"Madame Fantina" commercial

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Narrator: And now...thw world-renounced Madame Fantina!
Madame Fantina: I want everyone to be quiet. I am getting a vision. A vision about what will happen to you tomorrow.

Your feelings will be hurt!

Sandy: It's like ah don't know who y'all are anehmore!
Patrick: *screams* Get away!

You will gasp several times!

SpongeBob: *gasps*
Sandy: *gasps*
Mr. Krabs: *gasps*
Squidward: *gasps*
Patrick: Gasp.

Your heart will stop!

SpongeBob, Patrick, and Mr. Krabs wake up in a jolt. Patrick checks his pants and sighs.
Patrick: Not again.
Squidward: (with Plankton on his shoulder) Yeah, I remember when you did that to me! (pause) I hate you.

And finally, you will learn the true powers of gas!

SpongeBob: ...but I kept alive by breathing my own gas...
Mr. SquarePants: (burps loudly) Oh-h0-h0, escuse me!

Madame Fantina: Yeah, basically, I'm predicting that tomorrow, you will witness...(title comes in)...SpongeBob and Patrick's Big Noogie Adventure!
Stevie: (pops in) The movie!
Madame Fantina: Any questions?
 
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