TheSpongyKnight
Heir to the Throne of King Neptune
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- SpongeBob Squarepants
Mr. Krabs: Well, good night folks, come again. (flips the 'open' sign around to 'closed') Thought those deadbeats would never leave. Closin' time, Spongebob.
SpongeBob: (washing plates) There ya go, little buddy. Now everybody's all clean and ready for beddy-bye. And ready for my vacation at Stapler Bottom with Patrick and Sandy, for the Korean Animation Convention, where they're showing a very special preview of the upcoming Catch Teenieping: The Movie! I remember Patrick telling me about it.
Flashback to SpongeBob in his pineapple.
Spongebob: (reading a story to Gary) And then, the little ugly mollusk ran all the way home... (Patrick busts through the wall with his TV in his hand)
Patrick: Spongebob, you gotta see this. It's an emergency broadcast on my TV!
TV Announcer: The day you've been waiting for is almost here. That's right. The Korean Animation Convention at Stapler Bottom has a special treat for all of you! It's big! It's exciting! And it's so insanely magical that it can only be described...
BY...
ONE...
WORD...
Ryan: Eggies!
Catch Teenieping: The Movie, the action-packed magical adventure of Princess Romi and her new friends against the Council of 666, to save the world and take back the Teenieping from the villains' clutches!
News Reporter: All of the world's heroes have long feared of such an evil cult for centuries, and now they have hit our world HARD!
But as things start to get worse...
Romi: (as she is carried off by some of the council members) NO! No! Let me GO RIGHT NOW!!!
...they'll be lucky to make it there ALIVE! But that doesn't mean Ryan has to miss out on all the action!
Ryan: We have to get to that Council and rescue Romi!
Reinyn: Uh, who's Romi again?
Ryan: Errrr, ARGH! FIDDLESTICKS!
It's long, it's actiony, it's magical, and it sums up all of the past three seasons! Don't miss a moment of the action! Catch Teenieping: The Movie! Special preview next week at Stapler Bottom's Korean Animation Convention!
Patrick: NEXT WEEK! SpongeBob, we need to get packed so we can be first in line for the convention!
SpongeBob: Let's invite Sandy too.
Patrick: Great idea! (hangs onto his TV and rides it back to his rock)
End of Flashback
Mr. Krabs: (enters kitchen) Time to pack it in, Spongebah...! (sees some food on a plate and screams)
SpongeBob: All ready, Mr. Krabs. Just gotta clock out and...
Mr. Krabs: SpongeBob, what's the meaning of this? (shows him the dirty plate)
SpongeBob: (screams) Spot, spot, spot!
Mr. Krabs: That's right, a spot. You know the rule. Nobody leaves work till...
SpongeBob: ...till everything's ship-shaped, sir. Don't worry, Mr. Krabs, I'll get this plate cleaned up in a jiffy.
Cut to Patrick's rock.
Patrick: (runs across his room) I gotta put on my teeth and brush my pants! (trips over the broken lamp, tripping down the stairs and over Gary) Gary? (flies through his drawers, coming out the other side with his pants on) Pants. (Then flies through the bathroom, coming out with a toothbrush) A clean mouth is a happy mouth. (the toothpaste flies off the toothbrush) Darn. (Patrick bounces off the side, onto the roof, the bathtub, and out of his rock. He then runs down the street)
Cut back to the Krusty Krab.
Mr. Krabs: And make sure you use the sea bleach this time.
SpongeBob: Got it.
Mr. Krabs: Oh, and, uh, lock up when you're done.
SpongeBob: Lock up? Wait, Mr. Krabs. Don't you remember what happened last time you left me here alone? (flashback to Krusty Krab on fire)
Mr. Krabs: Shoud've never left you alone with a lit blow torch and me roller skates. But, since I've removed all the welding equipment from the premises, there's no-ho-ho chance of that happenin' again, right? Now, get to work.
SpongeBob: Aye-aye, sir. La-la-la-la-la-la-la. (washes the plate but the spot is still on there) You're a tough little guy, aren't ya? (tries to clean it some more but it's not coming off) Tougher than I thought. Good thing I brought this along. (he pulls out a power cutter. When he puts it on the plate, the machine projects SpongeBob to the roof violently causing holes. This makes him yell. He falls down and the cutter slices him into pieces) Ow. Okay, time for a new plan. (cut to Spongebob trying to use a jackhammer, a bat, and a chainsaw to get it off but nothing is working) Ugh. I'm going to need something with more fire power.
