Growlie
Best Boy
How the episode should've been.
It begins on a bright sunny day, and both Squidward, and his archrival Squilliam were once again competing with one another. This time, it involved growing kelp, with both of them using kelp grow spray bottles. Naturally, since Squilliam couldn't allow Squidward to get the better of him, used a fake label for his bottle. Covering up the fact that his, was ten times more powerful then what his rival was using. And while Squidward's kelp garden was impressive, Squilliam's over shadowed Squidward's by being taller in height, immediately declaring him the winner. "Better luck next time Squiddy!" 'laughs'
"Hold On A Second!" Squidward calls him out, without turning around, Squilliam simply smiled. "There's something Fishy Going on Here!" Then turning to face Squidward, Squilliam crosses his arms, still holding the spray bottle. "Yeah, I Demand A Rematch!"
"Why? So you can Lose Again?" Squilliam laughs while Squidward was glaring at him, but then his eye caught something and peered closer at his rival's kelp bottle and notices what looked to be the edges of a sticker. "Say, what do you call that?" Squidward said pointing at the bottle which, Squilliam just shrugged but, quickly covers the sticker with his hand. "Give Me That!" Already suspecting foul play, Squidward tries to snatch the grow juice out of his rival's tentacles. "No! It's Mine!" Squilliam whined as both cephalopods got into a tug-of-war fight over the spray bottle. "Give It!"
"No!" In the mists of their struggles, Squilliam accidentally sprayed his rival in his face, causing Squidward's nose to grow huge and drag on the ground which broke up the tug-of-war. "Ah! My Nose!" Picking himself up off the ground, Squilliam took one look at Squidward, then burst out laughing at just how ridiculous he looked. "Congratulations Squiddy! You're Bound To Win A Prize For This!" The octopus laughed, lifting Squidward's outstretched nose up over his head as he growls and snatched it back. "Okay! Now that You've had your Fun! Howbout You Fix This?!" Squidward demands Squilliam, pointing at his over-sized nose. "Why? It's a good look for you Squid-..."
"Fix It!"
"And...just how am I suppose to do that? It's not shrinking spray!" Squilliam mused, trying to keep from laughing while he studied his rival. "Howbout If I try this?" Squilliam then sprayed Squidward's face again, which caused his head to grow larger, sorta evening out his large nose a bit. "How's That? You're A Bobble Head Now!"
'clears throat' "Alright! But What About The Rest Of Me?" The frustrated cephalopod yelled, holding his over-sized head as Squilliam sprayed his shoulders and his arms, laughing as Squidward's body stratches. "I've got a feeling you're enjoying this way to much." Squidward groans while he glared down at Squilliam. "Well..what else do you expect me to do?" And as Squidward kept getting sprayed, he not only doubled in height, but by the end of it he was pretty much deformed. Which amused Squilliam greatly, as he was becoming sore from so much laughter. Squidward glared at him as he was pointing. "You Should Enter Yourself In The Next Art Exhibit! You're Sure To Win!"
"I bet you wouldn't be laughing If You Looked Like This!" But then, Squidward's stomach rumbles, which causes him to squirts ink. Squilliam stopped laughing at this point and squeezed his nose. 'nasally' "Oh-Squidward!"
"Well, Excuse Me!" However, as his stomach continues rumbling, he begins to grow more. All amusement evaporated the very moment that his rival, Squidward Tentacles, begun to increase in height. Squilliam's eyes follow as the cashier grew and grew and grew... churning his neck, tilting his head back till it could go no farther... all the way towards the sky, briefly glancing at his kelp grow bottle with big round amber eyes while retreating slowly as the shadow of his rival engulfed him. Squilliam clutches the spray bottle, tentacles shaking when understanding the mistake he's seemed to have caused with his previous fun. Eventually the cashier's height increase had halted, ink cloud vinishing, revealing to the wealthy octopus a now... slightly normal looking Squidward... normal due to no longer looking like a deformed freak. Though that was sorta fixed, the cashier now towered over Squilliam Fancyson, he stared down at himself, baffled before bellowing out. "Great Neptune!" Squilliam retreats a few more steps at his rival's booming voice. "What Did You DO!?!" Squidward's voice rumbled across Bikini Bottom like thunder. Squilliam was asking himself the same exact question, in reverse. 'Ye-yeah...wha-... Gulp ...-what Have I done?' Giving his rival, a hardened stare. 'This stuff, Really Is Strong!' Tentacles shaking, curling in fists, Squidward growled. "SquiLLLLIAM!!!!" Startled, and openly showcasing it, the rich octopus bore the giant probably the sheepish toothy grin one could plaster onto their face. "Hehehe....Er....And he had that guilty, caught in the act-type laugh to go along with it. ....Oops."
