In an attempt to win Employee of the Decade, Spongebob attempts to go to the Krusty Krab at 2 AM, an hour before he counts the Sesame Seeds, so he can work extra hard on the perfect Coral Bits. However, the bucket of gas alarm system goes off, and it is the end of our porous friend.
Patrick forgets how to eat again, and without Spongebob and the funnel there is no one to show him the way. Patrick dies of starvation.
With no one to feed Gary, Gary takes to eating Spongebob's furniture. However, such furniture is high in cholesterol, and as such Gary has a heart attack.
Squidward is made the new frycook at the Krusty Krab in Spongebob's absence, but due to gross incompetency the Krabby Patties are now terrible and/or fried boots. As such the Krusty Krab goes out of business due to lack of consumer interest. Mr Krabs, in a fit of rage murders Squidward for ruining the patty.
With the Krusty Krab dead, Plankton manages to get the Krabby Patty formula, and appoints Karen as his fry cook. Krabs goes back to trying to terrorize him with Pearl, in the hopes Plankton will kill himself and Krabs can take it back and bring Karen back to his side. On Mr Krabs' orders. Plankton however installs a new security system with the profits he made, and Pearl is destroyed by his robot minions. However, the robot firing a laser at Pearl's whale blubber leads to a massive fiery explosion caused by whale oil reacting to Plankton's kitchen chemicals. Karen is destroyed.
Fred Rechid was in the Chum Bucket and he dies from bleeeding to death after his leg is completely blasted off.
Tom goes into a comatose state from eating too much ::dolphin noise::ing chocolate.
With the Krusty Krab, The Chum Bucket, Karen, and Pearl all gone, Krabs and Plankton realize that tehir war with each other has gone too far, and that they truly are horrible creautres who don't deserve to be alive. So the two form a suicide pact and take each other out.
Seeing all her friends in Bikini Bittom dying, Sandy returns to Texas, where she is murdered by Republicans who claim a taking squirrel is blasphemous.
Flats enters the Slaty Spittoon in the hopes of kicking some tough guy butts. But in the end he gets his butt kicked by Reg and dies of butt sores.
Reg has a stroke for no reason.
Larry the Lobster's heart gives out from all those tanning pills and some guy in an ambulance is not around to revive him.
Mrs. Puff finds herself happy to finally not have to teach Spongebob anymore. The happiness becomes so intense that she starts puffing up hard. But she puffs up too much and explodes.