Pinned thread Hey yo! It's survey time! **2000 QUESTIONS**

[SlipperytheTotodile]

7. Do you have a doll/action figure collection?
NOPE!
8. Are you aware that this is a long quiz?
Yes
9. Have you ever fed you dog peanut butter?
Yes i have
10. Did you laugh so hard you cried?
Nope
11. Ever burn you hair?
N E V A !

 

[Yoshi]

3. Have you cut your own hair?
No, I don't know how to yet!

 

[SlipperytheTotodile]

12. Have you ever spray painted graffiti?
No i hate vandalism
13. Do you have matching socks?
I dont match socks
14. Do you dust your house?
Thats one of my favorite chores
15. Have you ever been electrocuted?
No
16. Have you ever fried a computer?
No
17. Have you lost something very important to you?
Yes i once lost a stuffed peep bear rabbit i named Bart when i was young
18. Do squeaky toys annoy you?
No
19. Ever do bad things to a stuffed monkey?
No
20. Have you used the power windows of a car to break a siblings toys?
No
21. Do you think these questions are just random nonsense?
Yes
22. Does your toilet have a ring around it?
?????
23. Have you ever plugged your toilet with a toy?
No
24. Do you use half a roll of toilet paper when you're done?
Maybe

 

[SlipperytheTotodile]

25. How many rocks do you have?
I dont collect rocks
26. Do you own any bugs?
No i have a terrible fear of bugs
27. Have you ever eaten a stale Twinkie?
No
28. Have you ever taken revenge on someone for stealing your boy / girl friend?
No but i will plan it
29. Have you thrown up on a fair ride?
No but i almost did after riding the World's of Fun Mamba
30. Have you sneezed on anyone?
Yes many times on accident
31. Have you ever hit yourself with a pool stick?
No
32. Have you ever slapped Jell-O?
No
33. Have you ever sucked Jell-O up your nose?
No
34. Have you put peanut butter under a car door handle?
No
35. Do you have toe jam?
?????????
36. Do you channel surf during commercials?
No
37. Does it bug the other people watching TV with you?
No
38. Do you squeeze the Charmin?
No
39. Is your face dirty?
No but on my pfp Squidward's is
40. Can you touch your nose with your tongue?
No i cant
41. Can you wiggle your ears?
See 40
42. Can you touch your nose with your big toe?
Never tried it
43. Can you put your foot behind your head?
Yes i can
44. Can you bench press 500 pounds?
Unfortunately i cant i dont have very well developed muscles yet
45. Can you rebuild an engine?
I cant
46. Can you plan a party?
I can! I am a serious party animal! But my plans dont always win
47. Have you ever done both on the same day?
No
48. Do you have an annoying friend?
I used to. I was friends with this kid named Jayden Shaw in 2021 and he annoyed me everytime he had the chance!
49. Have you ever played Pac man?
I have played Ms. Pac Man but not the original

 

[SonofMnemosyne]

57. Are you using an old version of Windows or Mac?

Nope! I’m all up-to-date on Windows! Don’t use a Mac but I do use an IPhone which also has the latest IOS installed

 

[Yoshi]

I won't be commenting on here anymore. Unwatch

 

[SonofMnemosyne]

58. Do you like birds?

No, birds are government drones duh!

 

[SonofMnemosyne]

59. Have you ever shaved your head?

Unless buzz cuts count then no

 

[SonofMnemosyne]

60. Do you have any gray hair?

I hope not! I haven’t seen any but you never know

 

[Season 4-11]

1. Do you snore at night?
No, but supposedly I talk in my sleep.

2. Have you ever shot a noodle out of your nose?
No and I doubt I ever will.

3. Have you cut your own hair?
I did in 1st Grade during class and got in trouble for it (although I did cut off a small piece of my shirt too so I'm sure that was some of it.)

4. How many pimples does your big brother / sister have?
At least 3.

5. Does their face look like the surface of the moon?
Not necessarily, but it's usually as pale as the moon.

6. Are you sure you're not a newb?
I mean, I've been on this website longer than some of the staff members at this point, so it's safe to assume I'm not a newb.