Cut to Patrick running across the city. He passes various people.
Pearl: Look at the jellyfish out here! Too bad Spongebob is missing out on all the fun!
Bunny and Cecil: Three cheers on your birthday, Patrick. Three cheers for you!
Stevie: Trampoline!
Squidina: Ice cream!
Scooter: Underwater surfing!
Squidina: Two ice creams!
Mrs. Puff: Ferris wheel!
Squidina: (the ice creams are now melting) Still two ice creams!
Larry: Clam wrestling!
GrandPat: Washing an old person!
Squidina: GrandPat, that's not fun.
Old Man Jenkins: It is for me.
Cut to SpongeBob using a flamethrower on the stain. He lifts up his mask when the plate is glowing red.
SpongeBob: Heheheheh! (He goes to put the plate away, only to be burned.) Yeeouch! (blows off steam) So the stain is impervious to flames aye? It seems as though I'll have to get a little more destructive. (He pulls out a teddy bear but puts it away.) Ahem, I meant destructive. (He gets out a stick of dynamite)
Cut to Patrick arriving at Captain Blue SquarePants' house.
Cap'n Blue: Well, if it isn't little SpongeBob's best friend Patrick. Plant a firm one on me, Bobby. (shakes Patrick's hand)
Patrick: How did you know my name?
Cap'n Blue: I know your friend SpongeBob. He was here about 17 years ago.
Patrick: I need your help. The Korean Animation Convention in Stapler Bottom is playing a special preview of Catch Teenieping: The Movie, and I already promised SpongeBob and Sandy I'd bring them a ride there, since they're dating in TheSpongyKnight's universe. But the author didn't make a prequel to this, so it's currently without reason. I also don't know how to get to Stapler Bottom.
Cap'n Blue: Sure, Little Bobby. I could use some help with the lawn, but you're gonna need this to do the job right. (hands back his arm. Spongebob begins to mow the lawn)
Narrator: 72 hours later.
Patrick: (runs back to Cap'n Blue) Cap'N Blue, I need directions to Stapler Bottom. I don't want to disappoint my friends.
Uncle Cap'N Blue: (turns off the mixer) What? You want to build a fence? (laughs) The boy came to work.
Patrick: Actually, I came to ask for a ride and dir... (Cap'n Blue shoves some wooden boards, nails, and a hammer into his face)
Cap'N Blue: And when you're done, I've made a tomato and clam juice smoothie to refresh you. (drinks the smoothie right out of the mixer) Ah. (Patrick builds a fence around Uncle Cap'N Blue's house really fast) And how many candles you burning out there? Over. (static over the radio) Do you copy? Over? (tries turning a knob) Copy? Do you copy?
Meanwhile, SpongeBob is about to use that dynamite stick and other ones to blow up the stain. He hides behind a barrel for protection.
SpongeBob: Fire in the hole! (He's projected against a wall after it explodes, but sees the stain is still in mint condition.) Rats.
Cut to Patrick returning to Cap'n Blue.
Patrick: Cap'n Blue, Cap'n Blue? Please help me.
Cap'n Blue: Well, of course you can.
Cut to Patrick cutting down some coral trees. Patrick then runs into the garage and back out with a paint can. He paints the house with a giant brush. Zoom-cut to reveal that giant brush was actually Blue Bomberman.
Blue Bomberman: They don't pay me enough for this cameo.
Cut to Patrick fixing Cap'n Blue's boat.
British Narrator: So much later that the old narrator got tired of waiting and they had to hire a new one...
Patrick uses his tongue to crawl to Cap'n Blue.
Patrick: I am desperately searching for the Korean Animation Convention!
Cap'n Blue: Landscaping? Isn't it a little dark out for landscaping? (Patrick grabs the music player and yanks it out of the wall)
Patrick: Listen, Cap'n Blue! We don't have much time. The Korean Animation Convention's showing the movie preview in four days!
Cap'n Blue: You're taking your friends to a movie?
Patrick: That's why we need to get to Stapler Bottom now!
Cap'n Blue: Well, since you insist, I'll drive you and your friends to Stapler Bottom. I already know how to get there. I went there once for a police reunion.
At the Krusty Krab, SpongeBob is in a jet.