Squidward seemed to deflate, his arms slowly drop down at his sides. Only for half a minute, as he suddenly exploded on the smaller octopus. "That's IT!?!" Tentacles latching out over his head. "That's ALL You Have to Say Is OOPs!?!! W-what do you mean by saying, oops just now?" Nearby, boulders crumble away from the volume. "At the current moment, I have nothing productive to say... Briefly distracting Squilliam. ...I will say however, that this stuff...Squidward squirts his eyes, barely able to see the spray bottle in his rival's hand. ...Is Really potent!! Not only for Plants, but for anything! I could use it for my gar-..."
"Like you did Me?" The millionaire fell over as the giant cashier collapsed onto his knees, looming over the other. "D-don't Look At Me Like That!" Not wanting him to see hints of intimidation, Squilliam lidded his eyes halfway while picking himself back up as Squidward's clearing his throat and placing his tentacles on his hips. "You demanded Me To Fix It And...I Have!" Squilliam begins snickering under his breath as he dusts off his robe. "Although, I don't know what you expected, did I not inform you that my kelp grow was Not for shrinking?" Glancing at the kelp grow bottle, Squidward was reminded of wanting to snatch it away from the snob's grip. "Anywho, it can't be all That bad! Now you Can Star In Your Own Movie Squiddy! You Can Be A Giant Lumbering Monster-...!"
'Echoing' "I DON'T WANT TO BE A GIANT LUMBERING MONSTER!!!!" Squidward roared in his frustration, causing a short seaquake to erupt. At this point, the wealthy octopus decided this would be the perfect opportunity to leave, he could feel the weight of Squidward's glaring stare. Avoiding eye-contact deliberately to check his watch. "Oh Shrimp! Will you Look at the Time! I-I really Must be Going!" Squilliam exclaimed, attempting to mask his nervousness with cheeriness when turning his back on the giant octopus hoping he'd be able to actually get out while he could so to discard the kelp grow so Squidward wouldn't find out how he really had won the contest. Squilliam didn't get his chance, a enormous tentacle slams down, blocking his way. "Oh, no you Don't!" Ungracefully stumbling back, he fell for a second time. Getting his barings, he turns to face his snarky rival. "You're not getting away that Easily."
"Wha-What the Barnacles, Squiddy?! Are you Trying to-..."
"Enough Games, Fancyson!" Ignoring him, Squidward curls said tentacle around the small millionaire, preventing any escape attempts. "You've something you're Trying to Hide from Me!" For possibly the first time since their rivalry started, Squilliam was intimidated. He had grown so use to being the intimidator, one-upping Squidward and always coming out on top. Now, it was Squidward who came out on top. All because he had too much fun with his growth spray. The rich octopus backs up, colliding with... Squilliam spun around to purple flesh and pot-hole sized suction-cups... swallowing, he turns to face Squidward again as his nazeltone voice rumbles. "And I Will find out what it is!" The cashier snatches him, holding him firmly as he panics."F-F-Fishp-paste Squiddy!" The cashier bore a smirk while lifting his squirming rival up towards his face. "Wha-what are you Doing?!" Squilliam stammered, struggling in Squidward's grasp, beginning to fully understand the other's claustrophobia. "Put Me Dooooown!" Immediately Squilliam went into a fit. "Squidward! Put Me Down!"
