If You Were Apart of That Band Geeks Fight...

[SpongeRoadie UK]

I'll just kick around a squirrel lady, or such.

 

[DadMom AngryPants]

Wind instrument + mayonnaise = instant mayonnaise blaster.

 

[SBRoxMan]

I'd play the clarinet really badly to make their ears bleed :P

 

[SpongeyKid]

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