If the episode were in a different season

[President Squidward]

They get rid of the fleas and we don't have to deal with any stupid ending.

Pickles - Season 7

 

[Tuba95]

SpongeBob forgets the pickles and everyone hates him for it. It is revealed that Patrick at them but the hypocritical townsfish chase after SB.

Night Light- Season 8

 

[BubbleBlowingBaby]

The episode would be a bit better but remain mostly unchanged.

Truth or Square - Season 3

 

[ataeaf]

Truth or Square - Season 3

The Patchy segments would be actually good, the flashbacks would be real, and it would be awesome!

SpongeBob You're Fired, season 3.

 

[end]

The filler would be cut out, there would be more jokes, as well as Patchy segments.

Are You Happy Now?, Season 4

 

[President Squidward]

The "suicide" scenes and the ending would be scrapped and SpongeBob does find his happiest memory.

Ugh - Season 8

 

[BabySmitty]

Ugh season 8

The time of the episode would be cut in half, there'd be more off-model expressions, and it might revel in black comedy a bit more (and seeing as how it's about cavemen, that would work to its advantage.)

Suds season 7

 

[ataeaf]

Suds season 7

Same, but no jokes, Patrick would come out on top in the end, and the situation would be solved by crying.

The Sponge Who Could Fly, season 6.

 

[BabySmitty]

The townsfolk would be even worse, and the song would be terrible.

"Bubblestand" season 3

 

[Tuba95]

The colors would be brighter, and Squidward flat-out lies to Spongebob about blowing bubbles but gets comeuppance. There are jokes.

The Gift of Gum- Season 6

 

[The Drifter]

Similar to the original. But there would be more gross-out scenes.

Chocolate With Nuts seaso 6

 

[ataeaf]

It starts at the Krusty Krab, when later SpongeBob and Patrick read a magazine from Squidward's mail. Some filler and Squidward Torture, then SpongeBob and Patrick decide to sell chocolate bars. The people they sell to are all unmemorable one note characters. And of course they resort to crying and screaming to sell the chocolate. Nothing funny happens, and they somehow come out on top in the end.

MuscleBob BuffPants, Season 4

 

[Gary Look Doubloons!]

Starts with Spongebob annoying Squidward as always and Squid tells him to go do something other than annoy him. Spongebob goes to the beach and learns that he is a scrawny weakling that can't lift anything. So he goes home and cries. and cries and cries and cries and cries and cries...


The Splinter, season 3

 

[ataeaf]

Not much gross out (it would pretty much be on the same level as Nasty Patty) and the plot would instead focus on SpongeBob doing things only with his right hand. Squidward tells no fake stories and Patrick isn't featured at all.

Fear of a Krabby Patty, Season 2

 

[Hoopla!]

It would stay the same except animation a la Pressure

Jellyfish Jam- season 4 ;)

 

[ataeaf]

It would pretty much be the same thing, tbh, except even more entertaining to watch.

SpongeBob vs. the Patty Gadget, Season 1

 

[Leedles]

It'd be a full 11 minutes, with the animation being more bouncy. instead of jumping right into the plot too, it will establish Squidward's motives to try and dethrone Spongebob. Spongebob will also think Squidward is joking before realizing he's serious. Instead of it ending thinkin Spongebob died, he will be knocked unconcious and he will then gain consciousness and say "Good game Squidward." Squidward then is miserable again. It may or may not still be in rhyme.

The Sponge Who Could Fly in Season 7

 

[PizzaWinner]

The Sponge Who Could Fly would be renamed to Sponge Fly and be filled with filler and nothing happens. It would also be part of the Legends of Bikini Bottom event.

Battle of Bikini Bottom

Season 3

 

[Leedles]

The same episode with Patrick slightly less competitive and the gross out toned down slightly.

Dumped in Season 6

 

[ataeaf]

Same thing, except Patrick is not really interested in Gary.

Gary's New Toy in Season 1.