Starting with this scene (and for the rest of my fan career), I'm gonna do something a little different. I'm gonna use a title to descirbe the music that plays during a scene, placing the title at the moment where the music would start.
Scene number: 14
Scene name: The Final Brawl! SpongeBob and Sandy vs. Patrick and Stevie!
The crowd was roaring with excitement.
Ken Darry: And now, ladies and gentlemen, it's time for our final fight! The last brawl! The big climax! The crem de-la crem! The ultimate showdown! The last stand! The...
Guy in audience from The Smoking Peanut: Hey, get on with it already!
Chet Darring: (over a camera pan to the scorebaord) It's the championship round featuring The Kay-Rah-Tae Choppers vs. Fred Flintstone's Ski Pals!
SpongeBob and Sandy emerged from one of the corridors, whilst Patrick and Stevie emerged from the opposite corridor. Sandy wore only her headband and boots, whilst SpongeBob wore only his helmet and his robe from
The Fry Cook Games. Patrick wore his rubber gloves and had a white towel around his shoulders. Stevie wore his sparring helmet as well as an orange robe.
Ken Darry: The battle will start after the Hayashigame Hush Puppies Royal Band plays the traditional Pre-Championship Fanfare!
The band all came out, dressed in Japanese marching uniforms and started to play the "Now That We're Men"-resemblent fanfare from
The Great Snail Race.
As the band played, SpongeBob squinted at Patrick angrilly. Patrick noticed this and squinted back. SpongeBob squinted tighter, "grr"-ing. Patrick did the same.
The camera got closer and closer to SpongeBob's and Patrick's eys as they squinted them tighter and tighter, straining as they squinted. The closeups started to reveal their bloodshot eyeballs, built-up eyecrust, and veins on their eyelids.
After a few seconds of dramatic squinting, the camera shifted its focus to Stevie, who was noisily licking a pink popsicle.
Stevie: (turns to the camera) What?
The fanfare finished playing and walked odd.
Ken Darry: And now, ladies and gentlemen...let the round begin!
He banged the gong harder then ever before, resulting in a loud crash. SpongeBob slipped his gloves into his hands and pulled them out from underneath his robe, tossing it away. Patrick threw the towel aside, ripped off his shorts, got on his hands, and roared. Stevie slipped his hands underneath his robe and tosse dit awya, revealing a business suit underneath.
Stevie: (battle cry) GAAAAAHHHHH!!!! (notices the suit underneath) Huh?
He slipped his hands into the sit and teared it away, revealing his blue gloves underneath.
Stevie: (battle cry) GAAAAAHHHHH!!!!
Sandy put her hands behind her back and swiped them back out, now wearing the gloves.
Ken: Ladies and gentlemen, this will prove to be quite a match. SpongeBob and Sandy in the previous round took out last year's champion Roger Brat and his partner Larry Jay in a crushing blow!
Chet: But then again, Patrick and Stevie defeated a 10-fish army in only three turns. And that was just the first round! Stevie the Jellyfish is clearly the sharper of the two. If it weren't for Stevie's amazing punch, Patrick Star would probably be dead by now.
This aggrevated Patrick.
Patrick: Hey, you know what?! I could win this match easily even if Stevie was knocked out in the first second!
We then look up to see the cap from the dome, still plummeting towards the ground. It then conked Stevie on the head, kncoking him unconcious.
Stevie: (as he gets conked in the head) Oysh[sup]1[/sup]!
Two ambulance drivers arrived and lifted Stevie into a stretcher.
Stevie: (lifting his finger in the air) I regret nothing!
He was then carried away.
Patrick: Uh oh. I sense trouble. (pause; sniffs) And nachos with cheese. Who's got nachos?!
We then see Producer Randy in the audience, snacking on some nachos and cheese.
Producer Randy: (mouth full of chips) Umm...(hides the nachos behind his back) Not me.
SpongeBob: (whispering to Sandy) Psst, now's our chance.
They charged towards Patrick, both screaming.
Music played: Super Smash Bros. Brawl -- Dialga/Palkia Battle
*whenever text is highlighted in blue, the music has shifted to the "Spear Pillar" section of the music*
Patrick in turn started running away, also screaming. However, Sandy and SpongeBob immediately caught up to him and started beating him up, Patrick continuing to scream.
Ken: And Patrick is facing an intesne rough-housng by SpongeBob and Sandy!
Chet: This fight is starting to remind me of the movie and professional wrestler's nickname
The Heartbreak Kid!
