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Member of the Month

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I know this has been done before but who cares.


http://www.sbmania.net/pictures.php?img=9ZFG9truFmsREPLIQOe9g1fIVvh4oAykE1JAyeNCu90%3D​
SpongeWott: Hey Prez. Hey Prez. Hey Prez. Hey Prez. Hey Prez.​
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President Squidward: Alright, I'll bite. What is it, SpongeWott?​
http://www.sbmania.net/pictures.php?img=1rZKPyc%2BSNPikWDPozjUUPXn%2FE8BVLi5t0QW5cdqCug%3D​
SpongeWott: Do you know what today is, Prez?​
President Squidward: Annoy Prez Day?​
http://www.sbmania.net/pictures.php?img=wMyRsytXkG3oEnRtpSDs48IjzXRS%2B8FfjZN1fiiIsvE%3D​
SpongeWott: No, that's on the 15th! Today is the beginning of judging for Member of the Month.​
http://www.sbmania.net/pictures.php?img=tdLVpWm%2BoJPiFMfEByN%2BU5wf2INrLuoH3tMszoq9z%2Bk%3D​
President Squidward: SpongeWott, don't you know that award is a scam?​

SpongeWott: What do you mean?​
http://www.sbmania.net/pictures.php?img=AyJSk%2FXy2yZ1AdtO35mvbBMQsm39OkyScGvPedeIr0Q%3D​
President Squidward: ssjgogita gives you that award so you make better posts for no doubloons.​
SpongeWott: That is not true, Prez. He gives it to me because I post better. You could win it too if you tried harder.​
http://www.sbmania.net/pictures.php?img=ih0vOKf6hVjz8UL%2F6xZyvNS2qEMvPc0HHiwZXIGisrE%3D​
President Squidward: Oh, for what? To have my face on the Wall of Shame?​
SpongeWott: Prez, you’ve got it all wrong. Having pride in your posts is nothing to be ashamed of, why, it’s the only thing that makes it all worth while.​
http://www.sbmania.net/pictures.php?img=mqx0knYlKEFExWngTqNpaaPmAHW6X%2FiLwKeewNJe1P4%3D​
ssjgogita4: Thattaboy, SpongeWott! This is going to be a tough one though! There’s no clear cut winner! Watch out, SpongeWott. Prez appears to be on the verge of a breakout. There could be a new face on the wall this month!​
SpongeWott: Huh?​
President Squidward: That's right, SpongeWott. I might sneak up on you. *he and ssj laugh*​
 
Joined
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Messages
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Location
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SpongeWott: No! How could I let the quality of my posts slip so much?!

http://www.sbmania.net/pictures.php?img=J7HOWTt2IZWXwkyNl1%2BCxcJdkH5Eskdt2aPz%2BpVEvYA%3D

SpongeWott: (flips patty onto ceiling and completely screws gravity by running up the wall to get the patty)

President Squidward: Need any help (SpongeWott shrieks) What are you doing?!

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SpongeWott: Uh...posting Season 2 scores?

President Squidward: You’re losing it! Don’t you know that award is a load of-

http://www.sbmania.net/pictures.php?img=51G0YTTpOPwlu5J%2FJwEoyOyCxKiAAsrXuLkSHWYbsX8%3D

President Squidward: Garbage.

SpongeWott: Please don’t tell ssjgogita4 about this! It’ll hurt my chances of winning the award!

President Squidward: I already told you, that award is a load of *sprayed by meat* Baloney.

http://www.sbmania.net/pictures.php?img=xTOQp%2Fv%2FjLzeE4zOCklrbKynt5d28j9ple8zLqxdh7s%3D

SpongeWott: That is not true, Prez. Like this blog, that award is a symbol of-

President Squidward: It’s a symbol that you’re a chump! (grabs SpongeWott’s blog and throws it on the floor)

SpongeWott: No, Prez!

http://www.sbmania.net/pictures.php?img=Xwu38aNDrjBZ0s4dRGxrE1cVH9xAk4O6fwuybXIH5dQ%3D

President Squidward: GURRRGH!

SpongeWott: *picks up blog* An experienced member always keeps a brick of lead under their blog.

President Squidward: I’m telling you for the last time, that award is nothing but a joke! *walks away and gets sprayed by meat again*​
 
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SpongeWott: What if Prez is right? What if Squidward’s right? What if the award is a phony? Does this mean my post count is meaningless?!


Popeye Q. Krabs: Stop that kind of talk, sailor! This war is now, reviewer! That’s exactly what he wants you to think! This is no time to go lily-livered on us!