SpongeBob: Ahahahaha! Stain, you are...no...more! (He ejects out of the jet and it hits the stain and shatters with no impact. He's in a parachute.) Perhaps I missed judged the scale on that one. (lands) Oooh! That does it! Listen up plate, I will clean off that stain that plagues you even if it means to tear you apart. (He grabs a side of the plate and chips a tiny piece off.) Bit by bit. (rips the piece) Molecule by molecule. (rips again as it looks like molecules) Atom by atom. (rips a last time and the atom glows) Uh oh.
Cut to the Krusty Krab's exterior. We hear a muffled explosion as a bright light flash from the windows. When we cut back inside, the kitchen is a wreck, with the walls covered in ash.
SpongeBob: Eeeeow. Certainly the stain couldn't survive nuclear detonation. (but the stain was STILL on the plate) FISH PASTE!!! This means war. Wait here, please. (goes off and comes back riding a tank) Say good-night, dried on filth. (shoots a pink sponge onto the plate then checks to see if the spot is gone and it's not) That is the last straw! And I want you to remember... (crying) you made me do this. (spits on it and tries to rub it out but nothing happens) I got to finish this. (cut to Spongebob in an army-like outfit) I'm afraid this isn't the last time we'll be meeting like this, my friend. Allow me to introduce you to... the Spotmaster 6000.
SpongeBob's voice was loud enough for everyone to hear. They remember what happened last time and they all panic and run away in fear.
SpongeBob: Notice, the microwave-powered laser particle beam. Notice, the laser-guided high pressure water cannon. And notice, the little surprise I installed just for you. A specially woven metal alloy ingeniously combined with state of the art cleaning materials. (soap, mop, bucket, and other materials are combined with it) I call it... (pushes a button to show a ball of wool) steel wool. And it comes with...a laser!
Voice: (to the tune of rhythmic beeping) Five minutes before critical mass.
SpongeBob: Critical what? (takes his mind back to the stain) Oh, right. I do not want to hear any final words from your mouth, stain, because I already know what you're going to say. (turns on the ignition of the Spotmaster) The execution will commence now, so good luck rotting in Davy Jones' Locker! POWER UP!!!
And as a rendition of William Tell's Storm begins in the background, the Spotmaster shoots a green laser at the spot.
SpongeBob: Water cannon... on. (activates the water cannon, which launches soapy water at the stain. The stain is still intact) No effect. Steel wool laser... on!
He activates the steel wool laser. Another laser fires at the stain.
Voice: (cheerfully) Ninety seconds to system overload.
At this point, lights are shining out of the Krusty Krab and Mr. Krabs can see it from his home.
Mr. Krabs: Hmmm, a strange vortex in the west. Well, it's probably nothing to do with SpongeBob.
SpongeBob: Ok, you asked for it. It may end life as we know it but I am crossing the beams. (does so)
Voice: (cheerfully) One minute to system overload.
SpongeBob: More power! (sets the Spotmaster to Medium Rare. A machine gun pops out and shoots in burst mode at the stain. No effect. Mr. Krabs checks out his window)
Mr. Krabs: Spontaneous molecular distortion, hmm? I guess I better go see what the lad's up to.
Voice: (cheerfully) Thirty seconds to system overload.
SpongeBob: More power! (sets the Spotmaster to High. Two flamethrowers fire at the stain. Still no effect)
Mr. Krabs: (sees a bunch of lasers, flames and lights coming from the Krusty Krab) Oh, boy, this doesn't look good.
SpongeBob: More power! (sets the Spotmaster to Well Done. A nuclear beam fires at the stain. Still no effect)
Voice: (cheerfully) Fifteen seconds to system overload.
Mr. Krabs: Let's see what he's done this time. (puts the key in the lock)
SpongeBob: Maximum power! (sets the Spotmaster at MAX POWER. Every projectile weapon known to fish fires at the stain)
Voice: Self-destruct in 3, 2, 1.
An explosion the size of an atom bomb occurs, demolishing all of Conch Street. When the dust settles, Mr. Krabs is covered in ash. The Spotmaster 6000 disintegrates.
Mr. Krabs: Oh, this time, ya done it, boy. What do you got to say for yourself?
SpongeBob: (shows Mr. Krabs the clean plate) The platter's all clean, Mr. Krabs.
Mr. Krabs: Oh, that's your LAST PLATTER! (smacks the platter from SpongeBob's hand, and it falls to the ground and shatters) YOU'RE FIRED!!!
