Time to play "How Many Questions Can I Answer No For?" for Questions 101-150. (After this I'll take a break from this thread.)
101. Did you have pea green soup for dinner?
And now, the first "No" of this section. (x1)
102. Did you pea green soup all night?
And now, the second "No" of this section. (x2)
103. What is your favorite cheese?
American cheddar or the cheese flavoring used in mac and cheese.
104. What is your favorite dish for thanksgiving?
The turkey, easily.
105. Do you have a Nintendo GameBoy?
No, I do not. (x3)
106. What color is it?
Can we stop with these questions that relate to others? I don't have a Gameboy. (x4)
107. How many games do you have for it?
Okay, we can do this the hard way, or the easy way. Or the medium way. Or the semi-medium-easy-hard way, or the sorta hard with a touch of awkward-easy-difficulty-challenging way... (x5)
108. What color is Garfield?
Orange (If you are referring to the president, then white)
109. What is the dog's name in Garfield?
Odie (If you are referring to the president, then his dog's name is Veto)
110. Who is Garfield's owner?
Jon (If you are referring to the president, then his owners are Abram and Eliza Garfield.)
111. Have you ever vacuumed the cat?
I do not have a cat, so no. (x6)
112. Do you like to pull weeds?
Definitely not. (x7)
113. Have you painted a house?
No, I have not. (x8)
114. Have you painted your nails?
Yes, with Sharpie and dry erase markers (when I was a kid).
115. Do you have a Nintendo system?
No, not even a switch! You should probably not come to my house. (x9)
116. If so, which one? If not, why not?
Because I am not interested in those devices.
117. Can you use a power saw?
Never tried it... so, I don't know?
118. Do you like to go to the hardware store?
I'm okay with it.
119. Do you play piano?
Yes, I don't know how I would compare myself to others, I'm just okay I guess.
120. What can you play?
A lot of songs.
121. Who is Mozart?
A famous Austrian composer.
122. Where is Rome?
In Italy. (Come on, running out of ideas this quickly?)
123. Are you smarter than a fifth grader?
It depends but most likely yes.
124. What is the equator?
Around the center of the Earth.
125. Where is the North Pole?
On the top of the earth.
126. What color is it?
Red and white like a barbershop pole? (That's how they make it in cartoons and movies and stuff)
127. have you ever seen it?
Not in real life.
128. So how do you know what color it is?
Because cartoons movies and stuff.
129. Did you know there is no pole at the pole?
THE CARTOONS HAVE LIED TO ME!
130. Do you believe in Santa Claus?
Of course, there is no other explanation.
131. Do you like kids?
Depends on age and their personality.
132. What continent is Brazil on?
South America.
133. what country is north of the United States?
Canada.
134. Who was Adolf Hitler?
A guy that hated Jewish people for just existing. I mean, why? In a Family Guy cutaway from the first episode, weak Hitler is at a gym and he sees a buff Jewish man getting hugged by girls. I guess that's why.
135. Who was Winston Church hill?
I know Churchill, but not Church Hill. Learn to spell.
136. Do you know where your mom is?
In the room one room northeast from mine.
137. Do you believe that dinosaurs lived on earth?
Yes but I don't believe that an asteroid killed them. That is simply
[dolphin noise].
138. Do you know what an AK-47 is?
A gun that is referenced often but never seen.
139. How many TV stations do you have?
The numbers go up to 2147, but most of them are repeats so probably around 500.
140. How many do you actually watch?
I haven't watched TV in a long time. I usually watch only 5-10 channels.
141. Do you pay a lot for all those channels?
I don't know, maybe.
142. Cable or satellite?
Cable supremacy. Why have your TV signal cut out in a storm? Satellite is bad.
143. How many pairs of jeans do you own?
Jeans are uncomfortable for me so none.
144. Do you like robots or androids better, or neither?
Neither, both are the same.
145. Can you do Algebra?
Yes, I am in the algebra class for my grade.
146. What is the longest book you ever read?
The dictionary.
147. How many pages can you read in an hour?
Depends on the amount of words on a page.
148. Have you ever seen a UFO or even believe in them for that matter?
I haven't seen them but I think most of the UFOs captured on camera are just some random flying plates or something. (The cameras are always in very bad quality so it doesn't even look like anything.)
149. Do you tan or burn?
Tan. My dad burns though.
150. Where is Texas?
The last word of this sentence.
Okay, thank you for less No's this time. I hope 151-200 can keep it up.