Let's talk about the Bikini Bottom newspaper...

[dmandaboi]

Looks like the animators used a letter randomizer...

 

[Alex Squarepants]

dkaposk ooputkue s in the Door.
Out their the way, of the we bacon, eggs and toast.
I wasn't in so down i how did it happen,

 

[Flabby Patty]

Krabby Kronicle master race.

Still, this pic makes Gravity Falls look like some kids' detective kit.

 

[Honest Slug]

Maybe the editors are just VERY illiterate.

 

[The Appetizer]

 

[PinkPearl]

Maybe it was a quote by Mr. Krabs who couldn't quite get the words out after being scared by the idea of "ghosts?"

 

[dmandaboi]

Maybe the editors are just VERY illiterate.

"it be the way of the world"

 

[Fred Mercury]

hippopotomus?