Squilliam took note of how Squidward's eyes had narrowed. "Not having as much fun now, are ya?" It was then his turn for amusement as he bore a devious smirk of his own... almost mirroring Squilliam's... while watching Squilliam trying to pry himself free. "It appears have the Upper Hand now, thanks to you!" He certainly had That part correct! 'I shouldn't have got Carried Away!' Squilliam thought with a low groan, discomfort due to tightly clutching that spray bottle, unable to adjust or loosen the grip he had on it. Squidward's had, too firm a grip for him to do anything involving letting go of the bottle. 'The Incident with his Nose should've been where I Stopped!' The millionaire tries loosing his grip on the kelp grow, as it caused abit of pain. "Squid-ddy I..Demand that you Un-Hand Me This Instant!" He growled though gritted teeth, intimidation wasn't in his favor though. "HAHa!!!" Just as he expected, the snarky giant's response was mocking laughter. One of which, had his mouth wide open, the sheer sight of Squidward's huge glistening white molars made Squilliam cringe. 'Echoing' "AHN-AHN-AHN-AHN-AHN!" If ever, there was a time he wanted to cover his ears, this would've been it. "Are you Really Trying to Intimidate Me? Ahn-Ahn!"
However while he's laughing, his grip begun loosing so Squilliam wasted no time in freeing himself. "Yeah, yeah enjoy it while you can Squiddy! I'm sure your growth spurt, will eventually wear off soon!" The wealthy millionaire simply replied with a smug tone of voice, disguising his uneasiness although well aware of just how small he was compared to Squidward. Unintentionally showing his empty bottle of kelp grow to his rival when sticking it underneath his arm to massage his throbbing hand. "After all, while you may be big, '...which more then likely will wear off soon!...' I'll still be the Winner Squiddy! While you 'laughs' you'll still be the Loser!" Squilliam carried on laughing, pounding his one little fist on Squidward's huge thumb once he's done massaging his hand, all while the giant octopus frowned at him. "Bu..but you know, it's not to late to take that offer!" Squilliam finished laughing and wipes a tear from his eye. "You can still play as a giant lumbering monster in the next movie! I'll pay to see that-...!"
"Great, you go and do that then, and when you do, why not Pay Me as well sin...Oh wait..you should Pay Me Now! Considering it was You Who Did This To Me After All!" The wealthy octopus leans back abit as Squidward raised the volume of his voice slightly, but gave a nervous smile. "I'll wait for the movie Squid-..."
"There's Not going to Be a movie! At least, Not With Me being a Monster!" Squilliam really had to hold on when Squidward raised his voice this time which, felt like winds from a tornado. During this, the sticker he had used to cover up the label on his bottle, was peeled off. And the millionaire hadn't had enough time to hide the bottle's lable, as Squidward had already caught it, and Squilliam let out a nervous little chuckle while his glare deepens. He was in for it now. "They...just don't Stick like they should-..."
"Actually, mine Sticks just fine!" Squidward give a smug, but calm, reply to his nervous rival. Who now felt somewhat Intimidated by Squidward, reminded of how small he was in his grasp. "I don't understand how you would have that problem..unless-... Especially when Squidward had paused in mid-speech. -...Unless you, Oh I don't know..Cheated After All!!" Squilliam cringed, shrinking back as Squidward shouted, causing the ocean to rumble again. "Still gonna call me a loser?" Although he had expected Squidward to be angrier, he found it surprisingly weird that he was smiling which unnerved him to the smallest degree. Of course, Squidward's supposed satisfaction, quickly switched to confusion when his rival remained silent. "What this? No Comeback? No Witty Retort? Nothing?" His rival's drawn out silence baffled Squidward, especially when he's suddenly surround by an angry mob with torches, which was pretty much the whole town. All of them yelling treats at him while holding their torches, up until one of them, a young fish, stepped through the crowd. "Wait! Maybe he's a nice monster, like in my story book." Their torches immediately burn out. "Oh right, I haven't thought of that. Well, are you?"
