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I want to get lost in your rock and roll
Scene number: 7
Scene name: Catapulted Away!
We now shifted to dead nighttime back in Patrick's and Stevie's special training area in Patrick's backyard. Patrick was scrunched over, eyeing an empty red soda can standing up on the ground. The variation of the The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly theme song from The Lion King 1 played as background music. Finally, Patrick charged.
Patrick: RAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!
He ran right past the can and then started pacing around it in circles. He then bounced himself up in the air using his head several times, chopping a rock implanted into the ground each time he descended down. On the final time, he struck his fist into the ground, causing a huge pulse in the land. After a few seconds of nothing, the can finally imploded.
We then cut to Stevie, who was holding the boombox that was playing the music. He turned it off.
Stevie: You did it, Patrick! (walks over to him) You crushed a soda can without even touching it! That is somethinng only a true practicer of the martial arts couldever achieve.
Patrick: And me.
Stevie: (bows) You have done well, Patrick-san.
Patrick: Can we go to sleep now?
Stevie: Sleep?! We still need to practice!
Patrick: But it's 11:30 eastern time, and my lantern is going out!
We pan over to see a dimly lit lantern sitting in the corner that was barely even lighting that little area. The flame slowly died out.
Stevie: (grabs Patrick's belly) Then we shall fight in the dark‼ (camera zooms in on Stevie) A true master of the arts knows no rest! We must endure until we have offically achieved...
He then stopped as he turned back to Patrick. The camera cut back out to reveal that Patrick was gone from Stevie's grasp. The camera then panned rightwards, where Patrick's rock is seen in the background. We hear sounds of Patrick snoring.
Stevie: (calling over to Patrick's rock) Fine! Be that way! But I shall stay here and train and I will not stop until my skills have been perfected‼ I'll stay here all night if I have to...
He then immediaely fell to the ground, out like a light, snoring. In front of him, the can popped back out.
*bubble transition*
We now shifted to early morning as the sound of a clam cock-a-doodle-dooing was heard. We pan down to see SpongeBob and Sandy had made it through the Pitch-Black Forest and were now fast asleep in sleeping bags nearby the road, in front of the other end of the forest. Their motorcycle was parked on a big rock. Click here for a map of their location.
As they slept, the bus drove out of the forest and down the raod, waking up SpongeBob.
SpongeBob: (waking up) Huh, wha- (gasp) The bus! (starts nudging Sandy) Sandy, wake up! The bus‼
Sandy: (waking up) Huh, wha-
SpongeBob: Sandy! The bus just passed by!
Sandy: (darts wide awake) Sweet jalapno buttonfly! It was so dark in that forest last night, we must've passed it without even noticing!
SpongeBob: What are we gonna do, Sandy?!
Sandy: We gotta get back on our cycle and catch that bus!
They both hopped back to the motorcycle and cahsed the bus through the road and down the hill. Sandy shifted to faster gears as it sped along. The two vehicles started to come up on the Golden Trench.
Bus Driver Gil: (intercom) Attention, passengars, we are coming up on the Golden Trench, named for the bridge that runs across it. (pause) We don't get it either.
The bus started to cross the rusty red bronze-ish bridge. Crumbs fell from the underside of the bridge, suggesting the bridge was weakening under the bus's weight. SpongeBob and Sandy also started to near the bridge.
Sandy: What in tarnation is that?
SpongeBob: That's the Golden Trench.
Sandy: The Golden Trench?
SpongeBob: Yeah. I used to think it was called that because there was gold at the bottom of the trench. But now I know it's actually named for that bridge that goes across it.
Sandy looked at the bridge. More crumbs fell from it.
Sandy: That ain't no golden bridge.
SpongeBob: It was built from bronze years ago. They say it was named for the shine the bronze shone on the time of day it was built. After dozens of years, it's rusted up to a long strip of crud. That, and there's also an urban legend that the people who built the bridge hid real lunks of gold on the underside of the bridge.
They started to get onto the bridge. Sandy slowed the cycle down a bit. As they got on, the bus got off onto the Snospmis Eivom Desert on the other side of the trench.
