Sometimes if a scene continues from the next one, I'll insert a little quote at the beginning to recap what happened at the end of the last scene.
Scene number: 12
Scene name: Great Rubberchin War II!
Marc: (as the spaceship is floating away) Now if you'll excuse us, we are off with your deceased fairy!
Cosmo was still in the clutches of the ship's tendumm.
Jorgen: Not so fast! If you want Cosmo...(pulls out his wand)...you'll have to answer to me first!
Marc: Put down your scepter if you want us to leave you peacefully.
Jorgen: Never! I challenge you to one of your Radda Radda Matches!
Marc: That would not be possible. You see, we have discontinued Radda Radda Matches since the 1979 incident. (glaring at Chris) It's all fun and games until someone swallows the Commander's eyeball.
Chris: Dude, I filled out the apology form already! Will you like, just let it go?
Marc: We now use a different tactic to solve interplanetary conflicts.
He then pulled out a huge alien cannon.
Marc: Conventional warfare!
Stevie the Jellyfish: (suddenly popping up on the screen; talking quickly) Conventional warfare is the common military strategy of using all available military resources against the foe, and yes this is gonna become a reoccuring gag in Douglas-Z's fanfics.
Marc then fired the cannon, releasing a prolonged blast of green rays down below.
Timmy: Look out!
Wanda screamd as they ran from the advancing beam.
Jorgen: Very well then. Archers!
Several fairies in blue poofed in behind them with bows. They each inserted several wands into their bows and then fired them at the ship.
Marc: Incoming pointed projectiles at 00:14:65!
Chris: (checking a nearby clock) Actually, Marc, I believe the time is 00:15:80.
Marc: Hit the dirt!
He pulled them both down as the wands struck the ship, smashing through the windows, keying some of the paint, and damaging the frame slightly.
Marc: Hey, watch it! This is a rental! If you desire to launch your weaponry in our direction, let's at least take it outside! Jared, prepare the hovership!
They then floated down from their spaceship on a small hovercar-like craft that resembled the octopus-like ship from the Cartoon Network INVADED specials, minus the octopus tentacles.
When Marc, Jared, and Chris exited the spaecship, they put on space helmets, showing they were not suited for Earth's atmosphere.
Marc: Alright, now we may resume.
Chris pulled out a small gun-like weapon.
Chris: Eat cheeseballs, lame-o's.
He then fired cheeseballs from the gun. They all missed and landed on the ground.
Timmy: Cheeseballs? What are you, gonna pelt us with cheeseballs to death?
They all started laughing. Chris fired more cheeseballs towards them.
Timmy: You know, I'm gonna eat some...*stuffs some of the cheeseballs into his mouth*...and then I'm gonna pelt some cheeseballs right back at you!
Just then, Jared pulled out a small button and pressed it. Instantly, all the cheeseballs exploded, leaving Timmy scorched. He spit out some ash.
Timmy: Explosive cheeseballs. I should've guessed.
Marc, Jared, and Chris laughed as Chris and Jared high-fived each other.
Timmy: (shakes off the scorch) FIRE‼
Wanda poofed up a glowing machine gun, which fired carrots at them, in a reference to the episodes
Power Mad! and
Fairy Idol. One of them rammed into the hovership, short-circuting it.
Marc: Hey, now that
wasn't a rental! Jared built that himself!
Jared: S, y me tom diez pwons a construirlo! Tendr que pagar! (
Yes, and it took me ten pwons (unit of time)
to build it! You will pay!)
Just then, Marc was zapped in the back by a lazer ray.
Marc: AAUGH! Who the flarg did that?!
Chris: *gasp* Watch the language, dude.
The camera panned up to show the ship was firing beams at random targets, blasting various trees and such in the park. The ship's tendumms had retracted back into the ship, except for the one grasping Cosmo.
Marc: *gasp* The ship! It's come to life!
Chris: (hands some hi-tech binoculars to Marc) Uh dude, take a closer look.
Marc looked through the binoculars to see Sandy Cheeks in the console.
Marc: The audible chipmunk?!
The camera cut to Sandy fiddling with the controls in the console. She was still wearing the dress.
Sandy: WHEE! I love this video game! I wanna be Player 2!
Marc: Chris! Go up there and seize that chipmunk!
Chris: How do you expect me to do that?! The hovership's busted, remember?!
Just then, one of the rays hit Jared's eye, blackening a small part of it.
Jared: AUGH!
Chris: *gasp*
Jared: Puede romper nuestra nave de alquiler que me fijo... (
You can break our rental spaceship that I just fixed...) slo puede daar la hovership constru yo mismo, pero... (
You can damage the hovership I built myself, but...)
He placed a small eyepatch over the blackened area of his eye (not his entire eye) which he will wear for the rest of the event.
Jared: (speaking English
) It's all fun and games until SOMEONE loses an eye.
He walked into the hovership and then walked out, weilding Marc's alien cannon from earlier.
Jared: Then it's WAR! Take cover!
He fired a prolonged blast at them.
Wanda: Look out!
They ducked from the blast. Jared, laughing manically, continued blasting at them. Just then, he accidentally blasted at the spaceship's outer engine, causing it to start plummeting towards the ground, burning up in the atmosphere.
Sandy: Yay! I won! I won! Where's my ducky?!
Her dress burned up, leaving just her yellow suit, which also started to burn a little.
It crashed into the vacant ballpark, now a bit more beat-up.
Marc: Yes! Into the spaceship!
Marc and Chris ducked into their ship as Jared continued blasting.
Jared: We will not be silenced! (ducks into the ship as well)
Marc grabed Sandy and handed her to Chris.
Sandy: I wanna ride the pony.
Marc: Chris, lock the chipmunk back up in chains!
Chris: (walking away with Sandy) Why do I always have to chain up the prisioners, man?
Marc: (calling) And watch her carefully, so we can figure out how she escaped in the first place!
Jared: (rushing over; still holding the cannon) What do you want me to do, sir?!
Marc: First of all, I want you to learn to start speaking English while
not in a rage.
Jared: (drops the cannon) Si, senor...dgg! Yes, sir.
Marc: Secondly, what can you do with the ship's engine in 4 thonens (unit of time)?
Jared: Oh, debera ver lo que puedo hacer en el 3,5 thonens!
He walked out as Jorgen blasted at the window.
Jorgen: Hey, where do you Rubberchins think you're going?! (raising wand) This is not over!
Marc: (points) Look! It is a small furred Earth-based mammal that gathers acorns!
Timmy,
Wanda,
Jorgen, and the
Fairies in Blue: (simultaniously) A chipmunk? What? Where? I see no mammals.
The ship then started to hover away, with Cosmo still in the ship's tendumm.
Wanda: (turns around; gasp) They're taking Cosmo!
Everyone else: (turning around) What?!
Jorgen started to blast at them with his wand, but every blast exploded into fairy dust before it reached.
Jorgen: Blast it! They're already in the ionosphere! Our magic has no effect up there!
Wanda: Cooossssmoooo!
Timmy: We've gotta get Cosmo back! Wanda, I wish we had a rocket!
Wanda poofed up a small rocket in front of them, and they both got in it. It then blasted into the sky.
Timmy: We will rescue Cosmo!
The rocket blasted off, leaving a twinkle in the sky.
Jorgen: Hey, what am I supposed to do then?! (turns to the Fairies in Blue) Radda Radda match?
Random Fairy in Blue: I call good paddle.
Final scene: Next Stop: Cancelled Cats!