My Lust for SpongeBob

President Squidward

President Squidward

Mmmm donuts.
From the moment I first saw you flipping Krabby Patties with that irresistible enthusiasm of yours, I knew my heart was hooked. Your zest for life, that undeniable sparkle in your eyes, and your infectious laugh—everything about you makes me feel like I’m floating on a cloud of pure joy.

I can’t help but imagine what it would be like to spend more time with you, perhaps exploring the wonders of Bikini Bottom together. I’ve always wondered what it would be like to feel the warmth of your hand as we walk side by side through Jellyfish Fields or share a cozy evening at the Krusty Krab, just the two of us.

Your unique charm and those perfectly square pants of yours drive me wild. The way you move with such grace, flipping Krabby Patties and dancing in the Krusty Krab, has me dreaming of the day when we could be as close as two pieces of seaweed in a tide pool. Your laughter, so musical and full of life, makes my heart race faster than a jellyfish chase.

I imagine us sharing secret smiles and playful glances, our connection growing deeper with each passing day. With you by my side, every moment would be filled with the kind of happiness that’s as bubbly and effervescent as the best soda in town.

So here’s to us, SpongeBob. May our days be filled with as much adventure and joy as your endless optimism brings into the world. I look forward to all the wonderful moments we could share, dreaming of a future where we’re both a little bit closer.

I'm going to my local Target rn to find him
 
Dear SpongeBob,

I can't remember when you weren't there
When I didn't care for anyone but you
I swear, we've been through everything there is
Can't imagine anything we've missed
Can't imagine anything the two of us can't do

Through the years, you've never let me down
You turned my life around, the sweetest days I've found
I've found with you, through the years
I've never been afraid, I've loved the life we've made
And I'm so glad I've stayed, right here with you
Through the years

I can't remember what I used to do
Who I trusted, who I listened to before
I swear, you've taught me everything I know
Can't imagine needing someone so
But through the years it seems to me, I need you more and more

Through the years, through all the good and bad
I knew how much we had, I've always been so glad
To be with you, through the years
It's better every day, you've kissed my tears away
As long as it's okay, I'll stay with you
Through the years

Through the years, when everything went wrong
Together we were strong, I know that I belong
Right here with you, through the years
I never had a doubt, we'd always work things out
I've learned what love's about, by loving you
Through the years

Through the years, you've never let me down
You've turned my life around, the sweetest days I've found
I've found with you, through the years
It's better every day, you've kissed my tears away
As long as it's okay, I'll stay with you
Through the years

Sincerly yours,
[NAME AND ADDRESS WITHHELD]
 
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