WhosTheRealPinheadPatrick?
Bomb-Selling Pirate
Episode 1a:
Bottle Capping Capers
The episode starts with SpongeBob and Patrick laughing and playing, annoying Squidward.
Squidward: Grr, Spongebob, Patrick! Would you two mind?! I'm trying to sleep, and your yabbering isn't helping!
Spongebob: Oh, sorry Squidward. We'll be quieter! (To Patrick) Now, where were we? Oh yeah! *laughing louder*.
Squidward: Oh gosh. Spongebob, please stop laughing.
Spongebob: Ok, ok Squidward. I promise not to interrupt your slumber anymore.
Squidward: Thank you. Now, for some well deserved beauty sleep. *snoring*.
Spongebob: Well, Squidward said not to laugh, so... I'll sing! Laaaaaa!!
Patrick: Wow Spongebob, you sing so well I see notes come out of your mouth.
Spongebob: *Gasp*! Oh no! The musical notes are going into Squidward's house! We need to stop i- too late.
Squidward: Huh? Grr! SPONGEBOB! I TOLD YOU NOT TO LAUGH, OR INTERRUPT ME! WHY ARE YOU SINGING SO LOUDLY, I CAN'T EVEN SLEEP?! I WANT YOU TWO TO PICK AND CHOOSE TO GO TO EITHER SPONGEBOB, OR PATRICK'S HOUSE. JUST. L E A V E M E A L O N E!
Spongebob: Oh, I'm so so sorry Squidward. Come on Patrick, let's go back to my house.
Patrick: Bye Squidward.
Spongebob: *suddenly happy* Let's play tag!
Patrick: Yeah! Woohoo!
*giggling*
Squidward: Oh my goodness. You two! Could you not.
Spongebob: Not what?
Squidward: Not laugh!
Spongebob: Oh sure! *zips mouth* *muffled giggling*
Squidward: Ok, stop. Just try to be more civillized.
Spongebob: Oh, I can be civillized! Listen to this! *ahem* Valorous morning, Squidward. Gow now doing on this fine occasion? Art thee enjoying the fine arts of the natural world? I desire that thee art having a spiffy day. How wast that? I mean, how was that?
Squidward: Wow. I mean, you call that civillized? All the other times you tried to be civillized, you insulted my amazing, plump nose, and the next time, you cried outside of a cinema!
Spongebob: Oh, yeah... sorry Squidward. Well, why don't you teach me and Patrick the way of the Civillized?
I hope you enjoyed part one of Episode 1a! On Saturday, I'll complete this episode's script. Tell me what you think! :)