Grubby Grouper's Chat Party

The Real Nostalgia Critic

The Real Nostalgia Critic

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In celebration of Grubby Grouper's recent promotion, I decided to make another SBM parody based off of SpongeBob's House Party.

Narrator: Ah, the Doubloon shop. A consumer's paradise of brand-like items, stocked as far as the eye can see.

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(Grubby Grouper is rushing to the checkout area)

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Grubby Grouper: Boom! 19 seconds! That's a new record, abney!

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abney317: Uhh, that's great, Grubby. $1.42.

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GG: But it's not an official record until we record it in the Book of Records. (writes the record down in a book) 19 seconds.
abney: Ok, it's $1.42.

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GG: Sign here please. (abney signs) Initial here, here, and here. Oh look, it's a picture I took of you the first time I ever came here!

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GG: Look at you, so young and happy!

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GG: Where do the years go? Hey, what's that? 'Plan Your Own Chat Party Kit'? Hey abney, how much?
abney: For the Plan Your Own Chat Party kit? Oh, we're having a special on those. Uhh, they're free, but you have to leave, right now.

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GG: Let's see OMLJ, according to the 'Plan Your Own Chat Party Kit', invitations are the first order of business. A guest list consisting only your closest acquaintances will set an intimate tone for the evening and provide soiree success. Well, you heard the man, OMLJ, only our closest friends.

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President Squidward: Who the barnacle is Grubby Grouper?
SpongeWott: I believe you went to kindergarten with him, dear.

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Prez: Kindergarten, huh? Oh yeah, Grouper. Well, it's time to move again.

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GG: Boy, OMLJ, this 'Plan Your Own Chat Party Kit' is a real life-saver. How else would I have known to make freshly-whipped clotted cream? (takes a little taste) OMLJ, you better call an astronomer, because this clotted cream is outta this world! (timer goes off) My pinata! (takes out the pinata from the oven and tosses it around because it's hot then puts it on the table) The 'Plan Your Own Chat Party Kit' suggests creativity when stuffing your pinata, so I'm using doubloons. (puts doubloons in the pinata)

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OMLJ: Meow.
GG: Good question Gary, but not to worry. The 'Plan Your Own Chat Party Kit' warns that unsupervised chat parties can lead to disaster. That's why I've taken the liberty of devising a schedule! (takes out list) 8:00-8:05: Guests arrive. 8:05-8:15: Opening remarks and general discussion. 8:15-8:27: Craft corner, followed by name tag distribution. At 8:27, we begin the qualifying rounds for our cracker-eating slash tongue-twister contest. 9:07: Pictionary. 9:38: Cards Against Humanity. 9:57: Electric jitterbug dance marathon, ladies' choice.

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GG: At 10:09, things start cooking as I dig into my world-famous knock-knock joke vault!
OMLJ: Meow.
GG: And as long as we stick to this schedule, our chat party is a guaranteed success! This is gonna be the coolest chat party eva!
(puts a party hat on OMLJ's shell)

More coming soon...
 
Old Man Leeroy Jenkins said:
Fixed. :)

Also, the B in SpongeBob in the transcript wasn't capitalized.

:dinkleburg: SSJ
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Yeah it's kinda awkward finding the right picture when you copy paste the transcript sometimes so you could overlook things like that. :p
Also why is the B and the P in pants capitalized?
 
Thanks for the compliments, guys. Support with your likes and reviews. :)

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GG: Ok, OMLJ, get ready. It's almost 8:00! And here they come! (looks at his watch) Don't worry too much OMLJ, it's only ten seconds past 8:00. (gasps) Now it's twenty seconds past 8:00! Maybe no one got their invitations! 30 seconds past 8:00! Oh, I'm doomed! (cries) No one's coming! I'm the worst host ever! (doorbell rings) Oh, the first guest! And only 40 seconds late.

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Cha: Hi, Grubby.
GG: Welcome Cha! May I compliment you on being fashionably late? Can I get you a glass of punch?
Cha: Sure? (Grubby runs over and pours a glass)
GG: So did you have any trouble finding the place? (gives Cha the glass) Here you are!
Cha: Thanks. (drinks some punch)
GG: So, the punch okay?
Cha: Not bad, not bad.
GG: Hmmm, nice weather we're having.
Cha: It's been very mild, yes.
GG: Yep, it's mild season. (nervously laughs) Ahem. So, you read any... (doorbell rings) Oh, more party guests!