SpongeBob: (Chuckles in disbelief) What!?
Squidward: (Wakes up) Fired!?
Mr. Krabs: NOBODY, and I mean NOBODY destroys me restaurant over a little stain on a platter and GETS AWAY WITH IT!!!
SpongeBob: (Sweating nervously) But--but--but--but-bu-bu-but-but-bu-bu-but--but-bu-bu-but-but-but-but.
Squidward: Hey, what about me? Can I get fired too?
Mr. Krabs: I'm afraid not, Squidward. You've got seniority.
SpongeBob: Oh, I'm so sorry, Krabs sir. Please give me another chance! I promise I'll redeem myself!
Mr. Krabs: Nope, and apology DENIED! No more chances for you! You had your chance to clean this plate and you FAILED MISERABLY!!! You're canned. (Hands SpongeBob a can) Here's your pink slip. (Puts pink dress on SpongeBob.) I'm giving you the ax. (Gives SpongeBob ax. SpongeBob drops it, splitting his body down the middle. SpongeBob pops back together) You're fired.
SpongeBob: Sorry Krabs. I didn't know, but luckily, we're still standing.
Mr. Krabs: Well, you won't be standing for long if you stay here.
SpongeBob: (gasps. Starts crying) No! Not that! Anything but that!
Mr. Krabs: So, uh, if you could just hand over your spatula. Uhh, I'll just take that. (Mr. Krabs tries to take SpongeBob's spatula)
SpongeBob: Here, I'll get that for ya. (SpongeBob pulls off his own arm and gives it to Mr. Krabs)
Mr. Krabs: Eh, I'll also need the hat. Allow me. (Mr. Krabs tries to take SpongeBob's hat. It suctions to one of his pores and then pops off)
SpongeBob: I just don't know what you want me to do now.
Mr. Krabs: EASY! I want you to get as far away from the Krusty Krab as I need, and NEVER COME BACK!!! Sorry SpongeBob, but you no longer deserve this job. You get nothing! You lose! Good day, you piece of ::dolphin noise::.
SpongeBob's crying floods the scene and Mr. Krabs floats away.
Old Man Jenkins: (Floating on a barrel) I'm not a very strong swimmer.
(Squidward walks over by SpongeBob and screws a hole in the floor. Tears drain. SpongeBob is still crying. Squidward comes over to him with a box carrier and lifts SpongeBob away.)
Mr. Krabs: AND STAY OUT AND NEVER COME BACK AGAIN!!! YOU'RE BANNED FOR LIFE!!!
Squidward: Okay, that's enough. It's closin' time. (Squidward brings SpongeBob back home) You know, it just won't be the same around here without you. But too bad you're banned, so you'll never flip another Krabby Patty again. (SpongeBob starts crying again) Buh-bye now. (Squidward waves goodbye) Sayonara. Good riddance. (Closes SpongeBob's front door) Man is it gonna be sweet without that pest around. (SpongeBob has his face against the window. Squidward lowers a "Krabby Patty" sign in front of his face) This day couldn't get any better. Well Eugene, let me commend you on a terrific business decision. But now that SpongeBob's gone, who will be running the grill?
Mr. Krabs: Squidward, I'll have you know I was five times golden spatuler in the Navy, but after what happened last time SpongeBob was fired*, the whole joint went down to shrimp! So the first customer to show up here TAKES SPONGEBOB'S PLACE TOMORROW! (sees someone and gasps) Bingo! (runs off)
Squidward: I can already tell he's going to have SpongeBob replaced by a retired superhero or a video game character or something like that. (Mr. Krabs brings Pearl over to the scene) I stand corrected.
Mr. Krabs: There you have it. From now on, Pearl will take over.
Pearl: (Mr. Krabs hands her a spatula) DADDY! (the spatula catches fire)
Squidward: I can smell the grease fires already.
Stevie: (offscreen) Eggies!
To be continued...
Now, this actually continues on. Keep reading to find out what happens next.
Next scene name: The Mind Reader!
Will probably be released: When I feel like it, depending on if anyone replies before. PLEASE! I don't want to risk getting my posting privileges revoked!
May not be suitable for: Those who can't stand mind therapy.
*See SpongeBob, You're Fired.
