How Will Each Character Die?

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I thought this would be a morbidly funny topic.

Mister Krabs- Nasty papercut from a brand-new dollar while counting a large stack of dollars
Squidward- chokes on clarinet reed
Patrick- falls off a cliff
Gary- fight with other snail
Sandy and Plankton- electrocuted in lab accident

And finally, Spongebob.... who dies of old age very peacefully after a long day of doing what he loves most: work.
 

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SpongeBob: What OP said.
Patrick: Stupidity.
Squidward: Either he chokes on his reed or gets himself killed because of his ego.
Gary: Euthanasia.
Sandy: Either she forgets to replace the oxygen in her dome or goes back to Texas and dies there.
Plankton: Suicide.
Mr. Krabs: His stinginess gets the best of him and he dies in some way.
 
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Spongebob- Being too square.
Patrick- Obesity.
Squidward- Chokes on his clarinet.
Gary-Moar Obesity
Sandy- She couldn't screw in a light bulb.
Mr. Krabs- The seven deadly sins
Plankton- Spontaneous Combustion.
 

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This is a pretty dark topic, but I will give it my shot.

SpongeBob-Mrs. Puff going psychotic on him like in DD.
Patrick- Stupid enough to get a situation that gets him killed
Squidward- too much abuse or suicide
Gary- Euthanasia
Sandy- Extreme stunt
Mr. Krabs- IDK being greedy
Plankton-eaten by a whale or suicide
 
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SpongeBob: is run over by trucks in a demolition derby
Patrick: falls off scaffolding into a fire pit
Squidward: is fried and broken by a king jellyfish
Gary: explodes in snail race
Sandy: runs out of oxygen and suffocates before she can get more
Mr. Krabs: is steamed, and served with a side of melted butter
Plankton: is run over by a bus



They're all lucky to still be alive :krabso_o:
 

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SpongeBob: Boat crash
Patrick: Mistakes an electric fence for Christmas lights
Squidward: From Squid abuse
Gary: Mad snail disease (Surprise twist: It is real)
Sandy: Dies in the same boat crash SpongeBob does since they're married
Mr. Krabs: Gets shot in a drive-by shooting
Plankton: From eating radioactive chum
 
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In an attempt to win Employee of the Decade, Spongebob attempts to go to the Krusty Krab at 2 AM, an hour before he counts the Sesame Seeds, so he can work extra hard on the perfect Coral Bits. However, the bucket of gas alarm system goes off, and it is the end of our porous friend.

Patrick forgets how to eat again, and without Spongebob and the funnel there is no one to show him the way. Patrick dies of starvation.

With no one to feed Gary, Gary takes to eating Spongebob's furniture. However, such furniture is high in cholesterol, and as such Gary has a heart attack.

Squidward is made the new frycook at the Krusty Krab in Spongebob's absence, but due to gross incompetency the Krabby Patties are now terrible and/or fried boots. As such the Krusty Krab goes out of business due to lack of consumer interest. Mr Krabs, in a fit of rage murders Squidward for ruining the patty.

With the Krusty Krab dead, Plankton manages to get the Krabby Patty formula, and appoints Karen as his fry cook. Krabs goes back to trying to terrorize him with Pearl, in the hopes Plankton will kill himself and Krabs can take it back and bring Karen over to his side. On Mr Krabs' orders, Pearl goes in to spook Plankton. Plankton however installs a new security system with the profits he made, and Pearl is destroyed by his robot minions. However, the robot firing a laser at Pearl's whale blubber leads to a massive fiery explosion caused by whale oil reacting to Plankton's kitchen chemicals. Karen is destroyed.

Fred Rechid was in the Chum Bucket and he dies from bleeding to death after his leg is completely blasted off.

Tom goes into a comatose state from eating too much ::dolphin noise::ing chocolate.

With the Krusty Krab, The Chum Bucket, Karen, and Pearl all gone, Krabs and Plankton realize that their war with each other has gone too far, and that they truly are horrible creatures who don't deserve to be alive. So the two form a suicide pact and take each other out.

Seeing all her friends in Bikini Bottom dying, Sandy returns to Texas, where she is murdered by Republicans who claim a taking squirrel is blasphemous.

Flats enters the Slaty Spittoon in the hopes of kicking some tough guy butts. But in the end he gets his butt kicked by Reg and dies of butt sores.

Reg has a stroke for no reason.

Larry the Lobster's heart gives out from all those tanning pills and some guy in an ambulance is not around to revive him.