Ken: (turns to him) How so?
Chet: (shrugs) Eh, seeing a tubby kid being beaten up by a couple just made me think of the movie's title.
Just then, Patrick shoved SpongeBob and Sandy into the air, until they finally crashed into the bleachers, injuring a few crowd members.
Patrick: (stands up) Whoa. I just shoved SpongeBob and Sandy into the seats. (starts jumping up and down and clapping) I didn't even know I had it in me! *farts*
SpongeBob: (getting up out of the crashed bleachers; dazed) Wow, it's more then just body fat in that arm.
His other tooth fell out, now leaving him "buck tooth-less". (His tooth that fell out during the bulldozer scene earlier is still missing.)
Sandy: (dazed) That arm had more muscle then the rear end of an angry buffalo. (faints)
Ken: And in a stunning turnaround, Patrick Star unleashes a violent shove that blows both SpongeBob and Sandy flying!
Chet: Ken, I'm starting to reconsider what I said about Patrick not being able to put up a fight without Stevie. This boy could actually win this thing!
Ken: With that in kind, excuse me for one second. (whipsering to a nearby tiny anchovy) Hold off my betting on SpongeBob and Sandy.
Anchovy: Meep. (walks off)
SpongeBob and Sandy dropped down a ladder and then descended down it to get back onto the ground and started running towards him.
Patrick: Now, you shall both taste the power of...uh, um...(lifts his belly)...blubber!
SpongeBob: Look out, he's got body fat!
Patrick: This is stomach fat! STOMACH FAT‼ Must I explain that nine times?!
SpongeBob and Sandy scoffed and contued charging. Patrick planted his feet and and exhaled out his belly. He then swung it, knocking away SpongeBob and Sandy.
SpongeBob: He's tough. Let's charge at him!
They immediately started charing.
Patrick: *Homer scream*
He then looked behind him. A wall blocked the field from the bleachers, and housed the dugout and the corridors. Patrick then started to run up the side of the wall.
SpongeBob and Sandy stopped, astonished.
Chet: Ken, how is that starfish running up the side of the stadium walls?
Ken smacked him with a magazine.
Chet: OW! What was that for?!
Ken: For being an idiot!
Chet: Huh?
Ken: (over a CSI-type zoom in on Patrick's feet) You of all people should know of the tube feet starfish posess on each of their five appendages!
Chet: Okay.
Patrick finally stood up on the wall and did a backflip, descending down. He struck his hand in front of him, all fingers pointing. His body started to flame up, similar to a comet or an impending meteor. This was clearly a variant of Patrick's custom karate move, the Macho Patrick Chop v from
SpongeBob Who?.
Patrick: Get ready for the Macho Patrick Chop v2!
SpongeBob: (gasp) It's the Macho Patrick Chop v, only upside down! (shoves Sandy in front of him) Protect me, Sandy‼
Sandy: Aye doggies.
In slow-mo, Patrick slammed down a major chop of his hand to Sandy's forehead, sending her to the ground.
SpongeBob: Sandy!
Patrick: *chuckling*
SpongeBob got on his knees and turned Sandy's face. Sandy gave him a small wink.
SpongeBob: Sandy?
Sandy: (whispering) Listen, ah got a plan.
She whispered in SpongeBob's ear as Patrick was taking cheers and flowers from the crowds.
Ken: Ladies and gentlemen, Patrick has just on a custom spin on things that seems to have Sandra Cheeks down for the count!
SpongeBob started to charge towards Patrick.
Patrick: Oh, you want to taste Patrick Fu too, do you, Spongey?! Macho Patrick Chop v gave you some temporary amnesia, but Macho Patrick Chop v
2 will knock you out COLD‼
He rushed towards the stadium wall.
Chet: Ladies and gentlefish, I think Patrick there's attempting another one on SpongeBob there!
Ken: You sure these guys are best friends, Chet?
Patrick ran up the side of the wall.
SpongeBob: Sandy, now!
Sandy put on a cowgirl hat and pulled out a lasso. Just as Patrick had gotten to the top of the wall, Sandy lassoed the wall, "pulling the rug out" from under him. Patrick staggered and fell into the bleachers, walking over people's heads.
Patrick: Excuse me, pardon me, comin' through!
He then walked up the roof. Sandy then lassoed the section of the roof off too. Patrick staggered again and actually started running up the side of the dome sealing the top half of the stadium.
Ken: Ladies and gentlefish, Patrick Star is running up the side of the dome!