Also, Stevie the Jellyfish belongs to Stinkoman 20X6, so please don't shut me down because I didn't get permission, because last time I checked his bulletin board, he said you no longer require permission to use Stevie. Don't believe me? Please read this post: https://www.sbmania.net/forums/threads/bulletin-board-20x6.22957/post-360435
SpongeBob: (washing plates) There ya go, little buddy. Now everybody's all clean and ready for beddy-bye. And ready for my vacation at Stapler Bottom with Patrick and Sandy, for the Korean Animation Convention, where they're showing a very special preview of the upcoming Catch Teenieping: The Movie! I remember Patrick telling me about it.
Flashback to SpongeBob in his pineapple.
Spongebob: (reading a story to Gary) And then, the little ugly mollusk ran all the way home... (Patrick busts through the wall with his TV in his hand)
Patrick: Spongebob, you gotta see this. It's an emergency broadcast on my TV!
TV Announcer: The day you've been waiting for is almost here. That's right. The Korean Animation Convention at Stapler Bottom has a special treat for all of you! It's big! It's exciting! And it's so insanely magical that it can only be described...
BY...
ONE...
WORD...
Ryan: Eggies!
Catch Teenieping: The Movie, the action-packed magical adventure of Princess Romi and her new friends against the Council of 666, to save the world and take back the Teenieping from the villains' clutches!
News Reporter: All of the world's heroes have long feared of such an evil cult for centuries, and now they have hit our world HARD!
But as things start to get worse...
Romi: (as she is carried off by some of the council members) NO! No! Let me GO RIGHT NOW!!!
...they'll be lucky to make it there ALIVE! But that doesn't mean Ryan has to miss out on all the action!
Ryan: We have to get to that Council and rescue Romi!
Reinyn: Uh, who's Romi again?
Ryan: Errrr, ARGH! FIDDLESTICKS!
It's long, it's actiony, it's magical, and it sums up all of the past three seasons! Don't miss a moment of the action! Catch Teenieping: The Movie! Special preview next week at Stapler Bottom's Korean Animation Convention!
Patrick: NEXT WEEK! SpongeBob, we need to get packed so we can be first in line for the convention!
SpongeBob: Let's invite Sandy too.
Patrick: Great idea! (hangs onto his TV and rides it back to his rock)
End of Flashback
Mr. Krabs: (enters kitchen) Time to pack it in, Spongebah...! (sees some food on a plate and screams)
SpongeBob: All ready, Mr. Krabs. Just gotta clock out and...
Mr. Krabs: SpongeBob, what's the meaning of this? (shows him the dirty plate)
SpongeBob: (screams) Spot, spot, spot!
Mr. Krabs: That's right, a spot. You know the rule. Nobody leaves work till...
SpongeBob: ...till everything's ship-shaped, sir. Don't worry, Mr. Krabs, I'll get this plate cleaned up in a jiffy.
Cut to Patrick's rock.
Patrick: (runs across his room) I gotta put on my teeth and brush my pants! (trips over the broken lamp, tripping down the stairs and over Gary) Gary? (flies through his drawers, coming out the other side with his pants on) Pants. (Then flies through the bathroom, coming out with a toothbrush) A clean mouth is a happy mouth. (the toothpaste flies off the toothbrush) Darn. (Patrick bounces off the side, onto the roof, the bathtub, and out of his rock. He then runs down the street)
Cut back to the Krusty Krab.
Mr. Krabs: And make sure you use the sea bleach this time.
SpongeBob: Got it.
Mr. Krabs: Oh, and, uh, lock up when you're done.
SpongeBob: Lock up? Wait, Mr. Krabs. Don't you remember what happened last time you left me here alone? (flashback to Krusty Krab on fire)
Mr. Krabs: Shoud've never left you alone with a lit blow torch and me roller skates. But, since I've removed all the welding equipment from the premises, there's no-ho-ho chance of that happenin' again, right? Now, get to work.
SpongeBob: Aye-aye, sir. La-la-la-la-la-la-la. (washes the plate but the spot is still on there) You're a tough little guy, aren't ya? (tries to clean it some more but it's not coming off) Tougher than I thought. Good thing I brought this along. (he pulls out a power cutter. When he puts it on the plate, the machine projects SpongeBob to the roof violently causing holes. This makes him yell. He falls down and the cutter slices him into pieces) Ow. Okay, time for a new plan. (cut to Spongebob trying to use a jackhammer, a bat, and a chainsaw to get it off but nothing is working) Ugh. I'm going to need something with more fire power.
Cut to Patrick running across the city. He passes various people.
