Important Questions I Need Answers To

GuyAtWalmart

Member


88 posts
$27 doubloons
like what the title says


1. Did the Nazi's have UFOS?

2. What happens if a human being eats a fully functioning phone?

3. What would happen if someone picked you up and threw you through a table?

4. If you die, are you dead?

5. What happens when you wake up during surgery?

6. Can calling someone a ploopy get me kicked out of a Pre-School?

7. If I die, will you come to my funeral?

8. Can you melt your face with fire?

9. Can I break a board with my bare teeth?

10. Is it true that Keemstar is Billy Mays in disguise?
 

BobCarotte

MOAR FEELING


5,229 posts
$9,045 doubloons
  1. i doubt it
  2. the phone explodes inside the stomach because of the acids so the person dies
  3. i would break my bones
  4. of course i am
  5. idk i haven't had surgery before
  6. what is a ploopy?
  7. i don't even know where you are
  8. why do you even think of that in the first place? O_o
  9. very unlikely
  10. uhhhh no
:sbfunny:
 

Bianca

Dreamlover
Staff member


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$116 doubloons
1. Did the Nazi's have UFOS?
Most likely not.

2. What happens if a human being eats a fully functioning phone?
The battery would probably kill you... 😅

3. What would happen if someone picked you up and threw you through a table?
Ouch! Stitches would be needed.

4. If you die, are you dead?
Depends on who you ask.

5. What happens when you wake up during surgery?
They put you back to sleep.

6. Can calling someone a ploopy get me kicked out of a Pre-School?
No.

7. If I die, will you come to my funeral?
Maybe!

8. Can you melt your face with fire?
Absolutely not!

9. Can I break a board with my bare teeth?
No but it would be funny to see you try!

10. Is it true that Keemstar is Billy Mays in disguise?
No.
 

Canned Bread

aching tentacle


111 posts
$156 doubloons
1. no, but it would have been useful, since it could have held even more jewish captives

2.They would probably need like some hard-core surgery

3.depends how strong you are, if you're like 130 or less pounds, you'd break something, 150+ pounds you'd probably be alright

4.Depends how you look at it, I'm christian, so my answer would be yes, your body is dead, but not your spirit.

5. You'd faint, because of all the gross stuff they're ripping out of you or putting in you.

6.yeah

7.Yes, I will

8. I think that you would just burn your face, and you'd die. I don't think that your face could melt.

9.No

10.Yeah
 
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