SpongeWott: But, sir…

Popeye Q. Krabs: There’s no room for buts in war, reviewer! He wants you to crack! He’s trying to trick you, get inside your mind! You will stop at nothing, and I mean nothing to defeat him! Have I made myself clear?

SpongeWott: Crystal, sir!


SpongeWott: *watches Prez through binoculars* I won’t let Prez win! He can’t go to work if he doesn’t wake up. Target sited.


SpongeWott: *slides up to Prez’s alarm clock and is about to smash it when Prez gets into bed and slips into pillow case*

President Squidward: *tries to adjust pillow because it isn’t comfortable*


President Squidward: SpongeWott? What are you doing here?!

SpongeWott: *grabs alarm clock* You can’t win that award if you don’t get up for work! *smashes alarm clock but Prez keeps revealing more while SpongeWott smashes alarm clocks*

President Squidward: Stop it SpongeWott! If I really wanted that award, I could win it with my tentacles tied!

SpongeWott: That can be arranged.

President Squidward: You’re a lunatic, SpongeWott!


SpongeWott: Maybe so, but I’ve won ‘Member of the Month’ 26 times in a row.
 
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President Squidward: Alright, that’s it, scalchop-for-brains! I’m going to show you how easy it is to win that award. I’m going to be the next ‘Member of the Month’! I will prove to you that I am far more competent than you!

SpongeWott: Well, I’m going in early to wax the floors!


President Squidward: Don’t bother; I’ll have done it already by the time you get there!

SpongeWott: Well, you’ll have to get there pretty early to beat me!

President Squidward: I don’t need to sleep! Loser!


SpongeWott: Well, me neither! …26-time loser!


SpongeWott: Look at him. Watchin’ me.

President Squidward: I’m watching you, SpongeWott.

SpongeWott: Hey, Prez, getting sleepy, huh?


President Squidward: No, how about you?

SpongeWott: Nope!


President Squidward: *plays lullaby*


President Squidward: *walks out of house and falls into hole* SpongeWott!

SpongeWott: Hey Prez! Going somewhere?


President Squidward: I’m going to wring you dry when I get out of here! Now get me out of here!


(also, can someone maybe post from time to time so I don't clog this with double posts?)
 
Joined
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Messages
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Location
Under a rock
http://www.sbmania.net/pictures.php?img=qqOdcSQTXHjm8RTAAIy7DKx%2F4f3UrufHJOVAWiYMh70%3D

SpongeWott: Alright, Prez, I'll stop by after work!

(Prez screams some more as SpongeWott walks back to his house)

http://www.sbmania.net/pictures.php?img=E1UiIHKMn%2BvbJUVYEu9JL8Z40Mb%2Fgeo8UyyYffaf7ng%3D

SpongeWott: Now to get some rest. Don't want to look tired for my Member of the Month avatar!

http://www.sbmania.net/pictures.php?img=ez6HDTNmtda99YjCtBkRbuIEZL%2BdlH1ctUaVFENxm78%3D

SpongeWott: Prez!

http://www.sbmania.net/pictures.php?img=sNU3RKWkCfIRCn0847AO7NGiujqO2Kn9D89R8lia7z0%3D

(Prez nails boards to SpongeWott's house but SW saws around it)

http://www.sbmania.net/pictures.php?img=zP9or6vlyivHzIQabJ6ucbSCRE%2BoG84%2FxnbTAB1pd28%3D

(cage drops on SpongeWott but he escapes)

http://www.sbmania.net/pictures.php?img=T8UPtYhdoLQZQTGGvl0b4ioFUc1nWvVS0wIjPqDMRVk%3D

(Prez walks into a bottle)

President Squidward: Why, you little..

http://www.sbmania.net/pictures.php?img=YTYbTOGm%2FMRq%2B06E4xWnSMGl2zVC4HHOYBh4zbJ9pHk%3D

http://www.sbmania.net/pictures.php?img=mHMIFFRTw2xADJiQsqSOOyG0Rn33s5NXkm%2F4JarHSm4%3D

SpongeWott: Hahahaha, ooh, Season 4 ratings!

http://www.sbmania.net/pictures.php?img=fVw5JEf2HcdMx2UG%2F2r78wXZ03j3AA5Tq1ZBAuNzmuo%3D

SpongeWott: Aah! Prez!

Prez: So long, SpongeLoser!

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President Squidward

I love SBM
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StormAllenBryat said:
If we have a new TC webcam party I dare u 3 to do this.
Your obsession of TC, daring members to roleplay the characters in parodies, banned trolls and the staff can get annoying sometimes because you overdo it. =/
Also, nobody wants to hear my ugly, ugly voice.
 
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