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WhosTheRealPinheadPatrick?

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Episode 1a:
Bottle Capping Capers

The episode starts with SpongeBob and Patrick laughing and playing, annoying Squidward.

Squidward: Grr, Spongebob, Patrick! Would you two mind?! I'm trying to sleep, and your yabbering isn't helping!

Spongebob: Oh, sorry Squidward. We'll be quieter! (To Patrick) Now, where were we? Oh yeah! *laughing louder*.

Squidward: Oh gosh. Spongebob, please stop laughing.

Spongebob: Ok, ok Squidward. I promise not to interrupt your slumber anymore.

Squidward: Thank you. Now, for some well deserved beauty sleep. *snoring*.

Spongebob: Well, Squidward said not to laugh, so... I'll sing! Laaaaaa!!

Patrick: Wow Spongebob, you sing so well I see notes come out of your mouth.

Spongebob: *Gasp*! Oh no! The musical notes are going into Squidward's house! We need to stop i- too late.

Squidward: Huh? Grr! SPONGEBOB! I TOLD YOU NOT TO LAUGH, OR INTERRUPT ME! WHY ARE YOU SINGING SO LOUDLY, I CAN'T EVEN SLEEP?! I WANT YOU TWO TO PICK AND CHOOSE TO GO TO EITHER SPONGEBOB, OR PATRICK'S HOUSE. JUST. L E A V E M E A L O N E!

Spongebob: Oh, I'm so so sorry Squidward. Come on Patrick, let's go back to my house.

Patrick: Bye Squidward.

Spongebob: *suddenly happy* Let's play tag!

Patrick: Yeah! Woohoo!

*giggling*

Squidward: Oh my goodness. You two! Could you not.

Spongebob: Not what?

Squidward: Not laugh!

Spongebob: Oh sure! *zips mouth* *muffled giggling*

Squidward: Ok, stop. Just try to be more civillized.

Spongebob: Oh, I can be civillized! Listen to this! *ahem* Valorous morning, Squidward. Gow now doing on this fine occasion? Art thee enjoying the fine arts of the natural world? I desire that thee art having a spiffy day. How wast that? I mean, how was that?

Squidward: Wow. I mean, you call that civillized? All the other times you tried to be civillized, you insulted my amazing, plump nose, and the next time, you cried outside of a cinema!

Spongebob: Oh, yeah... sorry Squidward. Well, why don't you teach me and Patrick the way of the Civillized?

I hope you enjoyed part one of Episode 1a! On Saturday, I'll complete this episode's script. Tell me what you think! :)
 

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Ooh, more fanfiction? Cool! Haven't seen that in a while. I look forward to seeing the rest.
 

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the inexcusable squidward torture in this has led me to believe that you are low key one of the show's writers

(which would be p cool)
 

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Squidward: If I do, will you leave me alone tomorrow?

Spongebob: Ok, Squidward! So, what do I do first?

Squidward: Hmm... Well, there is an activity I take part in that only other civillized people enjoy.

Squidward: And it's name is: "Bottle Cappers!"

Spongebob: Bottle what?

Squidward: Cappers.

Spongebob: Ohh! Capers!

Squidward: No, Cappers, like the bottle cap.

Spongebob: Oh, I see.

Patrick: *eyes closed* I don't.

Spongebob: *zips Patrick's eyes open* There you go, buddy.

Patrick: Thanks.

Squidward: If you two want to become civillized... I guess you have to come in my house...

Spongebob and Patrick: YAY!!

Squidward: Oh brother.

----scene 3----

Squidward: I reluctantly welcome you to my humble abode.

Spongebob: Thank you Squidward. So, how do you play this game?

Squidward: Activity!

Spongebob: Oh, so how do you take part in this activity?

Squidward: Well, you need to sit around a table, with a chair, Spongebob.

Spongebob: Oh, sorry Squid, I'm so used to playing ga-

Squidward: ACTIVITIES!

Spongebob: -activities with Patrick on the floor.

Squidward: Just get chairs, you two.

--3 Minutes Later...--

Squidward: So what you need to do, is flip a bottle cap, like so. *flips*. And if it lands on the bottom side, you get a point.

Spongebob: And if it lands on the top?

Squidward: You give a point to someone else. But, Spongebob, you can't give a point to Patrick, and vice versa.

Patrick: Who's vice versa? Is she nice?

Squidward: ...

Spongebob: ...

Patrick: Sorry.

Squidward: So, let's begin.