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GG: Welcome Aya!
Aya: Ahoy, Grubby!
Spongebob: Please let OMLJ take your coat, then allow me to offer you some hors d'oeuvres and a glass of punch.
Aya: Don't mind if I do! (drops his coat on OMLJ)

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OMLJ: Meow.


Spongebob: (looks over his party list) Two down, one hundred and seventy-five to go. Oh, I almost forgot... (hands Cha and Aya nametags) These nametags eliminate the need for awkward introductions. (doorbell rings) Oh, more guests! (Cha tries to read his nametag upside down)

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Cha: Ahc si eman ym o77eh. I don't get it.
Aya: No, you dumb bunny, it says, 'Hello, my name is Cha'!
Cha: (shakes Aya's hand) Nice to meet you Cha.
Aya: (laughs) Good one, Cha! (both laugh)
Cha: Yeah.
GG: What's going on here? The laughter isn't scheduled until 9:03! You want to throw a party, do it at your house, Cha. (doorbell rings)
Cha: Was he talking to me or you?

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GG: Nards, you made it!

TropicalNards: My cable's out.

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GG: Oh, uhh, sorry to hear about that.

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Aya: So, uhh, how's it going Nards?
Nards: Not bad.
GG: I have you making mild conversation with Aya from 10:41 to 10:47. But if you've got a case of the jabberjaws, I can hook you up with Patty Sponge. Here are some topic cards to break the ice. (hands them some cards. The doorbell rings) Oh, someone's at the door!
Patty: Mine says, 'What came first?: the oyster or the pearl?' You take the side of the pearl! (Nards throws away his card and walks away)
Nards: This is lame.

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Oofy: My card says, 'Discuss the philosophical nature of irony.' What does yours say?
Cha: 'Nod politely'.

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Aya: What does yours say, Storm?
Storm: Oh, uhh, it says,

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'Discuss the password to the VIP area.' (clears throat) How interesting.
Aya: Nice try, Storm. (everyone is chattering amongst themselves. The doorbell rings)

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GG: Well, it's about time. Ok, everyone, the last guest is about to arrive...22 minutes late! (opens up the door to SpongeOddFan)
SpongeOddFan: Hey, hey!

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GG: Attention everyone. Attention please! Now that we're all here, I officially declare the party switch to be in the 'on' position! (everyone claps silently) As soon as I get back from the staff room, we'll have a rundown of tonight's schedule. Try not to have too much fun without me! (laughs as he walks into the staff room.) Seriously. (closes door)

:moar: coming soon...
 
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GG: Hey Old Man, got another coat for you. (throws the coat on OMLJ) The chat party's going great, by the way. They're gonna be talking about this one for a long, long time. Well, back to work. (laughs and walks back out with his clipboard) Ok, everyone. Let's...huh? What's going on here?

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GG: This is all wrong! What's happening to my party?

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GG: No, no, no, no, no! Didn't you read the schedule? 10:00pm: Dance your pants off! 10:00pm!

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GG: Let's try to stick to the schedule, shall we? Cake will be eaten at 8:52, everyone! 8:52!

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GG: Hey, what's this?
BagelsInEurope: That's my breakfast.

GG: Could I have everyone's attention please?

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GG: Cha! If everyone could take a seat on the couch please, while I sort this out. Thank you, thanks.

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GG: Hey everybody, thanks for your patience. I know we've gotten off to a rocky start here, so I'm going to get us back on track. It is now 8:37, and we all know what that means! Time to read aloud from the SpongeBob comics! Ok, I think I'll start out with Issue #41. Ok, SpongeBob and Squidward go a performance tour. Wait, I can't read from this! (guests cheer) This is last month's issue. (they stop cheering)

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GG: I'll just go grab this month's issue.

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GG: (talking to himself) Grubby Grouper, you sure know how to throw a party. What would they do without you? (tries to open the door) Locked out? (knocks on the door)

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Dr. Peter Lankton: This song's got a great beat.
Cha: Yeah. Ding dong.

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GG: Gee, I wonder why they don't hear me?

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GG: Oh no! (cut to the topic cards on the floor and two members just talking) They're not using the topic cards! They're ad-libbing!