As they continued, they heard cracks from the bridge.
Sandy: Did y'all hear somethin'?
SpongeBob: Yeah. I did.
More cracks, and the bridge also thumped for a second.
SpongeBob: I've got a bad feeling about this...
Just then, the bridge started to loosen and shake. They were thrown off-guard as the beams started to fall off of the bridge. Then, the bridge broke into pieces as the motrocycle plunged down. SpongeBob and Sandy, who were no longer on the cycle, also started to fall. Luckily, Sand grabbed onto a small ledge on the side of the trench. SpongeBob grabbed onto Sandy's legs. They climbed onto the ledge, where several pieces of the bridge, as well as a couple of beams, had landed. They looked down to see the other pieces and beams of the bridge, as well as their motorcycle, plummeting to the bottom of the trench. They then heard a loud thud.
SpongeBob: Well, there goes our ride.
*bubble transition*
SpongeBob was pacing the floor as Sandy was gathering the pieces of the bridge and tying some of them together.
SpongeBob: We're gonna die, we're gonna die, we're gonna die, we're gonna die...
Sandy: SpongeBob, get a saddle on y'all self! We ain't gonna bite the dust!
SpongeBob: We're gonna DIE‼[sup]1[/sup] Sandy, we're stranded on a ledge of a trench on an uninhabited road with no means of transportation, and all we got with us is some broken pieces of a rusty old bridge! Not a very appetizing last meal! And to make matters worse, the only people who even know we're out here are driving miles away from us at this point!
Sandy: SpongeBob, we're gettin' outta here. Don't worry.
SpongeBob: How?! And besides, even if we do somehow get out, no way we're making it to the competition now.
Sandy: It's finished!
SpongeBob: Huh?
We then look over at Sandy. She has just used the peices of the bridge to make a catapult. A lot of the framework was made from the broken peices of the railing. The actual flinging part was made from one of the beams. The other beam was fashioned into a horizontal stand to keep the catapult up. She also used the rope that had been used to hold the beams up as a string to fling the catapult, and to lower and release the beam.
SpongeBob: What is that?
Sandy: Why, it's a catpult. Here, I'll show y'all how it works.
She picked up a rock on the side of the ledge and placed it on the beam.
Sandy: We just sit on the beam...
She then grabbed and pulled the rope, loweing the beam.
Sandy: Then we lower the beam and...BOOM!
She let go of the rope, flinging the the rock into the air. It landed on the Snospmis Eivom Desert on the other side of the trench.
SpongeBob: Sandy, you're a genius! (hugs Sandy and kisses her on the cheek)
Sandy: (giggles) I know.
They both sat on the beam. Sandy grabbed the rope.
Sandy: Or, as an alternative...
She grabbed some sizzcors and simply cut the rope lowering the beam, flinging them, and the catapult since Sandy was still holding the rope, onto the other side, into the desert.
SpongeBob: (sits on the beam of the catapult) Whew, we made it.
Sandy: Yeah, that was a close one.
She then let go of the rope, unwittingly flinging SpongeBob into the air.
SpongeBob: AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
Sandy: SpongeBob‼
SpongeBob: Sandyyyyyyyyyyyyy....
He then flew through the sandy desert air, getting sand in his eyes and on his clothes. He faintly saw the bus as he flew over it.
SpongeBob: Hey look, it's the bus.
Bus Driver Gil noticed SpongeBob as he flew past. Finally, in a parody of the movie Ice Age, SpongeBob slid down a mesa, bumping into it several times, and finally fell to the sand, releasing dust into the air. He spit the sand out from his mouth and rubbed it from his eyes.
SpongeBob: (looking around) Sandy? Sandy?!
All he could see was a seemingly-endless sea of sand and mesas, with a sandstorm blowing.
SpongeBob: (as the camera pans out dramatically) NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*cut to commerical break*
Next scene name: Twentieth Century Fox is SO Gonna Sue Me for This One!
May not be suitable for: Those who haven't seen The Simpsons Movie.
[sup]1[/sup]Taken from the Drake and Josh episode "Helicopter".
