Pinned thread Hey yo! It's survey time! **2000 QUESTIONS**

[Roland D. Plankton]

I love how everyone ignores that there should be one answer per post

1. Do you snore at night?

No, or at least I'm not aware of it.

 

[MattTheSpongeFanatic]

I love how everyone ignores that there should be one answer per post

1. Do you snore at night?

No, or at least I'm not aware of it.

For me, it's better to have a few posts with 50 questions each than 450 individual posts. I like answering questions...

 

[ssj4gogita4]

377. How often do you go there?
Nope. Do not have one since moving and it's not close.

 

[Yummylesecond]

1. Do you snore at night?
No or at least I don't think so

 

[KansasChaser12]

1. Do you snore at night? Once in like, I'm not sure... 5 years or 3 years?

 

[Yummylesecond]

2. Have you ever shot a noodle out of your nose?
No? How does one do this anyways

 

[MattTheSpongeFanatic]

Back to doing this thread since I have nothing better to do. Questions 451 to 500 are up next. As usual, I'll count how many "No" answers I have, but I'll try my best to at least be creative with them.

451. What is the worst tasting thing you ate?
Easily my old school's breakfast sausage patties. I still have nightmares about how bad they taste. (just kidding, but seriously, they were BAD!)
452. Have you ever eaten a bug?
Not intentionally, but I have had bugs fly into my mouth before when I was at summer camp.
453. Have you ever been sprayed by a skunk?
No. Ew. (x1)
454. What is the closest you have been to a wild animal?
If an ant counts as an wild animal, then I have had a wild animal crawling up my pants before. Not fun.
455. Have you ever been spanked?
Probably? I don't know.
456. Have you ever talked back to your parents?
Young me did that all the time. Current me knows better.
457.What did they do when you talked back?
They forced me to go to "time out" for 15 minutes. I would stand facing a corner until my time out was over. I hope you had funner time outs than I had when I was a kid.
458. What is the weirdest food combination you ever created?
I am not that adventurous when it comes to food so I don't know.
459. Do you like beef jerky?
I haven't eaten beef jerky in a long, long time but I remember liking it.
460. Have you ever shot a deer?
No. I don't own a gun. (x2)
461. Have you ever tortured a stuffed toy?
No. But if I had a plush of Lotso from Toy Story 3 then I would probably torture it because I hate that character and I hate that movie. (I don't feel like doing a rant about it now though.) (x3)
462. Have you ever thrown up on someone?
No. Ew again. (x4)
463. What is the worst smell in the world?
As someone from New Jersey, I would say the Linden Cogeneration Plant. If you know, you know.
464. Have you ever changed a poopy diaper?
I have not yet but when I (hopefully) have children, I will. (x5)
465. Can you draw a straight line?
No I can't. Also I want to make a harmless joke relating to the word "straight" here, but I do not have the courage to do so since I am on the Internet in the year 2023.
466. Stuffed animals or squirt guns?
As someone who never grew up with a stuffed animal or played with squirt guns, I don't know. Squirt guns are more fun though.
467. Paper or plastic?
Both have their own uses and advantages. But since there aren't thousands of tons of paper floating in the ocean, I would say Paper wins.
468. Do you have a rubber ducky (grins)?
No. (x6)
469. What is the oldest coin you ever got back in change?
I remember I got one from the 1960s when I was a kid. I don't know where it is now.
470. Do you use hair conditioner?
Sometimes, but not all the time. I do use a lot of shampoo though.
471. T-shirt or sweatshirt?
Easily a T-shirt. I am not a sweatshirt person.
472. Do you pick on you little brother / sister?
I don't have a little brother or sister, so no. (x7)
473. If you could choose an instrument to be what would you be?
If I would be an instrument? I would probably want to be a clarinet. Unless Squidward is playing it (then I will be miserable), then I will enjoy the feeling of being sucked on, touched by many fingers, and feeling the air resonate through my body. Okay, that sounded really weird. I'm sorry.
474. Why would you choose to be that instrument?
See above. I promise I will never say something like that again.
475. If you could change something about you what would it be?
Now is not the time for such a deep and introspective question.
476. What color id your hair?
Color "id" my hair? Sure, my hair color is probably hex #110f0f.
477. Do you use any hair color?
I tried dyeing my hair brown once about a year ago, but because my hair is so black, the brown dye did nothing.
478. What is your favorite shampoo?
This one: https://www.costco.com/kirkland-sig...o,-33.8-fl-oz,-1-count.product.100745514.html