Pearl: Look at the jellyfish out here! Too bad Spongebob is missing out on all the fun!
Bunny and Cecil: Three cheers on your birthday, Patrick. Three cheers for you!
Stevie: Trampoline!
Squidina: Ice cream!
Scooter: Underwater surfing!
Squidina: Two ice creams!
Mrs. Puff: Ferris wheel!
Squidina: (the ice creams are now melting) Still two ice creams!
Larry: Clam wrestling!
GrandPat: Washing an old person!
Squidina: GrandPat, that's not fun.
Old Man Jenkins: It is for me.
Cut to SpongeBob using a flamethrower on the stain. He lifts up his mask when the plate is glowing red.
SpongeBob: Heheheheh! (He goes to put the plate away, only to be burned.) Yeeouch! (blows off steam) So the stain is impervious to flames aye? It seems as though I'll have to get a little more destructive. (He pulls out a teddy bear but puts it away.) Ahem, I meant destructive. (He gets out a stick of dynamite)
Cut to Patrick arriving at Captain Blue SquarePants' house.
Cap'n Blue: Well, if it isn't little SpongeBob's best friend Patrick. Plant a firm one on me, Bobby. (shakes Patrick's hand)
Patrick: How did you know my name?
Cap'n Blue: I know your friend SpongeBob. He was here about 17 years ago.
Patrick: I need your help. The Korean Animation Convention in Stapler Bottom is playing a special preview of Catch Teenieping: The Movie, and I already promised SpongeBob and Sandy I'd bring them a ride there, since they're dating in TheSpongyKnight's universe. But the author didn't make a prequel to this, so it's currently without reason. I also don't know how to get to Stapler Bottom.
Cap'n Blue: Sure, Little Bobby. I could use some help with the lawn, but you're gonna need this to do the job right. (hands back his arm. Spongebob begins to mow the lawn)
Narrator: 72 hours later.
Patrick: (runs back to Cap'n Blue) Cap'N Blue, I need directions to Stapler Bottom. I don't want to disappoint my friends.
Uncle Cap'N Blue: (turns off the mixer) What? You want to build a fence? (laughs) The boy came to work.
Patrick: Actually, I came to ask for a ride and dir... (Cap'n Blue shoves some wooden boards, nails, and a hammer into his face)
Cap'N Blue: And when you're done, I've made a tomato and clam juice smoothie to refresh you. (drinks the smoothie right out of the mixer) Ah. (Patrick builds a fence around Uncle Cap'N Blue's house really fast) And how many candles you burning out there? Over. (static over the radio) Do you copy? Over? (tries turning a knob) Copy? Do you copy?
Meanwhile, SpongeBob is about to use that dynamite stick and other ones to blow up the stain. He hides behind a barrel for protection.
SpongeBob: Fire in the hole! (He's projected against a wall after it explodes, but sees the stain is still in mint condition.) Rats.
Cut to Patrick returning to Cap'n Blue.
Patrick: Cap'n Blue, Cap'n Blue? Please help me.
Cap'n Blue: Well, of course you can.
Cut to Patrick cutting down some coral trees. Patrick then runs into the garage and back out with a paint can. He paints the house with a giant brush. Zoom-cut to reveal that giant brush was actually Blue Bomberman.
Blue Bomberman: They don't pay me enough for this cameo.
Cut to Patrick fixing Cap'n Blue's boat.
British Narrator: So much later that the old narrator got tired of waiting and they had to hire a new one...
Patrick uses his tongue to crawl to Cap'n Blue.
Patrick: I am desperately searching for the Korean Animation Convention!
Cap'n Blue: Landscaping? Isn't it a little dark out for landscaping? (Patrick grabs the music player and yanks it out of the wall)
Patrick: Listen, Cap'n Blue! We don't have much time. The Korean Animation Convention's showing the movie preview in four days!
Cap'n Blue: You're taking your friends to a movie?
Patrick: That's why we need to get to Stapler Bottom now!
Cap'n Blue: Well, since you insist, I'll drive you and your friends to Stapler Bottom. I already know how to get there. I went there once for a police reunion.
At the Krusty Krab, SpongeBob is in a jet.