It was at this point that Squilliam was finally able to speak again, and he let out a good-humored laugh while he leans over Squidward's fist. "Of course he is! Squiddy Is a nice giant!" Squilliam cocked his unibrow, giving Squidward a deviously little smirk. "He's not even sore at me for beating him with my impressive kelp garden! Right Squiddy?" The rich octopus chuckled as he then pinched the very corner of his rival's lip, however Squidward pulls him away. 'Echoing' "IT'S ONLY BECAUSE YOU CHEATED!!!!" Squidward roared again, unleashing his full wealth on the startled millionaire. The citizens of Bikini Bottom all gasped. "Hey!!"
"Why, that's not very nice at all!"
"Take him down, boys!" Yelling, they brought out a catapult with a rake attached and slam it on Squidward's foot. 'Echoing' "OOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWwwwwwwwwwww!!!" Bellowing, Squidward seized hold of his foot and begins hoping backwards. "Squidward You Better Not Drop Me!" Squilliam shouted, holding on to nothing but loose skin as Squidward was hoping backwards, the giant octopus then stepped on a large boat which threw off his balance. "TIIIIIIIIIIIIIIMBLES!!!!!" The wealthy octopus yelled as Squidward fell, making the entirely of Bikini Bottom shake from the force of his body hitting the ground. Squilliam tumbled out onto the street as his rival's tentacle drops and uncurled, Squidward moans while Squilliam pulls himself up. "OOoh! My Back!" Slowly sitting himself upwards, the giant cashier rubbed his head. "Oh Squidward! Look at what you did to my robe!" Glancing down at Squilliam, Squidward just frowned. "You've Done Wrinkled It!"
"What are you whining about? You've got a closet full of them!" It was then Squilliam's turn to frown while Squidward was trying to see behind his back. "I 'groans' is there something on my back?" Snickering under his breath, Squilliam held back his laughter, frustrating Squidward again. "Ooh nooooo Squiddy! Just lots of Roadrash!" The wealthy octopus bursts out laughing, until he heard Squidward growl under his breath and went quiet again. And by this time the citizens of Bikini Bottom approach and surround Squilliam, more frustrated then ever Squidward just stood up. "Monster!"
"Kick him!"
"Let's get him and make back bacon!" The angry citizens shouted threats as Squidward towers over them. "Scoop out his..eyeballs and use 'em as..giant..misshapen soccer balls!"
"You're not nice! You're just a big meanie!" His eyes then focus on the same little fish as before. "Big words kid!" Squidward grumbled, putting his tentacles on his hips as they continued on. "But alright! I see how it is!" Then waving his hand, Squidward turns away and begins to walk away. "I may be bigger, but I'm not a monster!" The giant octopus mumbled as he left the town, with his arms down by his sides while the group of fish were still yelling and calling him a monster. Only to cut off when one of the fish interrupted them. "Hey? Where's Squilliam?" It was then that they realized that Squilliam was indeed gone, making them all begin muttering amoug themselves. "Where Is He?"
"Where did he go?"
"I don't know!" As they were all mummering, Squilliam was already gone. Having slipped away while they have been yelling at Squidward, simply wanting to avoid any kind of questions they could've asked him. He then paused and glance at his empty bottle of spray juice before he let out a deep sigh and, as he's passing by a thashbin, just discards it.
It begins on a bright sunny day, and both Squidward, and his archrival Squilliam were once again competing with one another. This time, it involved growing kelp, with both of them using kelp grow spray bottles. Naturally, since Squilliam couldn't allow Squidward to get the better of him, used a fake label for his bottle. Covering up the fact that his, was ten times more powerful then what his rival was using. And while Squidward's kelp garden was impressive, Squilliam's over shadowed Squidward's by being taller in height, immediately declaring him the winner. "Better luck next time Squiddy!" 'laughs'
"Hold On A Second!" Squidward calls him out, without turning around, Squilliam simply smiled. "There's something Fishy Going on Here!" Then turning to face Squidward, Squilliam crosses his arms, still holding the spray bottle. "Yeah, I Demand A Rematch!"