(No, I was not sponsored by Costco to say this. But it's some good shampoo.)
479. What is the longest time you went without bathing and why?
I once went a week without bathing as a kid. But that was before puberty, so it wasn't that bad.
470. Would you ever date a Nerd?
Honestly, I would prefer dating a nerd over an athletic jock. Either way, I like people who are quiet, kind, and have a nice personality.
481. Do you prefer shopping on line or at the store?
I like shopping in the store since I can actually feel the products I am buying, and they are not just pixels on a screen.
482. Ever play store tag?
No. (x8)
483. Have you ever rearranged a store display?
No, but when I was like 7 or so, I have hidden in clothes racks at the store before and scared people that were trying to shop. I feel sorry for the people that had to deal with that. (x9)
484. Trapper keeper or clipboard?
As someone who doesn't really use any of those, I have no preference.
485. Do you like shopping for school supplies?
I don't know. I actually don't know.
486. Ever been excited to go back to school?
No. (x10)
487. Do you look forward to summer break?
YES. I am craving summer right now.
488. Would you get mad if they made school all year long?
If it's all year long with no breaks, then I would be kind of mad.
489. Would you still be mad if school only lasted till noon?
I don't know, since I would enjoy the extra time, but that also means that I learn less. (I guess that's a very nerdy thing to say.)
490. Are your parents / kids weird?
My parents are not weird, but I wouldn't take them with me to meet my friends either. (I'm sorry Mom. I'm sorry Dad.)
491. What is your favorite wild animal?
The bony-eared assfish. Yes, that's a real creature and I am not making it up. I hope one of these creatures shows up in SpongeBob one day.
492. Do you think bugs are creepy?
No, but if they crawl on me, then yes.
493. Ever rub two pennies together?
No. I don't see what the purpose is in doing that. (x11)
494. Do you have a night-light?
Yes, I have one in my bathroom so if I have to pee at night, I know where to aim.
495. Ever sleep on a waterbed?
No. (x12)
496. If you could pick a time in the past to live in and when would it be?
Probably the 1990s to early 2000s.
497. Cake or Pie?
I guess Cake, but I don't really eat cake or pie very often.
498. Ice cream or cookies?
Ice cream but cookies are good too.
499. Would you ever ride on a motorcycle?
It seems kind of dangerous and not really something that I would want to do, so no. (x13)
500. What is your favorite past time?
Going on SBMania. (Along with other things too, of course.)

NO COUNTER: x13

This was actually a really fun set of questions! Anyway, I'll see y'all the next time I feel like doing these. Questions 501-550 are coming up, which means that I'm already 1/4 of the way there.

 

[Yummylesecond]

3. Have you cut your own hair?
Yes but it was only some tips

 

[MattTheSpongeFanatic]

Questions 501-500. I have a good feeling about these.

