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Combusto82

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1881. How many pets do you have?

two cats. one is 12 years old female white cat and other one is 9 years old orange male cat

(both are not related, they was born in different years it's why)
 

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250. Have you ever been in a parade?
No, I have not.
500. What is your favorite past time?
Not knowing death could come from something other than getting murdered or killed.
750. Not once a day I use it πŸ€­πŸ˜‹πŸ€”πŸ˜πŸ˜‹πŸ€—πŸ€”πŸ˜˜πŸ˜›πŸ˜πŸ˜›πŸ˜˜πŸ€©πŸ˜™πŸ€”πŸ˜—πŸ€πŸ€©πŸ˜›πŸ˜΄πŸ˜™πŸ€¨πŸ˜—πŸ˜˜πŸ€πŸ˜™πŸ€¨πŸ˜‹πŸ˜—πŸ˜πŸ€πŸ˜™πŸ˜πŸ™‚πŸ˜›πŸ˜—πŸ€πŸ˜πŸ€©πŸ˜›πŸ˜™πŸ€¨πŸ€©πŸ€β˜ΊπŸ˜πŸ˜™πŸ˜πŸ˜‹πŸ˜†πŸ˜˜β˜ΊπŸ€¨πŸ˜™πŸ€¨πŸ˜‹πŸ˜˜πŸ˜†β˜ΊπŸ€πŸ˜™πŸ€¨πŸ˜›πŸ˜˜πŸ€πŸ˜—πŸ˜›πŸ˜šπŸ˜™πŸ˜œβ˜ΊπŸ˜πŸ˜πŸ˜„ pun intended
1000: NO!
1250: No lol
1500: No
1750: No
2000: Red and white
(Note that despite being a joke, 750 is my real answer)
 

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250. Have you ever been in a parade?
No, I have not.
500. What is your favorite past time?
Not knowing death could come from something other than getting murdered or killed.
750. Not once a day I use it πŸ€­πŸ˜‹πŸ€”πŸ˜πŸ˜‹πŸ€—πŸ€”πŸ˜˜πŸ˜›πŸ˜πŸ˜›πŸ˜˜πŸ€©πŸ˜™πŸ€”πŸ˜—πŸ€πŸ€©πŸ˜›πŸ˜΄πŸ˜™πŸ€¨πŸ˜—πŸ˜˜πŸ€πŸ˜™πŸ€¨πŸ˜‹πŸ˜—πŸ˜πŸ€πŸ˜™πŸ˜πŸ™‚πŸ˜›πŸ˜—πŸ€πŸ˜πŸ€©πŸ˜›πŸ˜™πŸ€¨πŸ€©πŸ€β˜ΊπŸ˜πŸ˜™πŸ˜πŸ˜‹πŸ˜†πŸ˜˜β˜ΊπŸ€¨πŸ˜™πŸ€¨πŸ˜‹πŸ˜˜πŸ˜†β˜ΊπŸ€πŸ˜™πŸ€¨πŸ˜›πŸ˜˜πŸ€πŸ˜—πŸ˜›πŸ˜šπŸ˜™πŸ˜œβ˜ΊπŸ˜πŸ˜πŸ˜„ pun intended
1000: NO!
1250: No lol
1500: No
1750: No
2000: Red and white
(Note that despite being a joke, 750 is my real answer)
1 question at a time and in order :)
 

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1: No, not really. I don't really snore.
2: Nope, and probably never will.
3: Never have.
4: I am not sure.
5: No, none of them do.
6: Sometimes I am, sometimes I am not.
7: Yes, in total I have around 250+ toys.
8: Yeah, even the first part makes me wonder how long it'll be answering all these questions.
9: Never have.
10: I have seen lots of memes that have made me roll on the floor laughing and almost crying.
11: No, and I hope I never will.
12: Nope, never have.
13: Yes I do, I wear them all the time.
14: Brushing off dust sometimes to make myself comfortable, if that counts.
15: If I have, I probably don't remember it, since it was probably when I was a baby.
16: Not long ago, I fried my hard drive and had to get a new one.
17: Once lost my zebra plush, but I found him and got him back.
18: Not really.
19: Nope, never have.
20: No, and besides, all of my sisters are older than me, so they WOULD do something to me if I did something to their toy.
21: Not really, but I think they might become that.
22: Yup, it does.
23: No, why would I do that?
24: I'm not a sociopath, of course I wouldn't do that.
25: I own 22 pairs of socks.
26: No, but I would like my own pet spider (even if that's not an insect).
27: No, I don't even eat Twinkies all that much.
28: No, because I never had one (sad musik pley).
29: Nope, never have.
30: Sometimes, I might accidentally, but I do apologize for it.
31: Nope, but I have hit myself with my hands.
32: Yeah, it's so satisfying.
33: No, I'm not that disgusting.
34: No, never have.
35: I think everybody does.
 