"Why? So you can Lose Again?" Squilliam laughs while Squidward was glaring at him, but then his eye caught something and peered closer at his rival's kelp bottle and notices what looked to be the edges of a sticker. "Say, what do you call that?" Squidward said pointing at the bottle which, Squilliam just shrugged but, quickly covers the sticker with his hand. "Give Me That!" Already suspecting foul play, Squidward tries to snatch the grow juice out of his rival's tentacles. "No! It's Mine!" Squilliam whined as both cephalopods got into a tug-of-war fight over the spray bottle. "Give It!"
"No!" In the mists of their struggles, Squilliam accidentally sprayed his rival in his face, causing Squidward's nose to grow huge and drag on the ground which broke up the tug-of-war. "Ah! My Nose!" Picking himself up off the ground, Squilliam took one look at Squidward, then burst out laughing at just how ridiculous he looked. "Congratulations Squiddy! You're Bound To Win A Prize For This!" The octopus laughed, lifting Squidward's outstretched nose up over his head as he growls and snatched it back. "Okay! Now that You've had your Fun! Howbout You Fix This?!" Squidward demands Squilliam, pointing at his over-sized nose. "Why? It's a good look for you Squid-..."
"Fix It!"
"And...just how am I suppose to do that? It's not shrinking spray!" Squilliam mused, trying to keep from laughing while he studied his rival. "Howbout If I try this?" Squilliam then sprayed Squidward's face again, which caused his head to grow larger, sorta evening out his large nose a bit. "How's That? You're A Bobble Head Now!"
'clears throat' "Alright! But What About The Rest Of Me?" The frustrated cephalopod yelled, holding his over-sized head as Squilliam sprayed his shoulders and his arms, laughing as Squidward's body stratches. "I've got a feeling you're enjoying this way to much." Squidward groans while he glared down at Squilliam. "Well..what else do you expect me to do?" And as Squidward kept getting sprayed, he not only doubled in height, but by the end of it he was pretty much deformed. Which amused Squilliam greatly, as he was becoming sore from so much laughter. Squidward glared at him as he was pointing. "You Should Enter Yourself In The Next Art Exhibit! You're Sure To Win!"
"I bet you wouldn't be laughing If You Looked Like This!" But then, Squidward's stomach rumbles, which causes him to squirts ink. Squilliam stopped laughing at this point and squeezed his nose. 'nasally' "Oh-Squidward!"
"Well, Excuse Me!" However, as his stomach continues rumbling, he begins to grow more. All amusement evaporated the very moment that his rival, Squidward Tentacles, begun to increase in height. Squilliam's eyes follow as the cashier grew and grew and grew... churning his neck, tilting his head back till it could go no farther... all the way towards the sky, briefly glancing at his kelp grow bottle with big round amber eyes while retreating slowly as the shadow of his rival engulfed him. Squilliam clutches the spray bottle, tentacles shaking when understanding the mistake he's seemed to have caused with his previous fun. Eventually the cashier's height increase had halted, ink cloud vinishing, revealing to the wealthy octopus a now... slightly normal looking Squidward... normal due to no longer looking like a deformed freak. Though that was sorta fixed, the cashier now towered over Squilliam Fancyson, he stared down at himself, baffled before bellowing out. "Great Neptune!" Squilliam retreats a few more steps at his rival's booming voice. "What Did You DO!?!" Squidward's voice rumbled across Bikini Bottom like thunder. Squilliam was asking himself the same exact question, in reverse. 'Ye-yeah...wha-... Gulp ...-what Have I done?' Giving his rival, a hardened stare. 'This stuff, Really Is Strong!' Tentacles shaking, curling in fists, Squidward growled. "SquiLLLLIAM!!!!" Startled, and openly showcasing it, the rich octopus bore the giant probably the sheepish toothy grin one could plaster onto their face. "Hehehe....Er....And he had that guilty, caught in the act-type laugh to go along with it. ....Oops."
Squidward seemed to deflate, his arms slowly drop down at his sides. Only for half a minute, as he suddenly exploded on the smaller octopus. "That's IT!?!" Tentacles latching out over his head. "That's ALL You Have to Say Is OOPs!?!! W-what do you mean by saying, oops just now?" Nearby, boulders crumble away from the volume. "At the current moment, I have nothing productive to say... Briefly distracting Squilliam. ...I will say however, that this stuff...Squidward squirts his eyes, barely able to see the spray bottle in his rival's hand. ...Is Really potent!! Not only for Plants, but for anything! I could use it for my gar-..."