Scene name: Catapulted Away!
We now shifted to dead nighttime back in Patrick's and Stevie's special training area in Patrick's backyard. Patrick was scrunched over, eyeing an empty red soda can standing up on the ground. The variation of the The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly theme song from The Lion King 1 played as background music. Finally, Patrick charged.
Patrick: RAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!
He ran right past the can and then started pacing around it in circles. He then bounced himself up in the air using his head several times, chopping a rock implanted into the ground each time he descended down. On the final time, he struck his fist into the ground, causing a huge pulse in the land. After a few seconds of nothing, the can finally imploded.
We then cut to Stevie, who was holding the boombox that was playing the music. He turned it off.
Stevie: You did it, Patrick! (walks over to him) You crushed a soda can without even touching it! That is somethinng only a true practicer of the martial arts couldever achieve.
Patrick: And me.
Stevie: (bows) You have done well, Patrick-san.
Patrick: Can we go to sleep now?
Stevie: Sleep?! We still need to practice!
Patrick: But it's 11:30 eastern time, and my lantern is going out!
We pan over to see a dimly lit lantern sitting in the corner that was barely even lighting that little area. The flame slowly died out.
Stevie: (grabs Patrick's belly) Then we shall fight in the dark‼ (camera zooms in on Stevie) A true master of the arts knows no rest! We must endure until we have offically achieved...
He then stopped as he turned back to Patrick. The camera cut back out to reveal that Patrick was gone from Stevie's grasp. The camera then panned rightwards, where Patrick's rock is seen in the background. We hear sounds of Patrick snoring.
Stevie: (calling over to Patrick's rock) Fine! Be that way! But I shall stay here and train and I will not stop until my skills have been perfected‼ I'll stay here all night if I have to...
He then immediaely fell to the ground, out like a light, snoring. In front of him, the can popped back out.
*bubble transition*
We now shifted to early morning as the sound of a clam cock-a-doodle-dooing was heard. We pan down to see SpongeBob and Sandy had made it through the Pitch-Black Forest and were now fast asleep in sleeping bags nearby the road, in front of the other end of the forest. Their motorcycle was parked on a big rock. Click here for a map of their location.
As they slept, the bus drove out of the forest and down the raod, waking up SpongeBob.
SpongeBob: (waking up) Huh, wha- (gasp) The bus! (starts nudging Sandy) Sandy, wake up! The bus‼
Sandy: (waking up) Huh, wha-
SpongeBob: Sandy! The bus just passed by!
Sandy: (darts wide awake) Sweet jalapno buttonfly! It was so dark in that forest last night, we must've passed it without even noticing!
SpongeBob: What are we gonna do, Sandy?!
Sandy: We gotta get back on our cycle and catch that bus!
They both hopped back to the motorcycle and cahsed the bus through the road and down the hill. Sandy shifted to faster gears as it sped along. The two vehicles started to come up on the Golden Trench.
Bus Driver Gil: (intercom) Attention, passengars, we are coming up on the Golden Trench, named for the bridge that runs across it. (pause) We don't get it either.
The bus started to cross the rusty red bronze-ish bridge. Crumbs fell from the underside of the bridge, suggesting the bridge was weakening under the bus's weight. SpongeBob and Sandy also started to near the bridge.
Sandy: What in tarnation is that?
SpongeBob: That's the Golden Trench.
Sandy: The Golden Trench?
SpongeBob: Yeah. I used to think it was called that because there was gold at the bottom of the trench. But now I know it's actually named for that bridge that goes across it.
Sandy looked at the bridge. More crumbs fell from it.
Sandy: That ain't no golden bridge.
SpongeBob: It was built from bronze years ago. They say it was named for the shine the bronze shone on the time of day it was built. After dozens of years, it's rusted up to a long strip of crud. That, and there's also an urban legend that the people who built the bridge hid real lunks of gold on the underside of the bridge.
They started to get onto the bridge. Sandy slowed the cycle down a bit. As they got on, the bus got off onto the Snospmis Eivom Desert on the other side of the trench.