Spongebob: Who's totting up the scores?

Squidward: You.

Spongebob: Okie dokie! Squid: 0 Sponge: 0 Pat: 0

Squidward: Ok, *flips*. Yes!

Spongebob: *flips* Yeah!

Patrick: *flips* Yeah!! I win, I win!!
Squidward: Patrick, you didn't get the point.

Patrick: Oh, I get it now.

Squidward: Oh my gosh. I mean, IN THE ACTIVITY'S SCORING SYSTEM!

Patrick: Oh.

Spongebob: Squid: 2, Sponge: 1 , Pat: -1

Squidward: You even followed the rules! *laughs*. *flips* Oh, I lost.

Spongebob: I'll try! *flips* Yay!!

Patrick: *flips* Tartar Sauce!

Spongebob: Patrick, you did it!

Patrick: Yay!

Spongebob: Squidward, who do you give your point to?

Squidward: ...You, Spongebob.

Spongebob: Okie, scores are Squid: 1, Sponge: 3, Patrick: 0

Squidward: Ok, *flips*.

Patrick: I'm bored. *leaves*.

Spongebob: Pat, wait!

Squidward: Huh? Guys, wait! I got the cap sideways which gives 6 points!

*chase commence*

Patrick: Ooh, cheese ice-cream.

Spongebob: Patrick!

Patrick: I'll come back later, gotta run.

Squidward: Spongebob, tot up my six points!

Spongebob: Ok! Squid: 7, Sponge: 3, Patrick: 0.

Squidward: Alright, I'm going home. *walks back to Conch Street*

Spongebob: Oh no! *runs back to Conch Street, while grabbing Squidward*

Patrick: Hmm, gasoline + fire = ... Ice cream!


Boom!

Patrick: Ow, my foot hurts!

Patrick: ...Guys?



The End.
Tell me what you thought of the second part, or the episode as a whole! Thanks, goodbye.
 

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JalecoChicaTaitoSpongebob said:
I made a picture for the episode.
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Hey, thanks! It's good!
 

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If anyone was wondering, this is the theme for Bottle Capping Capers: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NG31iv4j9sM&
And this is the title card: BottleCappingCapers.png

If anyone would like to help, could you make an actual title card? I suck at editing. If you do, thanks! :sbthumbs:
 

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Episode 1b:
The Faulty Horn

The episode starts at closing time at the Krusty Krab.

Mr Krabs: Well, g'night boy-o. See ya tomorrow at the Krusty Krab promotional speech at 6AM!

SpongeBob: Bye Mr Krabs! See ya tomorrow!

30 Minutes Later...

SpongeBob: Time to get some sleep! I've got a big day tomorrow. Gotta make Mr Krabs proud!

*Snoring*

Plankton: Make Mr Krabs proud, eh? Well, we'll see about that! Heheheh...

Plankton: At 5:30AM, the Square freak's alarm will go off. So, if I prevent the noise from the horn from getting to SpongeBob... He won't get to work! This plan is seamless!

5:29AM.

Plankton: Alright! The time is right. Now to get in.

Plankton goes inside of SpongeBob's horn.

Plankton: 5:29:57...5:29:58...5:29:59...5:30!

Horn: PPPRRRrrrrrrrrrr...

Plankton: Yes! Now that that Sponge can't wake up, I have full access to the Krabby Patty formula!

Plankton: Unless...Oh no.. The cephalopod is still going to work. What do I do? I know.

Plankton: Since he doesn't care about work, I'll just paint the night sky on his windows!

A while later...

Plankton is painting the night sky on Squidward's bedroom windows.

Plankton: *Whew* This is harder than I thought.

Squidward: Oh. It's evening. I was late again. Hey! My clock says "6AM"......

Squidward: Must be wrong.

Plankton: Yes! The formula is mine! Once Krabs goes out to look for those two goons, I'll be home free!

Squidward: Oh, there's a bug on the window. *wipes Plankton off*

Plankton: YEEOUCH!!

Squidward: Ah yes, the tea is ready.
 

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I'll start Episode 2!, THE FIRST DOUBLE-LENGTH EPISODE! I'll start it
HEART LANE
Patrick runs to Spongebob with a warning, passing Sonic. He gets to Spongebob's house.
Patrick: Spongebob! SPONGEBOB!
Spongebob: Patrick must've forgotten to put on his pants again.
Who'stheRealPinheadPatrick will continue the episode!
Plot: Spongebob goes to Heart Lane, where many love-related things happen.
 
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