"Like you did Me?" The millionaire fell over as the giant cashier collapsed onto his knees, looming over the other. "D-don't Look At Me Like That!" Not wanting him to see hints of intimidation, Squilliam lidded his eyes halfway while picking himself back up as Squidward's clearing his throat and placing his tentacles on his hips. "You demanded Me To Fix It And...I Have!" Squilliam begins snickering under his breath as he dusts off his robe. "Although, I don't know what you expected, did I not inform you that my kelp grow was Not for shrinking?" Glancing at the kelp grow bottle, Squidward was reminded of wanting to snatch it away from the snob's grip. "Anywho, it can't be all That bad! Now you Can Star In Your Own Movie Squiddy! You Can Be A Giant Lumbering Monster-...!"
'Echoing' "I DON'T WANT TO BE A GIANT LUMBERING MONSTER!!!!" Squidward roared in his frustration, causing a short seaquake to erupt. At this point, the wealthy octopus decided this would be the perfect opportunity to leave, he could feel the weight of Squidward's glaring stare. Avoiding eye-contact deliberately to check his watch. "Oh Shrimp! Will you Look at the Time! I-I really Must be Going!" Squilliam exclaimed, attempting to mask his nervousness with cheeriness when turning his back on the giant octopus hoping he'd be able to actually get out while he could so to discard the kelp grow so Squidward wouldn't find out how he really had won the contest. Squilliam didn't get his chance, a enormous tentacle slams down, blocking his way. "Oh, no you Don't!" Ungracefully stumbling back, he fell for a second time. Getting his barings, he turns to face his snarky rival. "You're not getting away that Easily."
"Wha-What the Barnacles, Squiddy?! Are you Trying to-..."
"Enough Games, Fancyson!" Ignoring him, Squidward curls said tentacle around the small millionaire, preventing any escape attempts. "You've something you're Trying to Hide from Me!" For possibly the first time since their rivalry started, Squilliam was intimidated. He had grown so use to being the intimidator, one-upping Squidward and always coming out on top. Now, it was Squidward who came out on top. All because he had too much fun with his growth spray. The rich octopus backs up, colliding with... Squilliam spun around to purple flesh and pot-hole sized suction-cups... swallowing, he turns to face Squidward again as his nazeltone voice rumbles. "And I Will find out what it is!" The cashier snatches him, holding him firmly as he panics."F-F-Fishp-paste Squiddy!" The cashier bore a smirk while lifting his squirming rival up towards his face. "Wha-what are you Doing?!" Squilliam stammered, struggling in Squidward's grasp, beginning to fully understand the other's claustrophobia. "Put Me Dooooown!" Immediately Squilliam went into a fit. "Squidward! Put Me Down!"
Squilliam took note of how Squidward's eyes had narrowed. "Not having as much fun now, are ya?" It was then his turn for amusement as he bore a devious smirk of his own... almost mirroring Squilliam's... while watching Squilliam trying to pry himself free. "It appears have the Upper Hand now, thanks to you!" He certainly had That part correct! 'I shouldn't have got Carried Away!' Squilliam thought with a low groan, discomfort due to tightly clutching that spray bottle, unable to adjust or loosen the grip he had on it. Squidward's had, too firm a grip for him to do anything involving letting go of the bottle. 'The Incident with his Nose should've been where I Stopped!' The millionaire tries loosing his grip on the kelp grow, as it caused abit of pain. "Squid-ddy I..Demand that you Un-Hand Me This Instant!" He growled though gritted teeth, intimidation wasn't in his favor though. "HAHa!!!" Just as he expected, the snarky giant's response was mocking laughter. One of which, had his mouth wide open, the sheer sight of Squidward's huge glistening white molars made Squilliam cringe. 'Echoing' "AHN-AHN-AHN-AHN-AHN!" If ever, there was a time he wanted to cover his ears, this would've been it. "Are you Really Trying to Intimidate Me? Ahn-Ahn!"