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Doing questions 1-50 I guess? :wetpaint:

1. Do you snore at night?
I'm not sure? I sleep by myself so nobody knows the truth...
2. Have you ever shot a noodle out of your nose?
No, definitely not? (Who wrote this question?!)
3. Have you cut your own hair?
I did once in 1st grade and a girl tattled on me (and then my me and my mom met with the principal)
4. How many pimples does your big brother / sister have?
I don't have a big brother / sister...
5. Does their face look like the surface of the moon?
Like I said, I don't have a big brother / sister...
6. Are you sure you're not a newb?
Been on this site for 267 days and counting... so not :yousure:
7. Do you have a doll/action figure collection?
No but I do have a collection of Hot Wheels (sitting in the basement catching dust)
8. Are you aware that this is a long quiz?
No, I have seen longer.
9. Have you ever fed you dog peanut butter?
I don't have a dog and I have never had (You can probably tell by now I live a boring life out of SBM O_o)
10. Did you laugh so hard you cried?
I have not but I have laughed so hard I almost choked myself
11. Ever burn you hair?
No and I probably never well.
12. Have you ever spray painted graffiti?
No, why would I do that?
13. Do you have matching socks?
Yes but the other sock is always not with the one.
14. Do you dust your house?
Sometimes but my mom does it most of the time.
15. Have you ever been electrocuted?
I have not and I hope not for the rest of my life.
16. Have you ever fried a computer?
No, why would I do that? (again)
17. Have you lost something very important to you?
I lost something once. I lost something I couldn't live without. I lost my identity. (just kidding)
18. Do squeaky toys annoy you?
No but the sound of styrofoam squeaking on metal is the worst.
19. Ever do bad things to a stuffed monkey?
Never had a stuffed monkey.
20. Have you used the power windows of a car to break a siblings toys?
I DON'T HAVE ANY SIBLINGS...
21. Do you think these questions are just random nonsense?
Yes, I answer "no" about every 1 out of 5 questions...
22. Does your toilet have a ring around it?
All of my toilets have.
23. Have you ever plugged your toilet with a toy?
No but my [dolphin noise] has several times.
24. Do you use half a roll of toilet paper when you're done?
I only use a few sheets. Now would you please stop with these literally *crappy* questions?
25. How many rocks do you have?
Z E R O :omg:
26. Do you own any bugs?
In elementary school I brought an inchworm home. The next day the cup holding it fell on the ground and I squished it...
27. Have you ever eaten a stale Twinkie?
Never had a Twinkie in my life. (I should probably be jailed for being 14 and not having one yet.)
28. Have you ever taken revenge on someone for stealing your boy / girl friend?
I have never had a girlfriend in my life so far... :patgross
29. Have you thrown up on a fair ride?
I am not a fan of scary rides so no.
30. Have you sneezed on anyone?
Not recently but I probably have when I was a baby.
31. Have you ever hit yourself with a pool stick?
I'm thinking you mean "pool noodle". I used to ride them like donkeys in the pool. Plus I used to blow out water from them. Fun times...
32. Have you ever slapped Jell-O?
Never ate Jello in my life. (Yep, I should be jailed for this...)
33. Have you ever sucked Jell-O up your nose?
Read above.
34. Have you put peanut butter under a car door handle?
"On" backwards.
35. Do you have toe jam?
Non. 不. η•ͺ号. НСт.
36. Do you channel surf during commercials?
Yes if there are other good shows on.
37. Does it bug the other people watching TV with you?
Most of the time I watch TV by myself.
38. Do you squeeze the Charmin?
We don't use Charmin.
39. Is your face dirty?
Sometimes.
40. Can you touch your nose with your tongue?
I cannot.
41. Can you wiggle your ears?
I cannot.
42. Can you touch your nose with your big toe?
I cannot.
43. Can you put your foot behind your head?
I cannot.
44. Can you bench press 500 pounds?
I cannot.
45. Can you rebuild an engine?
I cannot. (copy pasting this by now).
46. Can you plan a party?
At least better than SpongeBob. (Seriously, why do cartoon characters plan parties so bad?)
47. Have you ever done both on the same day?
Whaddya mean both? :sbdisappointed:
48. Do you have an annoying friend?
Used to have one that smelled (but it was my only friend on the bus).
49. Have you ever played Pac man?
Who has not?
50. Have you ever farted and blamed it on the dog?
We don't have a dog!

