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Modern Sponebob RANT!

DirtierDan

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Hello this is DirtierDan, and since nobody has even began to fathom this, MODERON SPONGEBOB IS DOLPHINNOSING ABHORRRENT
Like seriously I can count the amount of good episodes from modern spongebob on two fingers, which is a shame because I WANNA STICK MY MIDDLE FINGER RIGHT UP AT Casey Dildoxander.
Squidward is always tortured, Mr.krabs is a stupid bully, Patrick is the same from season 4- to whatevadehelseasonitsonrightnow, spongeboob is a spastic, and plankton is generic villain. Every episode except for 3 episodes is torture.
Top 10 Worst Episodes
Pet Sitter Pat( poor gary)
That awful bunny episode(poor squid)
A Pal For Gary(poor gary)
Smoothe Jazz at something(Poor squid
One Coarse Meal( poor my eyes)
 

DirtierDan

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Coffee_lover said:
I thought at first that this topic was just a unfunny joke,how could I be so ::dolphin noise:: wrong.
Ikr modern spongebob's disservice to cartoons is no joking matter.
 
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now listen here, i just want to thank the heavens above for bringing us all these glorious episodes of SpongeBob. if you somehow can't stand gems like fear of a krabby patty, pull up a barrel, and sand castles in the sand, then your onion is invalid. this show spreads love and peace and all you're doing is spreading hate.
 
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