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Imitation Krab
The following is an written parody for an honest trailer and is rated s for spoilers.
After suffering from Michael bay's transformers(shows cilp from Michael bay's transformers)battleship(shows cilp from battleship),and g.I Joe retaliation( shows cilp from g.I Joe retaliation)see the next hasbro cash grab that thanks goodness is not made by Lorenzo do bonatvetura
My little pony:equestria girls(ok we all know that their girls and that their from equestria so f**k this title)
A movie based on one of the best shows of all time comes the worst films of all time(but the bronies are going to love it.
See the newest movie in the my little pony franchise that only shows ponies for the 9 minutes and one movie at the end
.
Ever since moving to ponyvile,twlight(shows cilp from twilight)not that one!(shows cilp from friendship in magic)that's better,anyways twilight sparkle has faced many challenges like
Killing her master's sister
Stop a villain that not evil and will becomes her friend
Ruin a wedding..........twice
A stop the 2 most evilest villain in the show (the first is terik but that a different trailer for a other time.) Now twilight must face her biggest threat yet.........high school.
Twilight:nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnooooooooooooo!
That and facing her clone that steal her crown but not the other elements.
Watch as the hero of the film(shows clips from the spongebob squarepants movie and equestria girls together)travels to an unknown place with her best friend to get back a stolen crown in 6 days,stop a mind controlled army,make hilarious shocked faces,and be killed off only to brong back to life by their friendship.
King Neptune:you must travel to shell city and bring back my crown in exactly ten days.
Princess candance:you must retrieve your crown
It is just me or is hasbro very cheap
Watch as Twilight enter from equestria to a a place that isn't equestria but the creaters say that it is that full of
Rejected Doug characters
Clothes from the 80s
Stalkers
Ugly Principals
And a bad sercity system(wow she sleep in a laberry and nobody saw her)
Also see
No princess candence
No the rock
No linkin park
Salior moon transformation rip offs
A rehash of the first episode
And mlp fan base in a nutshell(*shows cilp fromdjango unchained* never a movie since django unchained will make you feel racist)
Listen to songs like.....
Generic pop song 1
Generic pop song 2
Stuff found off of Katy Perry's recording studio
The song that's sounds alike we will rock you
And bad remix of the the opening theme with visuals that will make you think you are one drugs(hey,at least not the spongebob movie:sponge out of water,they visuals were in 3d*shows cilp from the spongebob movie:sponge out of water*)
N.e.r.d:yeah,hey we go now
Watch as megan McCarthy uses every teen high school movie cliche like
A bully
Falling in love with a man you just meet
Annoying pop songs
And porm night
Puls watch as she makes the mistakes that were in g3 of my little pony like...
Annoying songs
Gross out cuteness
Too many colors
And putting Tabitha st germain and Kathleen Barr together in a movie.all the reasons why my little pony had to be rebooted in the first place.(shows cilp from g3 my little pony)
Rainbow dash:absolutely darling idea darling
Well,almost all of them
Starring.....
Purple sunset simmer(twilight)
Paul walker(rainbow dash)
The lore ranger(applejack)
Nurse joy(futtershy)
A better Haley quin than Maggie robbie(pinkie pie)
Megan Fox(rarity)
Puppy in my pocket(spike)
Mark wahlberg(celrestia)
Roslina(Luna)
The reason why twilight sparkle now can't get a boyfriend(flash)
Adam Sandler and Kevin James(sips and snails)
And the villain from mean girls(sunset simmer)
My little pony:but without the ponies
Can hasbro stop making more movies they f**k up g.I Joe retaliation( shows cilp from g.I Joe retaliation)by killing duke ,they f**k up transformers:age of extinction(shows cilp from transformers:age of extinction) by killing almost all the autobots and they f**k up friendship games(shows cilp from friendship games)by making twilight sparkle the villain,WHEN WILL THEY F**KING LEARN
(Also my little pony:friendship is magic turns 5 today)
After suffering from Michael bay's transformers(shows cilp from Michael bay's transformers)battleship(shows cilp from battleship),and g.I Joe retaliation( shows cilp from g.I Joe retaliation)see the next hasbro cash grab that thanks goodness is not made by Lorenzo do bonatvetura
My little pony:equestria girls(ok we all know that their girls and that their from equestria so f**k this title)
A movie based on one of the best shows of all time comes the worst films of all time(but the bronies are going to love it.
