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Hey you! Yeah you! Want to become a moderator or administrator here on SBM? Well in less than 20 minutes, you will become the greatest staff member the internet has ever seen. This is...
How to become a Mod or Admin in Less than 20 Minutes.
1) Being a moderator or administrator is all about maturity, responsibility and intelligence. So create a thread that contains maturity, responsibility and intelligence. It should take about a maximum of 1 year to write but it will all be worth it when ssj reads your thread that tells him you have maturity, responsibility and intelligence. You will then recieve a PM from ssj asking you if you want to be an admin.
2) You know what moderators and administrators love? SpongeBob jokes. Use references and jokes to SpongeBob in all of your posts. No matter if other users have made them before, everyone will love them and so will the staff. With this, you can expect your position faster than bear foot rabbit on a jackhammer (wait whut)
3) If the staff ain't reading your threads or posts, try reporting yourself to them. They'll then have to read through all of your threads to find out what you've done wrong. But before they find out you've lied to them and get banned, they'll remember your threads and be impressed by them. Instead of getting several warning points, you'll get promoted. Good job sport.
4) Insult one of the staff members. While at first, they will be heartbroken by your harsh and painful words, they will eventually realise and respect your bravery. After all, the only thing more important about being a mod or admin then maturity, responsibility and intelligence is being brave.
5) If any of that doesn't work, there's one more trick that never EVER fails. The old cake trick. You see, ssj4gogita4, the co-founder of SBM is a huge cake lover. He loves all cake and if you give him free cake, he'll be sure to make you a mod or admin. But now you're probably thinking to yourself, how do I give him the cake if I don't live near him. Well don't worry my curious friend, Using these instructions, you can give ssj free cake from the comfort of your own seat. To begin, first you will need a whole box of cake mix. Next you will need to log on to SBM and load up ssj's profile. Then you have to rip open the box of the cake mix and pour all of the cake mix on your desktop computer or tablet. Make sure all of the cake mix is covering ssj's profile. Wait exactly 5 minutes for ssj to eat the cake mix since admins are very slow eaters. When 5 minutes have passed, check your private messages and you will have recieved a message from ssj asking you to become a moderator or administrator. You've done it!
And so. That's how you can become a mod or admin in less than 20 minutes. Follow these tips and make me proud son. You're gonna be a great moderator or administrator.
Thank you for reading a product manufactured by the Patty Sponge book corporation. Home of the funny jokes. Cause no one else will give it a home.
(Disclaimer: Patty Sponge Book Co. is not responsible for death, property or damage done to PC monitors, tablets or mods and admins that have comitted suicide from the hurtful comments left by people)
How to become a Mod or Admin in Less than 20 Minutes.
1) Being a moderator or administrator is all about maturity, responsibility and intelligence. So create a thread that contains maturity, responsibility and intelligence. It should take about a maximum of 1 year to write but it will all be worth it when ssj reads your thread that tells him you have maturity, responsibility and intelligence. You will then recieve a PM from ssj asking you if you want to be an admin.
2) You know what moderators and administrators love? SpongeBob jokes. Use references and jokes to SpongeBob in all of your posts. No matter if other users have made them before, everyone will love them and so will the staff. With this, you can expect your position faster than bear foot rabbit on a jackhammer (wait whut)
3) If the staff ain't reading your threads or posts, try reporting yourself to them. They'll then have to read through all of your threads to find out what you've done wrong. But before they find out you've lied to them and get banned, they'll remember your threads and be impressed by them. Instead of getting several warning points, you'll get promoted. Good job sport.
4) Insult one of the staff members. While at first, they will be heartbroken by your harsh and painful words, they will eventually realise and respect your bravery. After all, the only thing more important about being a mod or admin then maturity, responsibility and intelligence is being brave.
5) If any of that doesn't work, there's one more trick that never EVER fails. The old cake trick. You see, ssj4gogita4, the co-founder of SBM is a huge cake lover. He loves all cake and if you give him free cake, he'll be sure to make you a mod or admin. But now you're probably thinking to yourself, how do I give him the cake if I don't live near him. Well don't worry my curious friend, Using these instructions, you can give ssj free cake from the comfort of your own seat. To begin, first you will need a whole box of cake mix. Next you will need to log on to SBM and load up ssj's profile. Then you have to rip open the box of the cake mix and pour all of the cake mix on your desktop computer or tablet. Make sure all of the cake mix is covering ssj's profile. Wait exactly 5 minutes for ssj to eat the cake mix since admins are very slow eaters. When 5 minutes have passed, check your private messages and you will have recieved a message from ssj asking you to become a moderator or administrator. You've done it!
And so. That's how you can become a mod or admin in less than 20 minutes. Follow these tips and make me proud son. You're gonna be a great moderator or administrator.
Thank you for reading a product manufactured by the Patty Sponge book corporation. Home of the funny jokes. Cause no one else will give it a home.
(Disclaimer: Patty Sponge Book Co. is not responsible for death, property or damage done to PC monitors, tablets or mods and admins that have comitted suicide from the hurtful comments left by people)
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