These questions were pretty bad. Hope 51-100 are better.
 

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Time for Questions 51-100. I hope I answer with less No's this time. :sbface:

51. Do you disrupt class for no reason?
Sometimes, depends on how I am feeling.
52. Do you know how to get grass stains out of your pants?
No, I do not. (x1)
53. Can you tell the difference between a USB port and a PS2 port?
Never had a PS2 and I have no idea what a PS2 port looks like.
54. How many games do you have installed on your computer right now?
Zero, I usually play online.
55. Have you ever upgraded your computer just so you could play a new game?
No, I have not. (x2)
56. Are you still using windows 98?
No, I am not. (x3)
57. Are you using an old version of Windows or Mac?
No, I am not. (x4)
58. Do you like birds?
No. 1) they take dumps on people and cars for no reason. 2) they mock us for not being able to fly by taking dumps on us. 3) in cartoons, birds are depicted as evil. remember that bird from the loud house spinoff? EVIL. And the list goes on. (x5)
59. Have you ever shaved your head?
No, I have not. (x6)
60. Do you have any gray hair?
No, I do not. (x7)
61. Do you believe in aliens?
Possibly. Nobody knows yet but if aliens actually came we would probably not survive.
62. Do you have a Phaser?
What even is a Phaser? (No, I do not have one. x8)
63. Would you like to own a real light saber?
Maybe? There are positives and negatives.
64. Do you play in the tub?
No, I never take baths or anything like that. (x9)
65. Do you wash your hair first or last?
I wash it first, then I wash my body, then I wash it again.
66. What color is your bathroom floor?
White-ish tiles of some sort. :chickensponge:
67. Tile or rug floor?
Tiled floor.
68. How many bathrooms do you have?
Two and a half. (A half bathroom is a bathroom with a toilet and a sink, but no shower or bath. But what do you call a bathroom with a toilet, a sink, and a shower, but no bath? A 2 3/4 bathroom? Nobody knows.)
69. How many innings are there in a baseball game?
Lol 69. (Actually it's 9 innings.)
70. Better yet why did you answer if you didn't know?
I knew.
71. How many cockroaches does it take to screw in a light bulb?
The question number amount, probably.
72. Have you ever been bitten by a snake?
No, I have not. (x10)
73. Did it hurt?
I have not been bitten by a snake. (x11)
74. Was it poisonous?
Please stop it. I don't like having to say no for each question. (x12)
75. What color was it?
Another one? So that's how you wanna play it, huh? -SpongeBob (x13)
76. Is this number cool looking?
All numbers are cool looking. (What is this question?)
77. What number comes before 999?
=87+38+194+79+55+285+47+96+61+56
78. Can you play a banjo?
No, I cannot. (x14)
79. Do you have any red neck friends?
No, I do not. (x15)
80. Finish this sentence: You might be a red neck if…
...I did not put any sunscreen on my neck.
81. How many cars do you own?
None for now, probably 1 once I am old enough.
82. Have you ever been tackled by a love struck girl / boy?
No, that probably only happens in cartoons. (x16)
83. Have you ever got you tongue frozen to the swing set?
No, I have not. (x17)
84. Have you had a brain freeze?
No, I never had. (x18).
85. Can you eat a gallon of ice cream by yourself?
No, I have not attempted that yet and I don't want to try. (x19)
86. Have you ever seen Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory?
No, I have not. (x20)
87. Have you ever seen Charlie and the Chocolate Factory?
I read the book before. I'm pretty surprised that the other word for a donkey is still there in the book.
88. Which one did you like better?
The book because I have not seen the movie yet.
89. Does your TV have a V chip?
I don't know what that is?! :wetpaint:
90. How many do you have left to go?
Whaddya mean?
91. What color are your teeth?
The color opposite of Purple on the color wheel.
92. How many cavities do you have?
Zero cavities. :excited:
93. When was the last time you went to the dentist?
At least three years ago.
94. Do you have ear hair?
No, I do not. (x21)
95. Is that gross?
That must be gross, how do you clean it?
96. Are they gray?
I do not have ear hairs! (x22)
97. Do you have a beauty mark?
I have freckles and some moles but none of them are big. (x23)
98. Do you like crackers?
Ritz supremacy. Boo saltines.
99. Did you have Pea green soup for breakfast?
No. No. No. No. No. (x24)
100. Did you have pea green soup for lunch?
What's funnier than 24 "No" answers? 25! (x25)