Mrs. Puff finds herself happy to finally not have to teach Spongebob anymore. The happiness becomes so intense that she starts puffing up hard. But she puffs up too much and explodes.
 

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SpongeBob: Going insane and wants to be killed
Patrick: Suicide from being cyberbullied by many YouTube reviewers
Squidward: Suicide
Mr. Krabs: Suicide by money
Sandy: Suicide
Plankton: Alcohol intoxicinatoon
 

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SpongeBob- dies trying to get boating license

Patrick- dies of laziness

Squidward- suicide

Gary- obesity

Sandy- um karate accident I guess

Mr. Krabs- goes bankrupt and dies

Plankton- gets squished by someone


Old Man Bran Flakes said:
SpongeBob: Boat crash
Patrick: Mistakes an electric fence for Christmas lights
Squidward: From Squid abuse
Gary: Mad snail disease (Surprise twist: It is real)
Sandy: Dies in the same boat crash SpongeBob does since they're married
Mr. Krabs: Gets shot in a drive-by shooting
Plankton: From eating radioactive chum
you know that makes perfect sense :rofl:


President Squidward said:
SpongeBob: Going insane and wants to be killed
Patrick: Suicide from being cyberbullied by many YouTube reviewers
Squidward: Suicide
Mr. Krabs: Suicide by money
Sandy: Suicide
Plankton: Alcohol intoxicinatoon
I love how everyone dies by suicide except for SpongeBob and Plankton :rofl:
 

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SpongeBob: I like BabySmitty's answer
Patrick: through some accident of his own stupidity
Squidward: dies as a grouchy old man
Sandy: Her helmet breaks and she can't find another source of air
Gary: suffers terrible food poisoning from his snail food
Plankton: chokes on his own chum
Mr. Krabs: greed will be his downfall
 

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SpongeBob: Killed by long and painful drying, during one of Mr. Krab's money making scheme.

Patrick: Clogged arteries paralyzes him. he died after starving from being immobilized on his couch for 2 weeks.

Squidward: Got burned, maimed, ran over, pulverized, shot, stabbed, punched, hit by a chair, hit by a door, hit by a house, act of god, Neptune personally gives Squidward an uppercut, forcible nail removal, skin infection, internal bleeding, severe brain trauma, radiation poisoning, and falls from the top of his house. All at the same time.

Sandy: A Russian nuclear submarine parks right above here house. She become permanently disabled and died from chocking on peanut butter.

Mr. Krabs: The health inspector come back with a vengeance. Kill Bill style. His body was found scattered all over the Krusty krab.

Plankton: Drug abuse cause him to goes into a murder-suicide rampage. Manages to kill 73 police officers before being taken down with a tank. Which ran over him repeatedly.

Gary: That scary grandma founds him again. Gary murders her in self defense, but loses in the court against her family. Got put into death row for scheduled execution by firing squad. Murder with a shiv before the execution day.

Karen: Got hit by a computer virus. She slowly become mad and start ramblings about government secrets and triangles. Found murdered by having her motherboard forcibly ripped off from her. Black helicopters with triangle logo reported flying near where her body was found.

Mrs. Puff: The people from the previous town she ran away finally founds her. She then murders them all with a spinner then hide their bodies in SpongeBob's locker. She later got caught and sent to prison again, where she manages to carve in a criminal empire, until she was killed in a gang shoot-out.

Squilliam: Finally reach a critical mass in fabulousness and collapse into a fabulous black hole that glitters and spew golden doorknobs.

Pearl: After Mr. Krabs death, become more focused on study about economics and become a stock broker. Died from heroin overdose.

Flying Dutchman: He died again so hard he become the Uber-Flying Dutchman.

Patchy: World War 3 happens between USA and China. Got drafted into the army and killed in some trench in Korea.

Fred: Got ran over by a truck carrying aviation fuel. The truck then explodes and causes a landslide that kills another 938 people.

Harold: Got fished out of waters by human, manages to escape from a seafood restaurant. He later manages to survives on land for 3 years until he got killed after being trampled by a gay pride parade.

Nat: [REDACTED]

Old Man Jenkins: He become old so hard, he ascends into a higher plane of existence. Got hit by the Mars mission rocket during his ascension and dies.

Sandals: His ghost got ran over by a ghost truck. This sparked a scandal about the safety of ghost vehicles which results in the formation of Department of Ghost Vehicles.