7. Do you have a doll/action figure collection?
Do LEGOs count? Cause I have plenty of LEGO figures (not just SpongeBob ones, either).

8. Are you aware that this is a long quiz?
"2000 QUESTIONS" Yeah I would hope so.

9. Have you ever fed you dog peanut butter?
I haven't, but some people in my family have.

10. Did you laugh so hard you cried?
Yes, at some stupid YouTube video a friend and I found in 2020.

11. Ever burn you hair?
No. My hair isn't really long enough for that to be a concern anyway.

12. Have you ever spray painted graffiti?
I spray painted the word graffiti on Microsoft Paint once.

13. Do you have matching socks?
I do... Sometimes.

14. Do you dust your house?
I don't, and you can probably tell when you go inside my bedroom.

15. Have you ever been electrocuted?
I've been electrocuted a few times trying to unplug something by grabbing the prongs before they were pulled out all the way, it takes a few seconds to even realize what happened at first.

16. Have you ever fried a computer?
Yes, I spilled some sort of orange/pineapple/banana juice mix on it (not sure what the exact combination was). I wiped down the area around my desk and continued to use it. It fried about an hour or two later because... get this... I didn't dry off the part of the desk underneath the computer where all the important parts are (I was 8 or 9 at the time).

17. Have you lost something very important to you?
When I was 2 or 3 I lost my favorite stuffed animal at a hotel and never got it back. It was a prize my dad won at Circus Circus (Las Vegas) and I was so upset he had to go back there and win me another one. Thanks Dad.

18. Do squeaky toys annoy you?
Not really. My dog literally tears the squeakers out of his toys in 5 minutes (or less) so even if I did hate them, I wouldn't have to deal with the sound too often.

19. Ever do bad things to a stuffed monkey?
No... And I don't ever plan on it.

20. Have you used the power windows of a car to break a siblings toys?
No but that sounds hilarious. I wanna try that now.

21. Do you think these questions are just random nonsense?
It's about a 50/50 split.

22. Does your toilet have a ring around it?
As far as I know, yes.

23. Have you ever plugged your toilet with a toy?
Yes but I'm not gonna share the story so don't ask.

24. Do you use half a roll of toilet paper when you're done?
I know people who do... But I don't.

25. How many rocks do you have?
I don't know, I don't keep track.

 

[ssj4gogita4]

1 at a time, people!

365. Have you ever played pool?
Yes, but I'm not a pool shark. I have moments where it seems like I'm really good but I'm not a pro by any means.

 

[meko1432]

Have you cut your own hair? No, my hair's been cut by the same cosmetologist for the past sixteen years.

what's your answer now, 9 years later

 

[RedSoxFan274]

what's your answer now, 9 years later

No, I haven’t seen her in awhile now, maybe 6 or 7 years. I haven’t either cut my own hair or had it cut by somebody else since my last barbershop haircut in March 2020, days before the first lockdown. I have long hippie hair now.

 

[ssj4gogita4]

366. Have you been to Yellow Stone National Park?
I have not but it's on the National Park list to visit!

 

[TheSpongyKnight]

1. Do you snore at night?
I used to snore, but not anymore.

2. Have you ever shot a noodle out of your nose?
That is disgusting, so no.

3. Have you cut your own hair?
Yes, but only a few hairs.

4. How many pimples does your big brother / sister have?
No idea! Seriously, I have NO IDEA!

5. Does their face look like the surface of the moon?
Once again, no idea at all!

6. Are you sure you're not a newb?
I'm not a newb, I'm a Playmobil fan for Neptune's sake! (Seriously, I joined last year!)