Wow, this sucked. Half of the answers were No's. As usual, I hope 101-150 are better. :sbdisappointed:
 

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Time to play "How Many Questions Can I Answer No For?" for Questions 101-150. (After this I'll take a break from this thread.) :yousure:

101. Did you have pea green soup for dinner?

And now, the first "No" of this section. (x1)
102. Did you pea green soup all night?
And now, the second "No" of this section. (x2)
103. What is your favorite cheese?
American cheddar or the cheese flavoring used in mac and cheese.
104. What is your favorite dish for thanksgiving?
The turkey, easily.
105. Do you have a Nintendo GameBoy?
No, I do not. (x3)
106. What color is it?
Can we stop with these questions that relate to others? I don't have a Gameboy. (x4)
107. How many games do you have for it?
Okay, we can do this the hard way, or the easy way. Or the medium way. Or the semi-medium-easy-hard way, or the sorta hard with a touch of awkward-easy-difficulty-challenging way... (x5)
108. What color is Garfield?
Orange (If you are referring to the president, then white)
109. What is the dog's name in Garfield?
Odie (If you are referring to the president, then his dog's name is Veto)
110. Who is Garfield's owner?
Jon (If you are referring to the president, then his owners are Abram and Eliza Garfield.)
111. Have you ever vacuumed the cat?
I do not have a cat, so no. (x6)
112. Do you like to pull weeds?
Definitely not. (x7)
113. Have you painted a house?
No, I have not. (x8)
114. Have you painted your nails?
Yes, with Sharpie and dry erase markers (when I was a kid).
115. Do you have a Nintendo system?
No, not even a switch! You should probably not come to my house. (x9)
116. If so, which one? If not, why not?
Because I am not interested in those devices.
117. Can you use a power saw?
Never tried it... so, I don't know?
118. Do you like to go to the hardware store?
I'm okay with it.
119. Do you play piano?
Yes, I don't know how I would compare myself to others, I'm just okay I guess.
120. What can you play?
A lot of songs.
121. Who is Mozart?
A famous Austrian composer.
122. Where is Rome?
In Italy. (Come on, running out of ideas this quickly?)
123. Are you smarter than a fifth grader?
It depends but most likely yes.
124. What is the equator?
Around the center of the Earth.
125. Where is the North Pole?
On the top of the earth.
126. What color is it?
Red and white like a barbershop pole? (That's how they make it in cartoons and movies and stuff)
127. have you ever seen it?
Not in real life.
128. So how do you know what color it is?
Because cartoons movies and stuff.
129. Did you know there is no pole at the pole?
THE CARTOONS HAVE LIED TO ME! :omg::O
130. Do you believe in Santa Claus?
Of course, there is no other explanation.
131. Do you like kids?
Depends on age and their personality.
132. What continent is Brazil on?
South America.
133. what country is north of the United States?
Canada.
134. Who was Adolf Hitler?
A guy that hated Jewish people for just existing. I mean, why? In a Family Guy cutaway from the first episode, weak Hitler is at a gym and he sees a buff Jewish man getting hugged by girls. I guess that's why.
135. Who was Winston Church hill?
I know Churchill, but not Church Hill. Learn to spell.
136. Do you know where your mom is?
In the room one room northeast from mine.
137. Do you believe that dinosaurs lived on earth?
Yes but I don't believe that an asteroid killed them. That is simply [dolphin noise].
138. Do you know what an AK-47 is?
A gun that is referenced often but never seen.
139. How many TV stations do you have?
The numbers go up to 2147, but most of them are repeats so probably around 500.
140. How many do you actually watch?
I haven't watched TV in a long time. I usually watch only 5-10 channels.
141. Do you pay a lot for all those channels?
I don't know, maybe.
142. Cable or satellite?
Cable supremacy. Why have your TV signal cut out in a storm? Satellite is bad.
143. How many pairs of jeans do you own?
Jeans are uncomfortable for me so none.
144. Do you like robots or androids better, or neither?
Neither, both are the same.
145. Can you do Algebra?
Yes, I am in the algebra class for my grade.
146. What is the longest book you ever read?
The dictionary.
147. How many pages can you read in an hour?
Depends on the amount of words on a page.
148. Have you ever seen a UFO or even believe in them for that matter?
I haven't seen them but I think most of the UFOs captured on camera are just some random flying plates or something. (The cameras are always in very bad quality so it doesn't even look like anything.)
149. Do you tan or burn?
Tan. My dad burns though.
150. Where is Texas?
The last word of this sentence.