Chet: That's one crazy starfish, Ken!
Eventually, Patrick got to the top, where the hole was. However, he staggered again, and barely was able to grab the hole with both hands (each hand on one side).
Chet: He's hangin' by a nose!
Patrick's hands started to slip off of his rubber gloves, which in turn were starting to slip off the dome. Patrick shoved his gloves off and onto the top side of the dome. He then looked up. The pressure of his weight on the dome was causing the rim of the hole to start to crack.
Patrick: Why must the good die young?
SpongeBob: Sandy, it's time!
Music playing: Score from
The Simpsons Movie -- climax scene of Bart about to throw and then throwing the bomb through the hole of the dome.
Sandy got up and ran over. SpongeBob jumped into her arms, and then was flung into the air. He formed his part of the Toss n' Whirl, spinning into a little top as he skated on the side of the dome. He soon caught up to Patrick.
Patrick: Oy vey.
Just then, the collison of Sponge and Starfish resulted in a huge explosion on the top of the dome that resembled the explosion from
The Simpsons Movie. It even blew some sea urchins off some enarby coral trees.
Music playing: Score from
The Simpsons Movie -- climax scene of Homer and Bart cycling down the side of the dome as it is falling apart.
Patrick started plummeting towards the ground as SpongeBob skated back down the other side of the dome. The scene was staged exactly like the scene from
The Simpsons Movie of Homer and Bart cycling down the dome and through the falling shards of glass.
Patrick managed to grab onto a stadium wall.
Music playing: Score from
The Simpsons Movie -- moment when Homer and Bart are riding down the Springfield Gorge
However, SpongeBobs till as a spinning top, was heading for Patrick.
*music stops*
SpongeBob and Patrick both screamed, SpongeBob bravely and Patrick timidly. Their screams were even simply the audio of Homer and Bart screaming, Patrick screaming Homer's last few screams as SPongeBob advanced towards him.
*huge explosion*
Once the smoke had cleared, we see Patrick, lying on the ground, scorched and injured. SpongeBob was lying on top of him, breathing heavily.
Music playing: Score from
The Simpsons Movie -- moment when Homer and Bart land safely on the other side and the dome shatters*
The dome shattered into tiny little pieces of glass that rained down on the stadium.
Sandy: (quiet voice) Wow.
SpongeBob: (breathing heavily) I'm...I'm really, Patrick. I just...wanted to win...so bad. Please forgive me.
Patrick: (quiet voice) Consider this friendship...over. *passes out*
DING, DING, DING!
Ken: SPONGEBOB AND SANDY HAVE WON THE CHAMPIONSHIP!!! YEAH BABY, YEAH!!!
Chet: *whistles*
*bubble transition*
We see an Award Podium on the field, as confetti fell. SpongeBob and Sandy stood on "1" as Patrick sat grumpilly on "2". Stevie walked onto the podium with Patrick, his head in a cast.
Stevie: So, how'd we do?!
Patrick: We lost.
Stevie: Oh. (sits down with him) Figures.
Ken Darry walked up to the podium as Chet Darry watched on the field. He held in his hands the trophy and the bundled-up $10,000.
Ken: Congratulations, guys. (holds out the trophy and money) Here you go.
SpongeBob pondered for a minute.
SpongeBob: (to Ken) Hey, listen. *whispers in Ken's ear*
Ken: Hey man, I don't go for that sort of thing.
Sandy: (hands him a bill) Ah'll pay y'all $20.
Ken: Deal.
We then cut to Patrick and Stevie. The trophy landed on Patrick's head as the money hit Stevie, causing him to fall to the ground.
Patrick: (reading the ingraving) "Patrick Star, Champion, 2018"?
Stevie: (climbing back up, looking at the money) Ten thousand smackers?
SpongeBob: I had the trophy engraved to you Patrick, and...you guys can keep the money. Friends?
Patrick: (crying) The best.
He gave SpongeBob a big hug as Stevie counted the money.
Stevie: I know just what I'm gonna spend this on.
*after the hug*
SpongeBob: (to Sandy) So, we did a good job...right?
Sandy responded by giving SpongeBob a kiss (on the lips).
SpongeBob: So...how about that dancing I promised?
*purple glitter transition to epilogue scene*
Final scene: You Spent the $10,000 on THAT?! (plus credits)
[sup]1[/sup]According to Mike Nawrocki, the co-creator of
VeggieTales, "oysh" is a Spanish gutteral noise, the equivelant to "ouch".