage

The invasion concludes!

 

[SpOnGeFaN818]

Wow, I always love your outtakes, and that had the best Producer Randy one ever.