Okay, thank you for less No's this time. I hope 151-200 can keep it up. :imagination:
 

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Questions 151-200. I have high hopes for these questions, but how many No's will I answer? :jazz2:

151. Do you like school lunches?
It depends on the lunch served.
152. Do you like your teachers?, (if you have any if not boss, or etc.)
For my last grade all of them were good except for one: the classic strict old lady, gives us a lot of homework.
153. Do you have an old transformer?
I'm not sure if you mean the toy or the electric thing, but I do not know.
154. How many do you have?
I do not know.
155. Do you like pigs?
They're fat, pink, and can be turned into bacon, so yes!
156. Have you ever kicked a chicken?
No, I have not. (x1)
157. Do you know what mutton chops are?
Yes, they are a hairstyle
158. What is haggis?
Something that I just googled up.
159. How many days are in a leap year?
365 plus 1
160. Have you ever heard of nannites?
What are those? Nanny termites?
161. What is a bio machine?
C'mon, running out of ideas at Question 161?
162. Does your school have a cool mascot?
Ours is a soldier, so probably not.
163. What are your school colors?
Red and gold. (All of the schools in my township have those colors)
164. Do you have any posters in your room?
In my old room I had as a kid, I had posters of the Cars movie and basketball players. A few years ago I got a new room, so no.
165. Who is Jimmy Neutron?
Some person from a Nick tv show that is not airing anymore.
166. Have you seen the Grand Canyon?
I have two years ago.
167. Where is it?
Arizona, USA.
168. Do you like camping?
I HAVE NEVER CAMPED BEFORE. I am sorry.
169. Have you ever taken a road trip across the country?
If you count going to New Hampshire from New Jersey, then yes?
170. How far can you drive in one day?
I don't have a license yet, so 0.
171. Can you curl your tongue?
No, I cannot. (x2)
172. Is your bellybutton an innie or outie?
I think an innie.
173. What would be your dream car?
I do not have one.
174. Are you left or right handed?
Right handed.
175. What was the last book you read?
Something that I don't want to mention.
176. What was the last song you danced to?
I don't dance to songs.
177. Have you ever owned a yo-yo?
Yes but I was young and didn't know how to use it so I broke it.
178. Have you ever been on a pogo stick?
No, I have not. (x3)
179. Have you ever been on a space hopper?
I don't even know what that is... so no. (x4)
180. Who was the last person to send you a text message?
My mom.
181. Ever been on a cruise?
I have twice, once in 2013 and 2017. I might again in 2022.
182. When did the Titanic sink?
April 15, 1912. And by the way, the sinking was planned. Not an accident. It does not make sense.
183. Have you played in the rain?
I probably have when I was young.
184. Was the rain cold or warm?
Most of the time the rain is always cold.
185. What is you favorite pie?
Apple pie.
186. Do you like Jam?
Yes, I like to eat them right out of the jars.
187. Do you have a sleeping bag?
Yes but we do not use it.
188. Can you navigate using a compass?
I have not tried it yet, so no. (x5)
189. Do you still have your toys from your childhood?
A lot of them, but I don't really use them.
190. How many DVDs do you own?
I don't own a lot but my dad owns a lot of movie DVDs (over 100 I think), but he never watches them. (Not in my entire life have I seen him watch one of them.)
191. Is your room clean?
Yes because I don't really put a lot of things in it.
192. Do you know the first 5 numbers of pi?
3.1415 so yes.
193. What's the difference between pi and pie?
You cannot eat pi. If you do, you die.
194. Do you know how much you weigh?
141.2 pounds. Just nearly reaching the "overweight" section.
195. How many cars do you have?
Z E R O.
196. Do you own a pool?
No because our backyard is sloped. (Plus our playground is full of weeds and bees) (x6)
197. Do you live in an apartment?
No, we live in a house. (x7)
198. Do you live in a shack?
Of course not! (x8)
199. Do you play pool?
A few times but I'm not very good.
200. Ever won a contest before?
A "contest" is very broad, so yes.
 