7. Do you have a doll/action figure collection?
Not anymore. Bubble Bass seized all my virtual action figures.

8. Are you aware that this is a long quiz?
Why yes. It might take me months to finish it all.

9. Have you ever fed you dog peanut butter?
No, and besides, my dog wouldn't have liked it.

10. Did you laugh so hard you cried?
Maybe, maybe not.

11. Ever burn you hair?
I haven't. EVER!

12. Have you ever spray painted graffiti?
Do I look like a criminal to you?!

13. Do you have matching socks?
Yes, I have lots of them, but don't steal them!

14. Do you dust your house?
Why should I care?

15. Have you ever been electrocuted?
No, I'm staying to stay safe when using electronics.

16. Have you ever fried a computer?
No, but one of my computer had their hard drive become corrupted once. It was devastating! But if you're talking about literally deep frying a computer, then yes. That's how I made my virtual fried chicken. Dig in, everyone!

17. Have you lost something very important to you?
My iXL.

18. Do squeaky toys annoy you?
Too bad, I've gotten used to squeaky toys. In fact, I'm planning a concert with only squeaky toys. Let the annoyance begin!

Okay, from 19 forward, I'll reduce the questions I answer drastically.

 

[MattTheSpongeFanatic]

I have returned to this thread. Questions 351-400, let's see how this goes...

As usual, I will count all the No's in my answers.

351. Do you play with marbles?
I used to have one of those marble run tracks when I was like 7 but broke everything because I was 7.
352. Do you have any Legos?
I have a LOT of Legos. I have some from like when I was like 7 but they are all broken now because I was 7.
353. How many do you have?
See above. There are probably many random pieces lying around the house from all the attacks I did on my poor Lego sets when I was 7.
354. Do you buy the sets or just the blocks?
The sets. I am lacking the imagination necessary for just the blocks. (Minecraft's better for that type of thing anyway.)
355. Have you ever seen the USS Constitution?
Yes, when I went to Boston when I was probably 7. I don't remember much though.
356. Have you ever been to the Smithsonian institute?
Yes, I have.
357. Did you have fun there?
I don't remember, 'tis been a while.
358. Are you a nerd?
Perhaps so.
359. Do you or anyone you know play dungeons and dragons?
There is a D&D club at my school and some of my friends are in it, so yes.
360. Did you know Vin Diesel plays D&D?
No, not until now. (x1)
361. Do you know who Vin Diesel is?
Vehicle Identification Number Diesel? Of course yea!
362. Have you been to the movies in the past week?
No, but I will watch THE SUPER MARIO BROS. MOVIE next week! Let's a go!
363. Do you get popcorn when you go to the movies?
I always get popcorn. And a soda. Nothing else.
364. Have you ever been to a bar?
Too young to drink, but I have been to them before.
365. Have you ever played pool?
Yes. But I am not good at it.
366. Have you been to Yellow Stone National Park?
Not yet, but I hope so in the future. (x2)
367. Ever eat a raw egg?
No, I have not. (x3)
368. Ever eaten raw beef?
No, I have not. (x4)
369. Have you ever drunk blood?
I am not a vampire, so no. (x5)
370. Do you drink soda?
Yes. But mostly only during vacations.
371. How many glasses of water do you drink in a day?
I don't really count that, but I'm probably dehydrated most of the time. Sorry.
372. Did you know my wrist hurts from typing these questions?
I can type like 10,000 words and my wrists will NEVER hurt. You've got some flabby wrists there, bud!