501. Have you ever made a petition before?
No, but I remember in 6th grade a friend of mine made a petition against our school teachers because they were taking away the students' phones. It somehow got up to like 50 signatures, and apparently that kid got a detention for doing that. Talk about an authoritarian regime.
502. What color shoes do you have?
I have a pair of black shoes and a pair of white shoes. I'm not into collecting shoes, I just don't see the appeal.
503. What's the brand name of your shoes?
The black shoes are Nike shoes and the white shoes are J. Crew shoes.
504. What career do you want to take on as an adult?
Since I'm in high school right now, I have thought about this A LOT. I probably want a creative job of some sort, probably like an architect, urban planner, or TV show writer or something. I also want to learn programming and app development as well.
505. Have you had any dreams recently?
Yes. I have too many dreams. So many that if I want to talk about all the strange places I repeatedly see in my dreams, I would write like ten paragraphs here. But since I'm typing this at night and I'm tired, I'll just tell you that my dreams are WACK.
506. Do you eat a lot of fast food?
Being an American, yes.
507. Do you like fast food?
Yes. Even if it's not healthy.
508. What's your favorite candy?
KitKats. Easily the #1 candy.
509. What's your favorite number?
13. Yes, that is my favorite.
510. What's your favorite season?
I think all the seasons are nice, but my favorite is probably summer since I like the weather and the warmth.
511. What's your favorite holiday?
Christmas! It's the best part of winter.
512. Offline or Online?
I'm online most of the time, not to the point where I'm screen addicted 24/7 but I do feel like I do more stuff online.
513. How or Where?
I… I don't know how to answer this?
514. Why or What?
See above. (Also it's surprising that I haven't said "no" to any question yet. Yay!)
515. Are you earning a lot of gold?
I'm not a gold miner in 1849, so no. (x1, darn it!)
516. Do you like chain letters?
I don't really know what that is, so I have no opinion.
517. Do you do chain letters?
Probably not, since I don't really know what they are. (x2)
518. Do you make chain letters?
Hey, why are you repeating the same question over and over again? No! >:( (x3)
519. Have you ever owned a pet?
No. I don't want any pets. Yes, you read that right. I'm not a dog person or a cat person or any kind of pet person. Maybe having a pet fish would be nice. I just watch it swimming around in its glass prison all day and give it fish food every once in a while. That seems like fun. Yippee. (x4)
520. Are you allergic to anything?
I am allergic to pollen.
521. What's the craziest question anyone's ever asked you?
I don't remember.
522. Do you like reading?
Yes, but I only like to read when I'm completely focused. I can't enjoy reading if it's loud or I have thoughts on my mind.
523. What's your favorite subject?
As a high school student, it's probably programming / AP computer science. How nerdy!
524. Day or Night?
Both are great in their own way.
525. Twilight or Dawn?
I like to stay up late, so I'll go with twilight.
526. Starlight or Daylight?
Coincidentally, both of these are the names of Taylor Swift songs. Daylight is the better one though in my opinion, you should give it a listen.
527. Can you play an instrument?
I can play the piano and the clarinet. I want to be a great pianist someday. I like playing jazz and I also hope to compose some jazz myself.
528. What's your favorite day of the week?
Friday night. Not Friday, but specifically Friday night. There's just such a great feeling about knowing that the weekend's ahead of you.
529. Inside or Outside?
Wow, this is a tough question. I like both.
530. What's your favorite fruit?
Strawberries or bananas. I don't eat actual strawberries often, but I like strawberry smoothies and ice cream and stuff like that. I like eating actual bananas, but I also like banana bread and any other banana stuff.
531. What's your favorite cereal?
Cap'n Crunch all the way!
532. What's your favorite veggie?
Carrots or potatoes. Carrots because they taste nice, potatoes because of French fries.
533. Light or Dark?
I used to be afraid of the dark, but now I like both light and dark.
534. Do you like bowling?
I haven't gone bowling in a LONG TIME, mostly because of the pandemic and me not having any friends to bowl with in recent years. Sometimes I feel very lonely.
535. What's your favorite flavor?
What flavor? Be more specific next time. >:(
536. Possible or Impossible?
What type of question is this? Since I had a slight crush on Kim Possible growing up, I'll go with that.
537. Plaid or Stripe?
I don't wear plaid or stripe stuff. I know that Mr. Krabs likes plaid. bOk bOk bOk bOk.
538. Marker or Crayon?
I hate crayons. They are messy and just don't look good.
539. Pen or Pencil?
I'll go with pencil since you can actually erase if you mess up.
540. Friend or Foe?
Released on April 13, 2007, "Friend or Foe" is the first episode of Season 5 of the popular television series SpongeBob SquarePants, and the 81st episode of the show. The plot follows Mr. Krabs telling the story of how his rivalry with Plankton began.
541. Colored Pencil or Sharpie?
I like Sharpies. Not because I like to sniff them, but because I like how they are visible on paper.
542. What's your favorite thing to do on the computer?
I love to write stuff. Including the answers to these questions.
543. Are you a republican or democrat or independent?
I know what I am, but I won't say it on here since I don't want to get political.
544. Are you able to vote yet?
Not yet, but soon!
545. What's your favorite website?
SBMania.net.
546. What's the weather like where you live?
I live in New Jersey, and it's been raining a lot recently. They even cancelled school one day because a fallen tree cut a power line which shut off power to my school.
547. What's the first thing you do in the morning?
I look at my phone. I'm pretty sure 99% of people will say the same thing.
548. Are you wearing pajamas?
I don't wear pajamas. I just go to sleep in a t-shirt and pants.
549. Do you do pranks much?
I don't prank people. I'm not boring, I make up for my lack of pranking with silly jokes.
550. Ever made your own thread on the forums?
I have made a LOT of threads on SBM since coming here, so yes.