Tom: In attempt to cure his crippling chocolatism, he travels to South America to get more chocolate. Got trapped in a brutal chocolate war between chocolate cartels, where he loses his left leg and his spleen. He manage to ends up being the most powerful chocolate baron in Latin America. He died in a shootout between his mercenary army and the US marines.
 
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Flats said:
In an attempt to win Employee of the Decade, Spongebob attempts to go to the Krusty Krab at 2 AM, an hour before he counts the Sesame Seeds, so he can work extra hard on the perfect Coral Bits. However, the bucket of gas alarm system goes off, and it is the end of our porous friend.

Patrick forgets how to eat again, and without Spongebob and the funnel there is no one to show him the way. Patrick dies of starvation.

With no one to feed Gary, Gary takes to eating Spongebob's furniture. However, such furniture is high in cholesterol, and as such Gary has a heart attack.

Squidward is made the new frycook at the Krusty Krab in Spongebob's absence, but due to gross incompetency the Krabby Patties are now terrible and/or fried boots. As such the Krusty Krab goes out of business due to lack of consumer interest. Mr Krabs, in a fit of rage murders Squidward for ruining the patty.

With the Krusty Krab dead, Plankton manages to get the Krabby Patty formula, and appoints Karen as his fry cook. Krabs goes back to trying to terrorize him with Pearl, in the hopes Plankton will kill himself and Krabs can take it back and bring Karen back to his side. On Mr Krabs' orders. Plankton however installs a new security system with the profits he made, and Pearl is destroyed by his robot minions. However, the robot firing a laser at Pearl's whale blubber leads to a massive fiery explosion caused by whale oil reacting to Plankton's kitchen chemicals. Karen is destroyed.

Fred Rechid was in the Chum Bucket and he dies from bleeeding to death after his leg is completely blasted off.

Tom goes into a comatose state from eating too much ::dolphin noise::ing chocolate.

With the Krusty Krab, The Chum Bucket, Karen, and Pearl all gone, Krabs and Plankton realize that tehir war with each other has gone too far, and that they truly are horrible creautres who don't deserve to be alive. So the two form a suicide pact and take each other out.

Seeing all her friends in Bikini Bittom dying, Sandy returns to Texas, where she is murdered by Republicans who claim a taking squirrel is blasphemous.

Flats enters the Slaty Spittoon in the hopes of kicking some tough guy butts. But in the end he gets his butt kicked by Reg and dies of butt sores.

Reg has a stroke for no reason.

Larry the Lobster's heart gives out from all those tanning pills and some guy in an ambulance is not around to revive him.

Mrs. Puff finds herself happy to finally not have to teach Spongebob anymore. The happiness becomes so intense that she starts puffing up hard. But she puffs up too much and explodes.
holy ::dolphin noise:: that was absolutely epic
 

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According to Lights, Camera, Pants PC Squidward and SpongeBob have tombs right next to each other, talk about a cruel fate.


B-but how did Squidly die?
 

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Spongebob: He joined a peace group and wants all the world to be peaceful. However, they do it by bombing the army camps during their rallies. He later diedmin an explosion. He was 40.

Patrick: His stupidity lead to him Karate chopping his TV. He was electrocuted at the age of 39.

Squidward: After being inspired by Kelpy G, he becomes a successful jazz artist. After years of fame and fortune, he later dies peacefully at the age of 87.

Sandy: Well after a long time breathing liquid, and decompressing every time she went to Texas, she tries out artificial gills. However they failed and the backup air supply was only about five minutes worth of air. She was 34.

Mr. Krabs: He was called back to the army after he realized that his money addiction was going too far. He honorably died in combat at the age of 90.

Plankton: After Mr Krabs gave him the secret formula afet going back to combat, he was selling Krabby Patties at half price. However, it didn't feel like he succeeded and later committed suicide via hanging. He was 51.

Pearl: She became a meth addict and later died of an explosion after trying to make it in her kitchen. She was 19.

Gary: He was suffering from old age and was thought to have caught rabies. Spongebob didn't want him to suffer and had to put him down. He was 14.
 

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Squidward: Goes to an old highschool reunion. Squilliam pulls a prank and dumps seaberries juice on him, swallowing some of it Squidward has a bad reaction and dies. Believing that Squilliam killed Squidward everyone would now hate him. Consumed by guilt he loses his fame and becomes the new Squidward, with the ghost of Squidward haunting him to he dies as well.

I know, I'm dark. But this would make for an interesting fanfic.
 

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katnisslovestacos said:
Accused of witchcraft and executed :(
He died what he loved doing the best, hanging from ye ole rafter.
 
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