373. Does yours hurt from typing the answers?
Nope! See above. (x6)
374. Do you like spinach?
I like spinach.
375. Have you ever mixed all of the fountain drinks together at a fast food place?
Yes, when I was like 7. My dad and I would order drinks. I would get myself a normal drink and I would prank my dad by mixing all of the drinks together for his cup. Hahahahaha.
376. Do you have a convenience store within a block of your home?
I live in a suburban neighborhood, so no. (x7)
377. How often do you go there?
My answer to the previous question is no! (x8)
378. What do you buy the most there?
My answer to the previous question, which is also my answer to the previous question, is no! (x9)
379. What is your favorite candy bar?
KitKat. By the way, my LEAST favorite is Snickers. SNICKERS. ARE. AWFUL.
380. Have you ever eaten Vienna sausages?
I don't know, so I'll put a no for this one. (x10)
381. Do you like sardines?
Never had them before, so no opinion on this one. (x11)
382. Did you know they come in tomato sauce?
No, not until now. (x12)
383. Have you ever eaten cardboard?
Probably when I was 7, but I have not in recent years, so I'll list this as a no as well. (x13)
384. Do you like the taste of envelope glue?
It has been so long since I licked an envelope, but I like licking things (please don't take this weirdly) so probably yes.
385. Have you ever fallen off of your roof?
No, but I did fall off a stage in first grade because this doofus named Liam decided to push me off the edge while I was playing Blokus. Liam, if you see this, I want to tell you that I still don't like you.
386. Do you know how to use a barbecue?
No, I do not. (x14)
387. How many toes does a bat have?
I don't feel like cheating and looking this up on Google, so I will say 3. It's probably not 3.
388. Do you think you could answer this many questions?
I will answer all 2000 questions here, so yes. Hopefully I can become the first SBMmer to do so.
389. Can you count by threes?
I used to count by threes when I was younger but I don't really do so anymore. 3 is a nice number.
390. Do you hate being interrupted?
Yes, I hate being-
*door to my room opens and it's my little brother, Tom*
Tom: Hey, check it out! If I put my finger in my nose, this yellow stuff comes out!
*I go up to him and pull his underwear over his head*
THE END.
Now, as I was saying, yes, I hate being interrupted.
(Also, that above scene was a joke. I do not go around pulling people's underwear over their heads, so don't worry.)
391. Have you ever eaten a raw hot dog?
What is with all these raw food questions? Have you? Because I, and most other sane human beings, have not! (x15)
392. Have you ever sat on an anthill?
No, but I remember once in summer camp that I stood on one while playing baseball and ants crawled up my shirt. Not a fun time. (This one won't count as a no. Yay!)
393. Did they get in your pants?
See above.
394. Ever piss off a beehive?
No, but I once got stung by a bee a few months ago. (x16)
395. Have you ever tripped anyone?
Probably when I was 7, but I don't now.
396.Have you ever pushed your little brother / sister down?
No, but LIAM probably has. (x17)
397. Ever put tape on the feet of your cat?
I don't have a cat. (x18)
398. What was the funniest joke you ever told?
I don't remember what it was, and I don't feel like telling you about it.
399. What is the best prank you ever pulled?
Hmm, I might have to think for a while...
*2000 years later*
*still thinking*
400. Did they find out who did it?
See above.

