Modern Sponebob RANT!

[DirtierDan]

Hello this is DirtierDan, and since nobody has even began to fathom this, MODERON SPONGEBOB IS DOLPHINNOSING ABHORRRENT
Like seriously I can count the amount of good episodes from modern spongebob on two fingers, which is a shame because I WANNA STICK MY MIDDLE FINGER RIGHT UP AT Casey Dildoxander.
Squidward is always tortured, Mr.krabs is a stupid bully, Patrick is the same from season 4- to whatevadehelseasonitsonrightnow, spongeboob is a spastic, and plankton is generic villain. Every episode except for 3 episodes is torture.
Top 10 Worst Episodes
Pet Sitter Pat( poor gary)
That awful bunny episode(poor squid)
A Pal For Gary(poor gary)
Smoothe Jazz at something(Poor squid
One Coarse Meal( poor my eyes)

 

[BobCarotte]

*reads this review* (poor my eyes)

 

[coolpop4566]

Spongebob is godly

 

[Depressed Luigi]

That awful bunny episode(poor squid)

Banned.

 

[hippythehippo]

This guy has the chicken Spongebob meme as his avvie, and insults the godly Bunny Hunt.

Ban

 

[FinnDinner]

I like how your profile pic is from a modern SpongeBob episode as you say this lol.

 

[Prime Jedi]

So in a series that is from 1999-2018 (and still going), 2005 is apparently modern.


Ok then.

 

[DirtierDan]

So in a series that is from 1999-2018 (and still going), 2005 is apparently modern.


Ok then.

It's more modern than Spastic Wars at least.

 

[Coffee_lover]

why this topic even exist

 

[DirtierDan]

Why this site even exist if it polluted by ppl who don't like this topic

 

[Coffee_lover]

 

[DirtierDan]

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HAHA UR SO FUNNEH IM ROLLEN ON TEH FLOR IN LAFTER HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
You guys all need to grow up.

 

[Coffee_lover]

I thought at first that this topic was just a unfunny joke,how could I be so damn wrong.

 

[DirtierDan]

I thought at first that this topic was just a unfunny joke,how could I be so ::dolphin noise:: wrong.

Ikr modern spongebob's disservice to cartoons is no joking matter.

 

[Steel_Sponge]

now listen here, i just want to thank the heavens above for bringing us all these glorious episodes of SpongeBob. if you somehow can't stand gems like fear of a krabby patty, pull up a barrel, and sand castles in the sand, then your onion is invalid. this show spreads love and peace and all you're doing is spreading hate.

 

[Amphitrite]

This plays out too much like a parody for me to take seriously.

 

[Jai The Guy]

This is a joke topic, dum dums

 

[FinnDinner]

Just realized this is in "Characters", feels like at this rate anything could fly as characters.

 

[mythix super saiyan 4]

this is a horrible post what is wrong with you

 

[DirtierDan]

Thank you mythix for your words of wisdom :)


obvious sarcasm