Me and a lot of people I know feel this way. I accidentally started ranting about it again when it was unnecessary, so I figured I'd just post it here instead and vent my anger somewhere.
Alright, so what the ::dolphin noise:: is wrong with Cartoon Network these days? I used to only have TV service for Cartoon Network, never changed the channel ever. All day every day was awesome shows back to back. Adventure Time, Regular Show, Gumball, Steven Universe, then Adult Swim at night. Hit shows that were popular everywhere with every age. Then they had to get in this habit of trying to revive old shows, but by ruining the ::dolphin noise::ing animation and story. The New Looney Tunes, PowerPuff Girls, Scooby Doo, Cloudy With A Chance of Meatballs, Teen Titans ::dolphin noise::ing Go. And they still won't stop ruining good old stuff. Next on the list is Ben 10, they're going to ::dolphin noise::ing ruin that too. Don't these idiots see that every ::dolphin noise::ing remake flops hard, except for Teen Titans Go because they force it so ::dolphin noise::ing hard? Then these jackasses had to be even dumber, by cancelling successful shows. I've seen so many Adventure Time and Regular Show shirts and backpacks and whatnot, even on adults, and they canceled both those shows. Never once seen Teen Titans Go ::dolphin noise::ing anything on anyone, not even kids. And they got into this ::dolphin noise::ing groove that is also like why I stopped watching Nickelodeon when I was younger. They had a lot of good shows, cancelled the good ones one by one, and instead of spreading out what they had left, they just picked a show and filled every ::dolphin noise::ing empty slot with that show. I remember the last day I ever watched Nickelodeon, it was 3 ::dolphin noise::ing hours of Spongebob, 1 ::dolphin noise::ing episode of Penguins of Madagascar, 3 more hours of Spongebob, 1 ::dolphin noise::ing episode of Fairly Odd Parents, etc... So yeah, I stopped watching Nickelodeon because of that. Look at this week's schedule for Cartoon Network. Looks a lot like the ::dolphin noise::ty ::dolphin noise::ing Nickelodeon lineup. It is deeply infuriating that the channel that used to be my life is ruining itself more and more and nobody is saying anything about it.
I've been considering starting a petition for a while now. Even if it doesn't work, it'd be nice to let Cartoon Network know, "nobody likes your ideas except babies who can't think, if you got your heads outta your ::dolphin noise:: and made shows for everybody, y'know, PEOPLE WITH MONEY FOR ::dolphin noise::ING PRODUCTS, PEOPLE WHO CAN ACTUALLY TALK ABOUT HOW GOOD YOUR SHOWS ARE AND SPREAD THE WORD, you would have far more success and money than aiming your shows at the dead end demographic of stupid children that are incapable of supporting your one ::dolphin noise::ty show."
The only shows of quality they have left is Gumball and Steven Universe. They never air Steven Universe and hardly air Gumball, looks like they're the next ones to be in the good show graveyard. The day they cancel either of those 2 shows is the day I ::dolphin noise::ing give up on Cartoon Network and never tune in again.
[deep breath] /rant