TODAY'S TOTAL "NO" COUNT: 18/50

These questions were surprisingly fun, for the most part. I am now looking forward to questions 401-450. Some day in the future, I'll come up with an answer to Question 399, but I am just too lazy to do so right now. See ya later!

 

[SlipperytheTotodile]

I have returned to this thread. Questions 351-400, let's see how this goes...

As usual, I will count all the No's in my answers.

351. Do you play with marbles?
I used to have one of those marble run tracks when I was like 7 but broke everything because I was 7.
352. Do you have any Legos?
I have a LOT of Legos. I have some from like when I was like 7 but they are all broken now because I was 7.
353. How many do you have?
See above. There are probably many random pieces lying around the house from all the attacks I did on my poor Lego sets when I was 7.
354. Do you buy the sets or just the blocks?
The sets. I am lacking the imagination necessary for just the blocks. (Minecraft's better for that type of thing anyway.)
355. Have you ever seen the USS Constitution?
Yes, when I went to Boston when I was probably 7. I don't remember much though.
356. Have you ever been to the Smithsonian institute?
Yes, I have.
357. Did you have fun there?
I don't remember, 'tis been a while.
358. Are you a nerd?
Perhaps so.
359. Do you or anyone you know play dungeons and dragons?
There is a D&D club at my school and some of my friends are in it, so yes.
360. Did you know Vin Diesel plays D&D?
No, not until now. (x1)
361. Do you know who Vin Diesel is?
Vehicle Identification Number Diesel? Of course yea!
362. Have you been to the movies in the past week?
No, but I will watch THE SUPER MARIO BROS. MOVIE next week! Let's a go!
363. Do you get popcorn when you go to the movies?
I always get popcorn. And a soda. Nothing else.
364. Have you ever been to a bar?
Too young to drink, but I have been to them before.
365. Have you ever played pool?
Yes. But I am not good at it.
366. Have you been to Yellow Stone National Park?
Not yet, but I hope so in the future. (x2)
367. Ever eat a raw egg?
No, I have not. (x3)
368. Ever eaten raw beef?
No, I have not. (x4)
369. Have you ever drunk blood?
I am not a vampire, so no. (x5)
370. Do you drink soda?
Yes. But mostly only during vacations.
371. How many glasses of water do you drink in a day?
I don't really count that, but I'm probably dehydrated most of the time. Sorry.
372. Did you know my wrist hurts from typing these questions?
I can type like 10,000 words and my wrists will NEVER hurt. You've got some flabby wrists there, bud!
373. Does yours hurt from typing the answers?
Nope! See above. (x6)
374. Do you like spinach?
I like spinach.
375. Have you ever mixed all of the fountain drinks together at a fast food place?
Yes, when I was like 7. My dad and I would order drinks. I would get myself a normal drink and I would prank my dad by mixing all of the drinks together for his cup. Hahahahaha.
376. Do you have a convenience store within a block of your home?
I live in a suburban neighborhood, so no. (x7)
377. How often do you go there?
My answer to the previous question is no! (x8)
378. What do you buy the most there?
My answer to the previous question, which is also my answer to the previous question, is no! (x9)
379. What is your favorite candy bar?
KitKat. By the way, my LEAST favorite is Snickers. SNICKERS. ARE. AWFUL.
380. Have you ever eaten Vienna sausages?
I don't know, so I'll put a no for this one. (x10)
381. Do you like sardines?
Never had them before, so no opinion on this one. (x11)
382. Did you know they come in tomato sauce?
No, not until now. (x12)
383. Have you ever eaten cardboard?
Probably when I was 7, but I have not in recent years, so I'll list this as a no as well. (x13)
384. Do you like the taste of envelope glue?
It has been so long since I licked an envelope, but I like licking things (please don't take this weirdly) so probably yes.
385. Have you ever fallen off of your roof?
No, but I did fall off a stage in first grade because this doofus named Liam decided to push me off the edge while I was playing Blokus. Liam, if you see this, I want to tell you that I still don't like you.
386. Do you know how to use a barbecue?
No, I do not. (x14)
387. How many toes does a bat have?
I don't feel like cheating and looking this up on Google, so I will say 3. It's probably not 3.
388. Do you think you could answer this many questions?
I will answer all 2000 questions here, so yes. Hopefully I can become the first SBMmer to do so.
389. Can you count by threes?
I used to count by threes when I was younger but I don't really do so anymore. 3 is a nice number.
390. Do you hate being interrupted?
Yes, I hate being-
*door to my room opens and it's my little brother, Tom*
Tom: Hey, check it out! If I put my finger in my nose, this yellow stuff comes out!
*I go up to him and pull his underwear over his head*
THE END.
Now, as I was saying, yes, I hate being interrupted.
(Also, that above scene was a joke. I do not go around pulling people's underwear over their heads, so don't worry.)
391. Have you ever eaten a raw hot dog?
What is with all these raw food questions? Have you? Because I, and most other sane human beings, have not! (x15)
392. Have you ever sat on an anthill?
No, but I remember once in summer camp that I stood on one while playing baseball and ants crawled up my shirt. Not a fun time. (This one won't count as a no. Yay!)
393. Did they get in your pants?
See above.
394. Ever piss off a beehive?
No, but I once got stung by a bee a few months ago. (x16)
395. Have you ever tripped anyone?
Probably when I was 7, but I don't now.
396.Have you ever pushed your little brother / sister down?
No, but LIAM probably has. (x17)
397. Ever put tape on the feet of your cat?
I don't have a cat. (x18)
398. What was the funniest joke you ever told?
I don't remember what it was, and I don't feel like telling you about it.
399. What is the best prank you ever pulled?
Hmm, I might have to think for a while...
*2000 years later*
*still thinking*
400. Did they find out who did it?
See above.