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GG: Now they're mad at Cha! She's hogging the doubloons!

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GG: Look at those poor souls, they're so bored, they've gone mad! Oh, no. The party's falling into chaos without my hosting talents to guide it!

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Cha: So, do you come here often?
DadMom AngryPants: No. (phone rings)

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Cha: Hello, Grouper residence. What? I'm sorry, what?
GG: Cha, it's me, Grubby Grouper!
Cha: You wanna talk to Grubby Grouper?
GG: Yes...no, Cha! I'm Grubby Grouper! I'm outside!
Cha: Ok, hold on.

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Cha: Grubby, you out here? Phone's for you!

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Cha: Sorry, he's not here.
Patty: Hey, Cha, if you're looking for Grubby, he's over by the punch bowl.
Cha: Thanks.

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Cha: Here you go, Grubby.

GG: Phone in punch bowl? That's not even on the schedule!

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Big Meaty Leedles: Leedles, my man, you are looking good enough to eat!

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Leedles: Could use a little teeth whitener, though. I'm sure Grubby won't mind. (looks through the medicine cabinet. He finds a comb with three angles and teeth coming out from them) Hey, check out his crazy comb!
GG: Oh no, sounds like someone's rummaging through my medicine cabinet! I hope they don't touch my special comb.

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Leedles: Well, I think I've aired it up enough. (Leedles closes the window on Grubby's fingers. Grubby falls down screaming. Leedles hears the screams) Hey, this party's finally starting to pick up.

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GG: I hope this doesn't interfere with finger puppet theater at 9:20! If I don't get back inside soon and restore order, there might not be enough time for the scheduled events!



mandythepharmacist: Gee, Grubby really knows how to throw a great chat party!
DMAP: Oh yes, everything is quite lovely.

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DMAP: Eww, although I don't care for his taste of paintings. (turns the window around)

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GG: I don't even know how that happened. Well, I have no choice. I'm gonna have to tunnel back in!

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GG: Ok, everybody, don't panic, the host has returned.

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Mandy, DPL, Cha, and Omair: Hop, hop, hop!

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GG: I can take losing the topic cards and the phone in the punch bowl, but I was supposed to lead the bunny hop! This is a bunch of barnacles! I'm breaking in!

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ssj4gogita4: Well, well, well. What do we have here? A burglar bunny. Why do they do it, Spongey?
Spongey34: I don't know. It's probably how he gets his kicks.
ssj: You criminals make me sick.
GG: I'm no criminal! I live here! I'm...I'm throwing a chat party. I got locked out, I swear!
ssj: (smiles) Well why didn't you say so? What a terrible misunderstanding!
Spongey: You have a nice party now, sir. (both walk off)

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GG: Boy, for a second there, I thought I was going to be arrested for breaking into my own house. What an ironic twist that would have been.

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ssj: Hey, wait a second, if you're throwing a party. Why weren't we invited?
GG: But, I didn't know. Plan Your Own Party Kit didn't mention the admins.
Spongey34: Whoa, whoa, ok, motor-mouth, tell it to the judge. (handcuffs Grubby Grouper but the handcuffs are not working) Oh no, these cuffs are broken.
ssj: Huh, can't bring him in in broken cuffs. I got an old pair in the car we can use.

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GG: Is it too late to offer you some doubloons?
Spongey34: Sir, you have the right to remain silent.

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GG: All night in the stony lonesome in a bunny outfit! Oh, yeah, the chat's locked. (lifts up the welcome mat) Good thing I keep a spare key under the mat.

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GG: Oh, look at this place! This chat party was a complete disaster.
Cha: That was the greatest chat party any of us have ever been to!
GG: It was?
Cha: Oh, without a doubt, you are the best party-thrower ever!
GG: I am?
Cha: Yeah! Whatever you did, you should write it down and do it again next weekend. Thanks again, Grubby. See ya!

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GG: Grouper, you've done it again. I guess I know how to throw a chat party after all. OMLJ! Well, it looks like you had a good time.
OMLJ: Meow.
GG: Good night, OMLJ.


Well, I did it! I've completed my first SBM parody in a day! Thank you all for supporting me and congratulations, Grubby Grouper, for becoming a moderator! :D
 
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