As they continued, they heard cracks from the bridge.
Sandy: Did y'all hear somethin'?
SpongeBob: Yeah. I did.
More cracks, and the bridge also thumped for a second.
SpongeBob: I've got a bad feeling about this...
Just then, the bridge started to loosen and shake. They were thrown off-guard as the beams started to fall off of the bridge. Then, the bridge broke into pieces as the motrocycle plunged down. SpongeBob and Sandy, who were no longer on the cycle, also started to fall. Luckily, Sand grabbed onto a small ledge on the side of the trench. SpongeBob grabbed onto Sandy's legs. They climbed onto the ledge, where several pieces of the bridge, as well as a couple of beams, had landed. They looked down to see the other pieces and beams of the bridge, as well as their motorcycle, plummeting to the bottom of the trench. They then heard a loud thud.
SpongeBob: Well, there goes our ride.
*bubble transition*
SpongeBob was pacing the floor as Sandy was gathering the pieces of the bridge and tying some of them together.
SpongeBob: We're gonna die, we're gonna die, we're gonna die, we're gonna die...
Sandy: SpongeBob, get a saddle on y'all self! We ain't gonna bite the dust!
SpongeBob: We're gonna DIE‼[sup]1[/sup] Sandy, we're stranded on a ledge of a trench on an uninhabited road with no means of transportation, and all we got with us is some broken pieces of a rusty old bridge! Not a very appetizing last meal! And to make matters worse, the only people who even know we're out here are driving miles away from us at this point!
Sandy: SpongeBob, we're gettin' outta here. Don't worry.
SpongeBob: How?! And besides, even if we do somehow get out, no way we're making it to the competition now.
Sandy: It's finished!
SpongeBob: Huh?
We then look over at Sandy. She has just used the peices of the bridge to make a catapult. A lot of the framework was made from the broken peices of the railing. The actual flinging part was made from one of the beams. The other beam was fashioned into a horizontal stand to keep the catapult up. She also used the rope that had been used to hold the beams up as a string to fling the catapult, and to lower and release the beam.
SpongeBob: What is that?
Sandy: Why, it's a catpult. Here, I'll show y'all how it works.
She picked up a rock on the side of the ledge and placed it on the beam.
Sandy: We just sit on the beam...
She then grabbed and pulled the rope, loweing the beam.
Sandy: Then we lower the beam and...BOOM!
She let go of the rope, flinging the the rock into the air. It landed on the Snospmis Eivom Desert on the other side of the trench.
SpongeBob: Sandy, you're a genius! (hugs Sandy and kisses her on the cheek)
Sandy: (giggles) I know.
They both sat on the beam. Sandy grabbed the rope.
Sandy: Or, as an alternative...
She grabbed some sizzcors and simply cut the rope lowering the beam, flinging them, and the catapult since Sandy was still holding the rope, onto the other side, into the desert.
SpongeBob: (sits on the beam of the catapult) Whew, we made it.
Sandy: Yeah, that was a close one.
She then let go of the rope, unwittingly flinging SpongeBob into the air.
SpongeBob: AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
Sandy: SpongeBob‼
SpongeBob: Sandyyyyyyyyyyyyy....
He then flew through the sandy desert air, getting sand in his eyes and on his clothes. He faintly saw the bus as he flew over it.
SpongeBob: Hey look, it's the bus.
Bus Driver Gil noticed SpongeBob as he flew past. Finally, in a parody of the movie Ice Age, SpongeBob slid down a mesa, bumping into it several times, and finally fell to the sand, releasing dust into the air. He spit the sand out from his mouth and rubbed it from his eyes.
SpongeBob: (looking around) Sandy? Sandy?!
All he could see was a seemingly-endless sea of sand and mesas, with a sandstorm blowing.
SpongeBob: (as the camera pans out dramatically) NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*cut to commerical break*
Next scene name: Twentieth Century Fox is SO Gonna Sue Me for This One!
May not be suitable for: Those who haven't seen The Simpsons Movie.
[sup]1[/sup]Taken from the Drake and Josh episode "Helicopter".