NO COUNT: x4

This set of questions was REALLY FUN! Mostly because I only had to say no 4 times, and none of the questions were really stupid. Anyway, questions 551-600 are up next… let's see if they can continue being this fun.

 

[Yummylesecond]

How many pimples does your big brother / sister have?

Im the oldest sibling but I wash my face so I dont have many pimples

 

[Hugs4Softie]

1. Do you snore at night?

I do not. I just wake up a lot, but then fall back asleep maybe 10 seconds later.

 

[MattTheSpongeFanatic]

And now, time for Questions 551-600. I did these a while ago, I just never got around to posting them.

551. Ever tried to belly dance?
No. I am not a dancer. (x1)
552. What's your favorite day you like?
I've already answered this before. >:(
553. What's your favorite tv station?
I haven't watched TV in a while, but I loved the old Disney Channel and Nick back in the day (and by that, I'm referring to 2000s to the late 2010s).
554. Do you think the name 'fanny' is funny?
Yes, but I won't insult a Fanny if I ever met one.
555. Ever write a novel?
I want to write a novel, but I don't have the determination, inspiration, motivation, and time to do so.
556. Are you scared of clowns?
No. Also why do I have the strange sense that I answered this question before? (Maybe? Maybe not? I don't know.) (x2)
557. Have you ever fainted?
Probably, I don't really remember.
558. Smart or Popular?
I would rather have a smart person as a friend instead of a popular person. Also I like how this question implies that popular people are dumb, and that's true sometimes, but there can be smart and popular people too.
559. What question have you enjoyed the most on this quiz so far?
I enjoy every question on this quiz, even the stupid ones that I say "no" to.
560. Do you own a house?
I'm not old enough and I don't have enough money, so no. (x3)
561. Squares or circles?
Circles are much better aesthetically and mathematically than squares. Squares don't have 3.1415926.
562. Finish this sentence 'Spiders are crawling up...'
My butt. (I'm sorry. I couldn't think of anything better.)
563. Who's the oldest person you know?
Probably my grandparents, but it's been a while since I've seen them (since they're not in the US).
564. Do you like needles?
No. Ouch. (x4)
565. Ever ate dog food?
No. I am not a dog. (x5)
566. What about cat food?
No. I am not a cat either. (x6)
567. Ever gotten hacked?
Because I am a good digital citizen and keep my passwords to myself, no. (x7)
568. Do you like the hospital?
The hospital's job is to take care of you, so yes?
569. Are you scared of monkeys?
No. Unless one comes by and rips my face off. (x8)
570. Ever create a successful thread?
Yes, the second thread I posted on SBM (Same Plot, Different Title) has over a thousand replies and a few thousand views. I'm actually kind of proud of it.
571. Do you like rpg?
I don't play games often, so I don't really know what that is. Now that I think about it, I'm kind of a boring person. Hmm.
572. Does the word 'old' mean anything to you?
I have no opinion.
573. Do you smoke?
First, I am underage, so no. I probably will never smoke in my life, I think it's disgusting and smoking will literally destroy your lungs and you'll be coughing and have yellow teeth for the rest of your life. (x9)
574. Do you drink?
I am also not old enough to do that. I think beer also is kind of disgusting (not that I've tasted it before) but when I go to beach resorts in the Caribbean all the cocktails that my parents have do look kind of cool. (x10)