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Questions 201-250, completing the first eighth of the world's largest quiz. The questions have gotten better, so let's see if the trend will continue! :whoo:

201. Do you have a journal?
No, I do not. I do not like writing on paper in general. (x1)
202. Do you have a diary?
See above. (x2)
203. Do you believe in magic, aliens, ghosts, etc.?
Magic: no.
Aliens: yes.
Ghosts: definitely yes.
204. Has anyone ever robbed/broken into your house?
I have a bad feeling if I say no someone will rob my house tonight, so I don't know?
205. Halo 3 or Call of Duty 4?
Never played any of them. (x3)
206. PS3 or XBOX 360?
Never owned any of them. (x4)
207. WII or PSP?
Never owned any of them. I live a boring life, do I? (x5)
208. Ever heard of the site called runescape?
Yes but I am not interested in it.
209. Have you ever been electrocuted?
No, and I hope not. (x6)
210. What's the last movie you saw?
Jungle Cruise on August 3rd.
211. When was the last time you cried?
Probably a few months ago.
212. In your opinion does peeling onions really make you cry?
Probably yes.
213. Have you ever watched the show Mythbusters?
No, but I have two of their books. (x7)
214. What is one myth you would like to test out yourself?
I have a lot of answers to this question yet I cannot think of one. :sbdisappointed:
215. If you could be someone for 1 day who would it be?
Myself because I am used to myself.
216. Do you hate it when people park in handi-capped spots and aren't really handi-capped?
Not really, because I haven't seen a lot of handicapped spots actually used.
217. Are you on of the people who aren't handi-capped but park in the spots?
I do not know how to drive. (x8)
218. Do you think driving and talking on your cells (excluding hands free and bluetooth) should be illegal?
Yes, of course!
219. If you were president what would be the first thing you would do?
Ban everything that is ruining the country.
220. When you were little what job did you want?
An engineer.
221. Have you ever fallen down the stairs?
I have on the last few steps once when walking down. I sort of have a fear of stairs, so I always go slowly and need a handrail when going down.
222. Have you ever slipped on a banana peel?
I have tested it and I did not slip, so no. (x9)
223. Have you ever been burned?
Physically and verbally, yes. :squidtroll:
224. Have you ever been treated for poison ivy / oak?
I have not gotten poison ivy yet in my life so far, so no. (x10)
225. Ever skinned your knee?
Yes, I have.
226. Have you ever wrecked on your bike?
This may seem very very strange, but... (x11)
I do not know how to ride a bike and do not have any plans to do so. :O
227. When was the last time?
See above if you dare. (x12)
228. Have you built a snow fort?
Yes but they never will be as good as Fort Squidward.
229. Have you ever made mud pies?
No, that sounds disgusting. (x13)
230. Did you make your little brother eat that mud pie?
Double no. (x14)
231. Have you gone river rafting?
I have not. (Come on, less No's, less No's!) (x15)
232. What is the farthest distance you have ever traveled?
To China to see the Great Wall.
233. Ever been on a Zamboni?
No, I have not. (x16)
234. Can you roller skate?
I once tried to but I can't. (x17)
235. How many chores do you have?
Pretty much the basic chores every person growing up has.
236. Do you paint your toenails?
No, I do not. (x18)
237. Ever made the world's largest snowball during recess?
We are not allowed to go out in recess if there is snow. (x19)
238. Have you ever played king of the hill?
No because people do not play outside anymore. (x20)
239. Have you ever had a firecracker go off in your hand?
No, I have not. (x21)
240. Did it hurt?
Please stop with questions relating to other questions. (x22)
241. Have you ever fallen asleep during class?
I remember in elementary school the teacher would play The Magic School Bus once in a while. I would sleep and when it was over the teacher would wake me up.
242. Did you drool on your desk?
I do not remember, but most likely no.
243. Have you ever played paint ball?
No, mostly because there are not any paint ball places where we live. (x23)
244. Have you dated a cheerleader?
I have not dated anybody yet. (x24)
245. Have you dated the captain of the football team?
Please stop with these questions. (x25)
246. What did you have for lunch today?
Noodles.
247. Can you describe the perfect date?
Your questions relating to other questions have made me very angry. (x26)
248. What was the most expensive date you ever had?
Very angry indeed. (x27)
249. Did you have more than one date for the prom?
Very, very, very angry. (x28)
250. Have you ever been in a parade?
No, I have not. (x29)

