It Could've Been Worse

The Appetizer

shapes and noises
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Your rabid dog tore it right off your body and proceeded to pee on it and rip and tear it until it couldn't be worn again.


You're out hiking in the woods, and suddenly you see a weird shape flying in the clear blue sky. Without a moment's hesitation, you see that it's a UFO, double-taking at the sight of it. It zooms through the sky until it comes towards you. All of a sudden, you hear a weird noise, and you no longer feel the ground. Looking down, you find out you're being carried by a tractor beam up to this ginormous mothership-- that you're being ABDUCTED BY ALIENS! But why? To perform a quick study on your anatomy? To be shipped to an outer space zoo, to be gawked at by young space organisms? You don't know, but you can't panic, except by shouting a long, sustained scream as you slowly ascend into the ship.
 
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