SpongeBob: Ahahahaha! Stain, you are...no...more! (He ejects out of the jet and it hits the stain and shatters with no impact. He's in a parachute.) Perhaps I missed judged the scale on that one. (lands) Oooh! That does it! Listen up plate, I will clean off that stain that plagues you even if it means to tear you apart. (He grabs a side of the plate and chips a tiny piece off.) Bit by bit. (rips the piece) Molecule by molecule. (rips again as it looks like molecules) Atom by atom. (rips a last time and the atom glows) Uh oh.
Cut to the Krusty Krab's exterior. We hear a muffled explosion as a bright light flash from the windows. When we cut back inside, the kitchen is a wreck, with the walls covered in ash.
SpongeBob: Eeeeow. Certainly the stain couldn't survive nuclear detonation. (but the stain was STILL on the plate) FISH PASTE!!! This means war. Wait here, please. (goes off and comes back riding a tank) Say good-night, dried on filth. (shoots a pink sponge onto the plate then checks to see if the spot is gone and it's not) That is the last straw! And I want you to remember... (crying) you made me do this. (spits on it and tries to rub it out but nothing happens) I got to finish this. (cut to Spongebob in an army-like outfit) I'm afraid this isn't the last time we'll be meeting like this, my friend. Allow me to introduce you to... the Spotmaster 6000.
SpongeBob's voice was loud enough for everyone to hear. They remember what happened last time and they all panic and run away in fear.
SpongeBob: Notice, the microwave-powered laser particle beam. Notice, the laser-guided high pressure water cannon. And notice, the little surprise I installed just for you. A specially woven metal alloy ingeniously combined with state of the art cleaning materials. (soap, mop, bucket, and other materials are combined with it) I call it... (pushes a button to show a ball of wool) steel wool. And it comes with...a laser!
Voice: (to the tune of rhythmic beeping) Five minutes before critical mass.
SpongeBob: Critical what? (takes his mind back to the stain) Oh, right. I do not want to hear any final words from your mouth, stain, because I already know what you're going to say. (turns on the ignition of the Spotmaster) The execution will commence now, so good luck rotting in Davy Jones' Locker! POWER UP!!!
And as a rendition of William Tell's Storm begins in the background, the Spotmaster shoots a green laser at the spot.
SpongeBob: Water cannon... on. (activates the water cannon, which launches soapy water at the stain. The stain is still intact) No effect. Steel wool laser... on!
He activates the steel wool laser. Another laser fires at the stain.
Voice: (cheerfully) Ninety seconds to system overload.
At this point, lights are shining out of the Krusty Krab and Mr. Krabs can see it from his home.
Mr. Krabs: Hmmm, a strange vortex in the west. Well, it's probably nothing to do with SpongeBob.
SpongeBob: Ok, you asked for it. It may end life as we know it but I am crossing the beams. (does so)
Voice: (cheerfully) One minute to system overload.
SpongeBob: More power! (sets the Spotmaster to Medium Rare. A machine gun pops out and shoots in burst mode at the stain. No effect. Mr. Krabs checks out his window)
Mr. Krabs: Spontaneous molecular distortion, hmm? I guess I better go see what the lad's up to.
Voice: (cheerfully) Thirty seconds to system overload.
SpongeBob: More power! (sets the Spotmaster to High. Two flamethrowers fire at the stain. Still no effect)
Mr. Krabs: (sees a bunch of lasers, flames and lights coming from the Krusty Krab) Oh, boy, this doesn't look good.
SpongeBob: More power! (sets the Spotmaster to Well Done. A nuclear beam fires at the stain. Still no effect)
Voice: (cheerfully) Fifteen seconds to system overload.
Mr. Krabs: Let's see what he's done this time. (puts the key in the lock)
SpongeBob: Maximum power! (sets the Spotmaster at MAX POWER. Every projectile weapon known to fish fires at the stain)
Voice: Self-destruct in 3, 2, 1.
An explosion the size of an atom bomb occurs, demolishing all of Conch Street. When the dust settles, Mr. Krabs is covered in ash. The Spotmaster 6000 disintegrates.
Mr. Krabs: Oh, this time, ya done it, boy. What do you got to say for yourself?
SpongeBob: (shows Mr. Krabs the clean plate) The platter's all clean, Mr. Krabs.
Mr. Krabs: Oh, that's your LAST PLATTER! (smacks the platter from SpongeBob's hand, and it falls to the ground and shatters) YOU'RE FIRED!!!
SpongeBob: (Chuckles in disbelief) What!?
Squidward: (Wakes up) Fired!?