And the trend has not continued. 29 No's! Come on, not a good way to end the first section of the quiz! :squilliam:
 

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Time for Questions 251-300. I hope for less No's this time! :krabssmirk:

251. Have you ever cut through some ones yard?
For Halloween I have several times.
252. Have you ever hit an old person on your bike?
No, I have not. Why? See question 226 above. (x1)
253. Ever ridden your bike in the snow?
See Question 226. (x2)
254. Have you ever won any contests?
R E P E A T I N G Q U E S T I O N S???
255. Are you sick of answering these questions?
Only the questions that I have to say No for (see 252), questions testing my knowledge (see 300), and repeat questions (254).
256. How old is your cat / dog?
We do not have a cat or dog. (x3)
257. Do you have any fish?
No, we do not. (x4)
258. Can you eat them?
Questions relating to other questions again? (x5)
259. Who feeds your fish?
Answers are like a fart. If you have to force it, it's probably crap. (x6)
260. What is the biggest fish you own?
There are more of these questions than the times Squidward has been tortured in the show! (x7)
261. Do you like seafood?
Depends on the seafood.
262. How many time do you fill up your plate at an all you can eat restaurant?
3-4 times however I have not eaten at a buffet in a long time.
263. Have you ever had a tummy ache?
Pretty much every few weeks.
264. Have you ever been Hospitalized for the flu?
I have another feeling if I say no, I will get the flu tomorrow. So I don't know?
265. Have you ever been to a hospital?
Everyone has when they were born! :barnacles:
266. Ever had any major surgery?
I have when I was a baby but after that so no.
267. Have you ever made a nurse cry?
No, I have not. (x8)
268. Have you been woken up by a nurse so she could give you a sleeping pill?
No, I have not. (x9)
269. Have you ever seen a live birth before?
No, I have not. (x10)
270. What is the grossest thing you ever saw?
Some reddit posts.
271. Have you ever pulled a girls hair?
I probably have in elementary school.
272. Have you ever played golf?
I wish to but so far, no. (x11)
273. Ever been hit by a golf ball?
To avoid saying no, I just dropped a golf ball on my head. So yes. :sbface:
274. Have you been to the ocean?
I have many times.
275. Have you ever dissected a frog?
No, I don't think middle schools do that kind of thing anymore. (x12)
276. Do you save your pickle juice after the last pickle is gone?
We don't buy pickles, so no. (x13)
277. Have you ever drunk out of the carton?
I have for milk.
278. Do your feet smell?
Sometimes.
279. Does your nose run?
Most of the time.
280. Don't you think you should catch your nose if it's running?
What does this question mean?
281. Did you know ssj is a ginger?
Not until now.
282. How many stripes are on the American flag?
13 stripes for the 13 colonies.
283. What year was the American civil war?
1861-1865.
284. Who did we fight?
The Confederates.
285. When did we land on the moon?
1969. (Nice.)
286. Do you think time travel is possible?
Yes but if someone uses it the entire world would probably explode.
287. Do you have any extra toes or fingers?
No, I do not. (x14)
288. How many times do you sneeze a day?
1-3 times.
289. Do you have any allergies?
Pollen and dust, the traditional pair.
290. Do you like getting mail?
I like seeing the mail truck come and dump mail into my mailbox every day.
291. Do you have any magazine subscriptions?
Our family used to have subscriptions to Sports Illustrated, Entertainment Weekly, Fortune, Money, New York, and another one that I can't remember.
292. What are they?
See above.
293. Have you ever ordered something and not paid for it?
That's a crime, ya know. (x15)
294. Do you eat junk food on a regular basis?
I usually eat McDonald's once every week.
295. Do you collect stamps?
No, I do not. (x16)
296. Do you have any baseball cards?
No but I am kinda interested to begin collecting. However I think once you buy a pack you can't stop, like addiction. (x17)
297. Have you ever read a comic book?
Who has not?
298. Do you know who Albert Einstein is?
A smart guy.
299. What was he famous for?
Being smart.
300. When was the Atomic bomb invented?
The 1940s during World War II.

