Nickelodeon INVADED is back from the dead! And now it's bigger, better, and smellier then ever before!
Scene number: 3
Scene name: Let's Bring the Fic Back With CHAOS!
We are looking at a really cruddy computer animation that looks like it was made in the early 80's. The animation is of a ship, composed of simple polygonal shapes, sailing across the sea, which is no more then a flat green surface. Everything in the animation is green.
A UFO, composed of simply two sphered, one really flat, drifted voer near the ship. We see an also cruddly-looking captain inside the ship with binoculars (two cylindars squished together).
Ship Captain: Fire at will!
The ship started firing cheap red lazers at the UFO. The UFO responded by firing little orange balls at the ship. The ship fired another lazer, which caused the UFO to explode in a cheap red explosion of red balls on the screen.
The words "GAME OVER" appeared on the screen. We then zoom out to see that Chris is playing a video game on the console.
Marc: (walking over) CHRINNEO-0002! What art thou doing?!
Chris: Um, um, nothing, Marc! Just...checking the jelly scanner!
He immediately switched to the video game to a small screen that showed a readout.
Chris: Um, Marc, it has become apparent that the abundant substance we had previously detected in Dimmsdale has depleted greatly.
Marc: (pause) What?
Chris: The jelly we detected in Dimmsdale is gone! The scanner's no longer picking it up!
Marc: Hm, the humans must have discovered our purpose and hit the substance from us! We'll just have to force them to give it to us! Chris! Jared!
Jared stopped playing the video game on his console and turned.
Marc: Reload the blasters and prepare for an attack on Dimmsdale!
Chris: Aye aye, Cap'n Crunch. (walking away, snickering)
Marc: I said to stop calling me that!
Once Chris and Jared were gone, Marc secretly turned on the video game and started playing. We then cut back to Timmy's house.
Wanda: The energy from Cosmo's wand from produced by an alien species we've never before encountered!
Timmy and Cosmo were asleep. They woke up.
Timmy: (snort) Huh, wha-
Cosmo: Huh? Is the fic back in production again?
Timmy: So...what do we do?
Wanda: We'll have to surgically extract the alien energy from Cosmo's wand!
Timmy: Surgery?
We then cut to Wanda, wearing a mask and nurse's outfit similar to her sister Blonda's. The glowing wand was now strapped to a table. Beeping noise was heard. Wanda took a nose hair trimmer and used to unscrew the star from the stick of the wand. Since all the energy was in the star, the stick stopped glowing.
Wanda: If I can just use the magic from my wand to asborb the energy from Cosmo's wand, then we can release it into the atmosphere!
She held up her wand close to the opening in Cosmo's wand. However, the star then fired at Wanda's wand, completely melting it into green slime.
Wanda: My wand!
The star then rescrewed itself back onto the stick and then released alien energy into the straps, causing them to also melt into green slime. The wand then floated into the air.
Cosmo: My wand! It's alive!
The wand then started firing randomly. Timmy, Cosmo, and Wanda ducked under the table.
Timmy: Take cover!
The wand turned Timmy's bed into a huge monster (with the bed as a head) which then broke through the wall and ran out, and Cosmo and Wanda's fishbowl into a lazer cannon, which fired a hole into the wall. Several lazers hit the floor, causing killer Venus Flytraps to break through the floor, which started to melt into a sea of green slime, and grab Timmy, Cosmo, and Wanda.
Timmy, Cosmo, and Wanda: AAH!
Meanwhile in the kitchen, a drop of green slime from the cieling dripped onto the newspaper Timmy's dad was reading, burning a hole in it. They then heard roars from the Monster Flytraps.
Timmy's mom: What do you think Timmy's doing up there?
Timmy's dad: Hmm, I don't know. But I'm gonna find out!
He marched up to Timmy's room and opened the door.
Timmy's dad: Timmy, what's going on in here?
Timmy: Uhhhh, science project?
*pause*
Timmy's dad: Works for me. *closes door*
Timmy: Wanda, I wish these killer plants were gone!
Wanda: What can I do about it? My wand melted into green slime, remember?!
Timmy: Wait a minute! Cosmo, I wish that your wand was back to normal!
Wanda: Now Timmy, I don't think it works like that!
Just then, the flytraps stopped and so did the wand. The fairy magic started to overpower the alien energy, and released a blast of magic which caused the flytraps to poof away, as well as the slime, and all the stuff in the room was back to normal.
Cosmo: (grabs wand) Wish...granted?
Wanda: That was too easy.
Timmy and Cosmo: Who cares?
We then transition to later that night with Timmy asleep. We go inside the castle from Hassle in the Castle. Wanda and Cosmo are also asleep. Cosmo's wand is hanging downstairs in the wand rack. In an homage to Jimmy Neutron's When Pants Attack, the wand was starting to flicker green.
Next scene name: The Wand Escape!
Will probably be added: Thursday, January 17th.