See the newest movie in the my little pony franchise that only shows ponies for the 9 minutes and one movie at the end
.
Ever since moving to ponyvile,twlight(shows cilp from twilight)not that one!(shows cilp from friendship in magic)that's better,anyways twilight sparkle has faced many challenges like
Killing her master's sister
Stop a villain that not evil and will becomes her friend
Ruin a wedding..........twice
A stop the 2 most evilest villain in the show (the first is terik but that a different trailer for a other time.) Now twilight must face her biggest threat yet.........high school.
Twilight:nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnooooooooooooo!
That and facing her clone that steal her crown but not the other elements.
Watch as the hero of the film(shows clips from the spongebob squarepants movie and equestria girls together)travels to an unknown place with her best friend to get back a stolen crown in 6 days,stop a mind controlled army,make hilarious shocked faces,and be killed off only to brong back to life by their friendship.
King Neptune:you must travel to shell city and bring back my crown in exactly ten days.
Princess candance:you must retrieve your crown
It is just me or is hasbro very cheap
Watch as Twilight enter from equestria to a a place that isn't equestria but the creaters say that it is that full of
Rejected Doug characters
Clothes from the 80s
Stalkers
Ugly Principals
And a bad sercity system(wow she sleep in a laberry and nobody saw her)
Also see
No princess candence
No the rock
No linkin park
Salior moon transformation rip offs
A rehash of the first episode
And mlp fan base in a nutshell(*shows cilp fromdjango unchained* never a movie since django unchained will make you feel racist)
Listen to songs like.....
Generic pop song 1
Generic pop song 2
Stuff found off of Katy Perry's recording studio
The song that's sounds alike we will rock you
And bad remix of the the opening theme with visuals that will make you think you are one drugs(hey,at least not the spongebob movie:sponge out of water,they visuals were in 3d*shows cilp from the spongebob movie:sponge out of water*)
N.e.r.d:yeah,hey we go now
Watch as megan McCarthy uses every teen high school movie cliche like
A bully
Falling in love with a man you just meet
Annoying pop songs
And porm night
Puls watch as she makes the mistakes that were in g3 of my little pony like...
Annoying songs
Gross out cuteness
Too many colors
And putting Tabitha st germain and Kathleen Barr together in a movie.all the reasons why my little pony had to be rebooted in the first place.(shows cilp from g3 my little pony)
Rainbow dash:absolutely darling idea darling
Well,almost all of them
Starring.....
Purple sunset simmer(twilight)
Paul walker(rainbow dash)
The lore ranger(applejack)
Nurse joy(futtershy)
A better Haley quin than Maggie robbie(pinkie pie)
Megan Fox(rarity)
Puppy in my pocket(spike)
Mark wahlberg(celrestia)
Roslina(Luna)
The reason why twilight sparkle now can't get a boyfriend(flash)
Adam Sandler and Kevin James(sips and snails)
And the villain from mean girls(sunset simmer)
My little pony:but without the ponies
Can hasbro stop making more movies they f**k up g.I Joe retaliation( shows cilp from g.I Joe retaliation)by killing duke ,they f**k up transformers:age of extinction(shows cilp from transformers:age of extinction) by killing almost all the autobots and they f**k up friendship games(shows cilp from friendship games)by making twilight sparkle the villain,WHEN WILL THEY F**KING LEARN
(Also my little pony:friendship is magic turns 5 today)