Better than the last 50 questions, but still not enough to consider a good batch. 1700 left to go...
 

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Questions 301-350 today. Let's see what these questions will present. :yousure:

301. What country invented [the atomic bomb]?
The country I am living in right now.
302. Have you ever seen the show myth busters?
Repeat of Question 213. :sbangry:
303. Have you ever crashed a car on purpose?
No because I cannot drive! (x1)
304. Have you ever been spit on?
No, I have not. (x2)
305. Have you ever spit on anyone?
No, and I won't unless I have to. (x3)
306. Have you ever shaved your hair off?
No, I have not. (x4)
307. Have you ever used a pen to doodle on yourself?
In school when I am bored I usually draw tic tac toe on my arm and play with myself.
308. Do you have all of your teeth?
Yes (at least I think so.)
309. Ever lost a tooth in a fight?
No, and I hope not. (x5)
310. Do you have big feet?
I don't know what you mean by big, I don't think so for my age.
311. Have you ever been in a fight?
Yes, once in 6th grade. It was during recess so the teachers split us up a few minutes after we started. Nobody won and both of us didn't really get any injuries.
312. Do you collect bottle caps?
I used to but I do not now.
313. Do you like marshmallows?
I have not tasted them in a long time but yes.
314. Do you like waffles?
Yes, I do.
315. Do you like pancakes?
Yes, I do.
316. Do you like French toast?
No, I don't.
317. Do you like mints?
Yes, I do.
318. Have you ever thrown a rock through a window?
No, I have not. (x6)
319. Have you ever been arrested by the cops?
No, I have not. (x7)
320. Have you ever pissed off a cop?
No, I have not. (x8)
321. Have you ever gotten out of a ticket by making the cop laugh?
No, I have not. (x9)
322. Sandals or boots?
Sandals easily.
323. Do you have a pogo stick?
No, I do not. (x10)
324. Have you ever played soccer?
Of course! I mostly played it for fun rather than organized.
325. Do you like angels?
What kind of question is this?
326. Do you like demons?
See above. If I say no I will probably anger the demons.
327. Do you like mustard?
No. DEFINITELY not.
328. How many TVs do you have in your home?
We have 3 but only use 1.
329. Have you ever peed on your self?
See below for embarrassing answer:
Yes, when I was on the baseball team. You were not allowed breaks in games so I had to pee my pants.
330. Do you honk when you blow your nose?
No, I do not. (x11)
331. Have you ever broken your nose?
No, I hope not. (x12)
332. Are you bald?
No, I am not. (x13)
333. Do you have long hair?
No, I do not. (x14)
334. Have you ever done a belly flop?
I did once at the town pool and it hurt a lot.
335. Do you use hand lotion?
Yes, when I have to.
336. How many tokens have you ever had?
What tokens?
337. Do you buy your tickets at the market place?
What tickets?
338. Have you ever used them at prize and joy?
What are you talking about?
339. Have you ever eaten military rations?
No, I have not. (x15)
340. Have you ever shot a gun?
No, I have not. (x16)
341. Did you ever build a go-kart?
No, I have not. (x17)
342. Do you own a sword?
No, I do not. (x18)
343. How many people do you know?
Too much for me to count.
344. Have you ever seen a vet?
No, I have not. (x19)
345. Do you know sign language?
No, I do not. (x20)
346. Do you speak more than one language?
Yes, I can speak Chinese and French but not much. (they were mostly for school)
347. Can you do Chinese arithmetic?
I don't know what that is, so no? (x21)
348. Can you read Latin?
No, I cannot. (x22)
349. Are you some kind of genius if you can do the previous two questions?
I am not a genius. (x23)
350. If you are a genius why are you on SBM?
I am not a genius! (x24)

Looks like Hey Yo! It's Survey Time: 2000 Questions is entering its dark age. Hope it gets out fast because I don't want this kind of quality for the rest of the quiz.
 

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1. Do you snore at night?
No but i do talk in my sleep
2. Have you ever shot a noodle out of your nose?
No! who wrote that question! :squidugh:
3. Have you cut your own hair?
never
4. How many pimples does your big brother / sister have?
Z E R O:krabsoO:
5. Does their face look like the surface of the moon?
No
6. Are you sure you're not a newb?
Yes i joined 3 months ago:imagination:
 
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