Mr. Krabs: NOBODY, and I mean NOBODY destroys me restaurant over a little stain on a platter and GETS AWAY WITH IT!!!
SpongeBob: (Sweating nervously) But--but--but--but-bu-bu-but-but-bu-bu-but--but-bu-bu-but-but-but-but.
Squidward: Hey, what about me? Can I get fired too?
Mr. Krabs: I'm afraid not, Squidward. You've got seniority.
SpongeBob: Oh, I'm so sorry, Krabs sir. Please give me another chance! I promise I'll redeem myself!
Mr. Krabs: Nope, and apology DENIED! No more chances for you! You had your chance to clean this plate and you FAILED MISERABLY!!! You're canned. (Hands SpongeBob a can) Here's your pink slip. (Puts pink dress on SpongeBob.) I'm giving you the ax. (Gives SpongeBob ax. SpongeBob drops it, splitting his body down the middle. SpongeBob pops back together) You're fired.
SpongeBob: Sorry Krabs. I didn't know, but luckily, we're still standing.
Mr. Krabs: Well, you won't be standing for long if you stay here.
SpongeBob: (gasps. Starts crying) No! Not that! Anything but that!
Mr. Krabs: So, uh, if you could just hand over your spatula. Uhh, I'll just take that. (Mr. Krabs tries to take SpongeBob's spatula)
SpongeBob: Here, I'll get that for ya. (SpongeBob pulls off his own arm and gives it to Mr. Krabs)
Mr. Krabs: Eh, I'll also need the hat. Allow me. (Mr. Krabs tries to take SpongeBob's hat. It suctions to one of his pores and then pops off)
SpongeBob: I just don't know what you want me to do now.
Mr. Krabs: EASY! I want you to get as far away from the Krusty Krab as I need, and NEVER COME BACK!!! Sorry SpongeBob, but you no longer deserve this job. You get nothing! You lose! Good day, you piece of ::dolphin noise::.
SpongeBob's crying floods the scene and Mr. Krabs floats away.
Old Man Jenkins: (Floating on a barrel) I'm not a very strong swimmer.
(Squidward walks over by SpongeBob and screws a hole in the floor. Tears drain. SpongeBob is still crying. Squidward comes over to him with a box carrier and lifts SpongeBob away.)
Mr. Krabs: AND STAY OUT AND NEVER COME BACK AGAIN!!! YOU'RE BANNED FOR LIFE!!!
Squidward: Okay, that's enough. It's closin' time. (Squidward brings SpongeBob back home) You know, it just won't be the same around here without you. But too bad you're banned, so you'll never flip another Krabby Patty again. (SpongeBob starts crying again) Buh-bye now. (Squidward waves goodbye) Sayonara. Good riddance. (Closes SpongeBob's front door) Man is it gonna be sweet without that pest around. (SpongeBob has his face against the window. Squidward lowers a "Krabby Patty" sign in front of his face) This day couldn't get any better. Well Eugene, let me commend you on a terrific business decision. But now that SpongeBob's gone, who will be running the grill?
Mr. Krabs: Squidward, I'll have you know I was five times golden spatuler in the Navy, but after what happened last time SpongeBob was fired*, the whole joint went down to shrimp! So the first customer to show up here TAKES SPONGEBOB'S PLACE TOMORROW! (sees someone and gasps) Bingo! (runs off)
Squidward: I can already tell he's going to have SpongeBob replaced by a retired superhero or a video game character or something like that. (Mr. Krabs brings Pearl over to the scene) I stand corrected.
Mr. Krabs: There you have it. From now on, Pearl will take over.
Pearl: (Mr. Krabs hands her a spatula) DADDY! (the spatula catches fire)
Squidward: I can smell the grease fires already.
Stevie: (offscreen) Eggies!
To be continued...
Now, this actually continues on. Keep reading to find out what happens next.
Next scene name: The Mind Reader!
Will probably be released: When I feel like it, depending on if anyone replies before. PLEASE! I don't want to risk getting my posting privileges revoked!
May not be suitable for: Those who can't stand mind therapy.
*See SpongeBob, You're Fired.
Also, Stevie the Jellyfish belongs to Stinkoman 20X6, so please don't shut me down because I didn't get permission, because last time I checked his bulletin board, he said you no longer require permission to use Stevie. Don't believe me? Please read this post: https://www.sbmania.net/forums/threads/bulletin-board-20x6.22957/post-360435