Don't be so impatient, SBManiac!!!. I'm not gonna promise a new chapter every single day.
Squidward: I've got a life!
Jelly! Jelly! Jelly! Jelly!
At the roof of the Chum Bucket, Patrick had tied Plankton and Stevie up and was sitting at the seat of Plankton's alien transmission device. He clicked a button reading, "Send transmission".
Stevie: Gotta go, gotta go, gotta go, gotta go, gotta go, gotta go, gotta go, gotta go, gotta go!
Patrick: Ah, I am a hero. History will vendicate me!
That's when SpongeBob climbed to the top of the roof.
SpongeBob: Patrick!
Patrick: SpongeBob, thank goodness! You're just in time to see me save the world from alien awfulness!
SpongeBob grabbed Stevie, took the belt off, and put it back on.
SpongeBob: Let's go, Stevie.
Stevie: Gotta go, gotta go!
Patrick: Wha-what are you doing? The aliens are coming to get him! You know not what you are doing, sponge!? YOU ARE DOOMING US ALL!!!!
Stevie: Gotta go, gotta go, gotta............Never mind. I think I just went.
SpongeBob: Wait one darn second. Are you telling me that all this time, ALL YOU HAD TO GOTTA GO, GOTTA GO, GOTTA GO TO...WAS THE BATHROOM?!!?
Stevie: Yes. Why? I drank one of those Super Huge Slurps at McBarnicle's this morning.
SpongeBob: You see, Patrick? Stevie isn't an alien after all!
Patrick: He...isn't?
Meanwhile in outer space, our three aliens were still traversing the galaxy.
Jared: Oh, oh! Mis amigos, recieving un transmision del pequeo planeta azul hacia el extremo de la galaxia!
Marc: What?! A transmission from Earth?!
The transmission played. For each second of static, there's a dash.
Patrick: -- Beings of space! I have -- your jelly-- now surrendering -- to you! You want your -- jelly--? Well, come on down to Bikini Bottom and get -----
The aliens gasped.
Chris: Dudes, dis guy has the substance! Awehehehehehesome!!!
Marc: We must invade this "Bikini Bottom" for the substance!
Jared: Si!
*green glowing bubble transition*
We cut to the outside of the Krusty Krab.
Patrick: Um...SpongeBob?
SpongeBob: Yes, Patrick?
Patrick: My head feels wet.
We cut inside to show Sandy was licking the back of his head. Patrick apparently didn't realize it. Then, the spaceship fired a green beam at the Krusty Krab. SpongeBob, Patrick, Squidward, Gary, and Mr. Krabs held on to the table to keep from rising, but Sandy, being tied up in rope, started to rise. The rope disintegrated as she rose. The sequins on her dress now sparkled green.
SpongeBob: Sandy!
Sandy: I like buffalo wings...
She was beamed onboard and the ship started to fly away.
SpongeBob: They abducted Sandy!
Patrick: No problem!
Using SpongeBob's belt, he lassoed the glass dome of the ship and the threee of them rose along with the ship.
Patrick: Wherever the aliens go, we shall go too!
Inside the ship, Marc, Jared, and Chris looked angry.
Marc: Unfortunately, the only jelly our sensors detected was incased in little squishy spheres with drooping tentacles.
Chris: (shows a wound on his eystalk) And one of them totally went gnarly on me, duuudes!
Marc: According to our sensors, the closest jelly-abundent location to here is...Dimmsdale, California!
Jared: El Oh, de que es aseado! Deseo ir a Dimmsdale!
Chris: Oh, yay, California! Surf's up!!!
The ship then rose out of the water.
Stevie: We shoulda brought air helmets.
Sponge and Pat: Agreed.
The ship then flew away and the green glowing bubble transition ended the chapter.
End of Chapter I: Steve-a-Go-Go!
A green message appeared on the screen reading, "To Be Continued..."
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