TODAY'S TOTAL "NO" COUNT: 18/50

These questions were surprisingly fun, for the most part. I am now looking forward to questions 401-450. Some day in the future, I'll come up with an answer to Question 399, but I am just too lazy to do so right now. See ya later!

I WAS 7!

 

[MattTheSpongeFanatic]

I WAS 7!

there will be many more of these in 401-450, I am doing that right now...

 

[MattTheSpongeFanatic]

My return to HYITS2000Q's continues with Questions 401-450. There will be a lot of good questions, a lot of weird questions, and a lot of No's in store for me today. Let's see what I will discover.

As usual, I will count all the No's in my answers.

401. Ever pull the wings off of a fly?
I am not Sid from Toy Story so I will not harm creatures like flies. (x1)
402. Have you ever used a magnifying glass to burn ants?
I won't and I never will. What have insects done to you, dude? (x2)
403. Ever made fun of a clown?
I am afraid of clowns. If anything, a clown will make fun of me. (x3)
404. Have you ever had a pie in the face?
No, and I probably won't. Unless I pursue clownery as my job, which I probably won't. (x4)
405. Ever freak out your baby sitter?
No. I don't remember having any regular babysitters either. Not even when I was 7. (x5)
406. Have you ever fallen out of a tree?
No, I have not. I do not climb trees. Also, we're starting off with 6 No's? OH NO! (x6)
407. How many arms do you have?
Actually, I am a shapeshifting monster able to grow or lose any arms at my will. So I have 0 to infinity arms.