575. Are you a vegetarian?
No, but I support people that are vegetarians. (x11)
576. Are you a total carnivore?
No, I make sure to eat my veggies like a good responsible human should. (x12)
577. Are you on a laptop or computer?
I'm on a laptop right now. I honestly don't care about high-power computers and building PCs and stuff like that. As long as my laptop can run games, that's fine with me.
578. What's the most expensive possession you have?
The most expensive possession that I have? Probably my iPad that I use for school. It cost like a thousand dollars.
579. Do you have any pets?
See Question 519. NO. I DO NOT. (x13)
580. What's the last book you read?
Probably the instruction manual for the kitchen air fryer. Yes, it was a good read.
581. Do you like cheese?
Yes. Cheese is cool.
582. Do you like ramen?
YES. There's this really cool ramen place nearby that I like to go to.
583. What do you like to put on your favorite food?
I'll go with ice cream since I don't really have a favorite food. My favorite ice cream flavors are strawberry and mint chocolate chip. I like to put chocolate pieces, little M&Ms, and sprinkles on my ice cream.
584. How much money do you have in your wallet right now?
I don't really carry a wallet around with me, but I do have a credit card.
585. Are you at home doing this quiz?
Yes. It's very comfortable in here.
586. What's your idea of the best day ever?
It's probably a day where I eat a lot of good food, play a lot of fun games, and stuff like that.
587. Do you go to YouTube?
I use YouTube a fair amount, I don't have a channel but I do like watching channels about Minecraft, abandoned places, and stuff like that.
588. Have you PM'd me before?
Who are you?
589. What's the movie you are most embarrassed to admit you saw?
The Emoji Movie back when it released in 2017. And I can't believe that my stupid 11 year old brain actually thought it was funny. I feel ashamed.
590. Sky or Land or Water?
There's one option that's missing here… FIRE. But I'll go with sky since it's the most beautiful.
591. Dogs or Cats?
I am a cat person but to be honest I don't really care too much about either.
592. Have you ever broken a bone?
Yes, when I was in 5th grade. I think I told you this before in one of the earlier questions? I don't know?
593. Have you ever been to a concert?
Yes, I went to the Taylor Swift Eras Tour back in May this year.
594. Have you ever gone skinny dipping?
No. (x14)
595. Can you feel it now?
ARE YA FEELIN' IT NOW MR. KRABS??
596. Are you emo, punk, or goth?
I'm none of those. But I am probably the closest to emo.
597. Ever break a promise?
I try not to, but I do.
598. Summer or Winter?
Summer. Winter's also cool though.
599. Spring or Fall?
Fall, since I get allergies in the spring. Both are cool though.
600. Shorts or Jeans?
I don't wear jeans often, so shorts.

NO COUNT: x14

This was a pretty nice set of questions, it's a shame I did these a few months ago and don't really remember how I answered them. Oh well, let's keep on going... questions 601 to 650 are up next.

 

[SpongebobMaster]

1. Do you snore at night?
No I'm pretty sure I never snored in my life

 

[Yummylesecond]

Does their face look like the surface of the moon?
Nope? Maybe? I don't know

 

[SpongebobMaster]

2. Have you ever shot a noodle out of your nose?

Ew No

 

[Yummylesecond]

Are you sure you're not a newb?
Yep because im a dweb