Scene number: 8
Scene name: When Butch Hartman Met Stephen Hillenburg!
Timmy and Cosmo were now hanging by chains in the ship's dungeon. Sandy Cheeks (OH MY GOD!!! SPONGEBOB CHARACTER!!! BUM BUM BUM! :P
=O) was chained next to them, still wearing her sequined pink dress from the previous chapter. She was now actual squirrel-size compared to Timmy and Cosmo. Aparently, she was also still under anasteshia.
Sandy: Ooh, look. Little mutant bunnies! Hi! My name's Lisa and this is my dog, El Barto!
She pointed to a rock lying on the ground.
Timmy: (to Cosmo) Is that talking squirrel in the dress fraking you out too?
Cosmo: I actually think it's a chipmunk.
Sandy: You talk funny. Are you from Mercury?
They then heard the aliens laughing.
Timmy: Wait, I hear something!
On the other side of the wall, we see Chris and Jared guarding the door to the dungeon. They were both laughing.
Jared: Y as dice, "No es un nabo suizo! Esa es mi esposa!"
They both laughed.
Chris: You know, we can like, talk about the big master plan since like, obviously no one is eavesdropping on us.
Cosmo: What are we listening to?
Timmy: Sssh. They're talking about their plan.
Jared: Ah, quieres decir el plan que tome todas las del planeta jalea y usarla para reconstruir al punto rojo en nuestro hogar planeta Jpiter, para que podamos reunir nuestras fuerzas y tomar ms de este planeta?
Chris: Yup, that's the one, dude.
Timmy: (to Cosmo) Do you speak Spanish?
Cosmo: No. Maybe that talking chipmunk does.
*pause*
Sandy: I like men now[sup]1[/sup].
Chris: You think they'll like, use that weapon we've kept in the armoary for like, a ba-jillion years, dude?
Jared: Slo si ests de suerte!
Timmy: What weapon do you think they're talking about?
Cosmo: Bill Gates?
Sandy: Da monkeyz?
Chris: When we get back to Jupiter though,
I'm totally driving, dude.
Jared: No, voy a conducir la nave a casa. (
No, I shall drive the ship home.)
Chris: No, me!
Marc: (yelling from offscreen) I am driving us back home, you inferior beings!
Chris: Who took a wipeout and put him in charge?
Jared shrugged.
Timmy: Did you hear that?
Cosmo: The part about who's driving?
Timmy: No, about Jupiter! That must be their home planet!
Cosmo: (gasp) Just like Roger Meyers, and the Flintstones!
Timmy: We gotta get out of these chains and help Wanda!
Cosmo: But how?
Sandy: (while licking area where tooth was pulled out) If I had a puppy, I'd name him Twinklydoo, just like my mom.
Timmy: That's it! (to Sandy) Hey, squirrel, think you can gnaw through these chains for us?
*pause*
Sandy: Who's George Huffyboo?
Timmy: I got it! Hye, squirrel! Pip pop a doodly doo!
Sandy: Hebert Noodleman!
Then, in a small moment of recollection, she chopped off the chains with her foot.
Sandy: Hee-yah!
Timmy and Cosmo jumped (floated) down.
Timmy: Now to go help Wanda!
They both ran away.
Cosmo: Thank you, talking chipmunk!
*pause*
Sandy: Eggies.
Next scene name: Wanda vs. Mark!
Will probably be added: Tuesday, January 5th.
[sup]1[/sup]Technically, that line isn't gay unlike in its original context, since Sandy is a female.