(Just kidding, I have two.)
408. Do you have any really cool scars?
I have one on my left hand from running and falling on the sidewalk in elementary school. I ran on the sidewalk even though teachers told me not to. I won a stupid prize that day...
409. How did you get them?
See above.
410. Ever stuck a bucket on your head?
No. Unless Plankton does Plan Z again, this time with Surface Land creatures, that answer will remain a no. (x7)
411. Did it get stuck?
See above. No. (x8)
412. Ever yelled at your parents?
Perhaps so.
413. Have you ever slipped on ice and recreated a scene from a cartoon?
I don't recall slipping on ice in recent years but maybe I have. This is still going to be a No though. (x9)
414. How much change do you have in your pocket?
I am currently wearing a shirt and pants with no pockets, so I have 0 cents.
415. How much lint do you have in your pocket?
See above. I have no lint.
416. Do you own a stained t-shirt?
I probably have at least one somewhere in my drawers.
417. Ever rip your pants out?
No, I have not. Also, this question seems to be a reference to the character SpongeBob (in his eponymous hit TV series, SpongeBob SquarePants) in the critically acclaimed Season 1 episode "Ripped Pants" that premiered on July 17, 1999. (x10)
418. Have you ever lost your pants in public?
No, I have not. (x11)
419. Have you ever been bitten by a dog?
No, I have not. (x12)
420. Ever hit your thumb with a hammer?
No, I have not. (x13)
421. Have you ever sewn your homework to the teacher's finger to your project?
No, I have not. (x14)
422. When was the last time you got a paper cut?
Probably a few months ago. Just thinking about paper cuts makes me feel a little nauseous... and now, YOU'RE thinking about it too! Think about it- the paper slicing your hand, the horrible feeling that you get... DEAAAUUUGGGHHH! Hahahaha!
423. Have you ever sliced your finger while cutting veggies?
No, I have not. (x15)
424. Have you ever egged some ones house before?
No, and I have not seen or heard anyone do that outside of cartoons. (x16)
425. Did you ever play with matches as a kid?
No, I have not. (x17)
426. Are you crazy for playing with matches?
See above- I did not play with matches. (x18)
427. Ever light off fireworks?
No, I have *yawn* not. (x19)
428. Have you ever been hit by a firework?
No, I *yawn* have not. (x20)
429. Are you scared of fireworks?
No, I *yaaaaawn* am not. (x21)
430. Have you ever blown up a model with firecrackers?
No, I have *slowly falling asleep typing this* not. (x22)
431. How far is your computer from your room?
I am typing this on my computer right now in my room. Actually, it's a laptop. Does it count?
432. Does your family own more than one computer?
Yes, we own 6, I think. Half of them do not work. One of them still runs Windows 7 and is slower than a snail.
433. Do you mess with telemarketers?
I pretend to order a cheeseburger, a large fries, and a medium drink from them before I hang up. I'm also thinking of better ideas to mess with them.
434. What was the worst thing you did to a telemarketer?
Order ten cheeseburgers from them. That's a huge order!
435. Have you ever made a prank phone call?
No, I have not. Back to this again? (x23)
436. Have you ever fallen off the top bunk?
No, I have not. I guess we're back to this again. (x24)
437. Have you ever taken all of the batteries out of the remote controls in the house?
No, I have not. That would make a good April Fool's Day prank though, but April Fool's Day was just yesterday. Darn it. (x25)
438. Do you like your neighbors?
I don't know my neighbors, so no opinion on that one?
439. Have you ever seen an episode of South Park?
Yes, I have. I'm not really into the show, though.
440. Ever gotten angry at a video game?
Ahh, it's time for me to share a story. THIS is what I came to do this thread for! I remember once, when I was like 7, I played a game called Hay Day. (At least I'm pretty sure it's Hay Day.) Anyway, back then (I'm not sure if this is still there), there was this newspaper feature where you would have a sort of auction-like thing with other players, where you could buy in-game items that others sell. However, most of the good items were snatched away quickly by others, and I waited for it to refresh every few minutes and try to snag what I could find. I remember once there was a really good item that I wanted to buy, but some guy got to it before I did. And I said the F word for the first time in my life in anger. At the dinner table. In front of my parents. I never played Hay Day again. The end.
441. What is your girl / boy friend's birthday?
I used to have a girl friend, but she dumped me. I don't remember her birthday.
442. Do you know when your parents birthday?
Yes, I do, but I'm not going to share them here.
443. Do you know how old they are?
Yes, I do. Probably. Maybe. Now that I think about it, maybe not? (This won't count as a No, though.)
444. Do you have a cell phone?
Yes, I have an Iphone 12. I got it in August 2021, and I'm happy with it right now.
445. Have you ever lost your cell phone?
I am very protective of my cell phone, so no. At least, not yet. (x26)
446. What was the longest time you were grounded for?
I don't recall. But it was probably for a few days.
447. Do you own any hole-y socks?
I throw out socks as soon as they have holes in them, so no. (x27)
448. What color are your eyes?
Brown. Just brown.
449. What color are your Girl / Boy Friend's eyes?
Transparent. Like the air. Because she doesn't exist. (Okay, I'm actually kind of proud of what I did there.)
450. What is the worst tasting thing you ever drank?
I can't think of that at the moment, but I probably do have an answer somewhere in my mind. Maybe I'll update this answer if I can come up with one in the future.

TODAY'S TOTAL "NO" COUNT: 27/50

Well, this set of questions is like Season 9 of SpongeBob, pretty bad in the first half but pretty good in the second half. Moving on to Questions 451-500! I hope Question 500 will not come down to a "Yes" or a "No" answer. See ya later!

 

[SlipperytheTotodile]

Since I haven't done this in a while I am going to restart the whole entire survey

1. Do you snore at night?
No. But I had a history of talking in my sleep
2. Have you ever shot a noodle out of your nose?
No! Yet again who wrote that question?
3. Have you ever cut your own hair?
Sometimes I cut tiny bits of it off
4. How many pimples does your big brother/ sister have?
A G A I N Z E R O !
5. Does your face look like the surface of the moon?
Nope!
6. Are you sure you're not a newb?
Contemplating that I made my last one in 2021 it is now 2023 and I joined 1 year ago therefore I am no longer a newb