However while he's laughing, his grip begun loosing so Squilliam wasted no time in freeing himself. "Yeah, yeah enjoy it while you can Squiddy! I'm sure your growth spurt, will eventually wear off soon!" The wealthy millionaire simply replied with a smug tone of voice, disguising his uneasiness although well aware of just how small he was compared to Squidward. Unintentionally showing his empty bottle of kelp grow to his rival when sticking it underneath his arm to massage his throbbing hand. "After all, while you may be big, '...which more then likely will wear off soon!...' I'll still be the Winner Squiddy! While you 'laughs' you'll still be the Loser!" Squilliam carried on laughing, pounding his one little fist on Squidward's huge thumb once he's done massaging his hand, all while the giant octopus frowned at him. "Bu..but you know, it's not to late to take that offer!" Squilliam finished laughing and wipes a tear from his eye. "You can still play as a giant lumbering monster in the next movie! I'll pay to see that-...!"
"Great, you go and do that then, and when you do, why not Pay Me as well sin...Oh wait..you should Pay Me Now! Considering it was You Who Did This To Me After All!" The wealthy octopus leans back abit as Squidward raised the volume of his voice slightly, but gave a nervous smile. "I'll wait for the movie Squid-..."
"There's Not going to Be a movie! At least, Not With Me being a Monster!" Squilliam really had to hold on when Squidward raised his voice this time which, felt like winds from a tornado. During this, the sticker he had used to cover up the label on his bottle, was peeled off. And the millionaire hadn't had enough time to hide the bottle's lable, as Squidward had already caught it, and Squilliam let out a nervous little chuckle while his glare deepens. He was in for it now. "They...just don't Stick like they should-..."
"Actually, mine Sticks just fine!" Squidward give a smug, but calm, reply to his nervous rival. Who now felt somewhat Intimidated by Squidward, reminded of how small he was in his grasp. "I don't understand how you would have that problem..unless-... Especially when Squidward had paused in mid-speech. -...Unless you, Oh I don't know..Cheated After All!!" Squilliam cringed, shrinking back as Squidward shouted, causing the ocean to rumble again. "Still gonna call me a loser?" Although he had expected Squidward to be angrier, he found it surprisingly weird that he was smiling which unnerved him to the smallest degree. Of course, Squidward's supposed satisfaction, quickly switched to confusion when his rival remained silent. "What this? No Comeback? No Witty Retort? Nothing?" His rival's drawn out silence baffled Squidward, especially when he's suddenly surround by an angry mob with torches, which was pretty much the whole town. All of them yelling treats at him while holding their torches, up until one of them, a young fish, stepped through the crowd. "Wait! Maybe he's a nice monster, like in my story book." Their torches immediately burn out. "Oh right, I haven't thought of that. Well, are you?"
It was at this point that Squilliam was finally able to speak again, and he let out a good-humored laugh while he leans over Squidward's fist. "Of course he is! Squiddy Is a nice giant!" Squilliam cocked his unibrow, giving Squidward a deviously little smirk. "He's not even sore at me for beating him with my impressive kelp garden! Right Squiddy?" The rich octopus chuckled as he then pinched the very corner of his rival's lip, however Squidward pulls him away. 'Echoing' "IT'S ONLY BECAUSE YOU CHEATED!!!!" Squidward roared again, unleashing his full wealth on the startled millionaire. The citizens of Bikini Bottom all gasped. "Hey!!"
"Why, that's not very nice at all!"
"Take him down, boys!" Yelling, they brought out a catapult with a rake attached and slam it on Squidward's foot. 'Echoing' "OOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWwwwwwwwwwww!!!" Bellowing, Squidward seized hold of his foot and begins hoping backwards. "Squidward You Better Not Drop Me!" Squilliam shouted, holding on to nothing but loose skin as Squidward was hoping backwards, the giant octopus then stepped on a large boat which threw off his balance. "TIIIIIIIIIIIIIIMBLES!!!!!" The wealthy octopus yelled as Squidward fell, making the entirely of Bikini Bottom shake from the force of his body hitting the ground. Squilliam tumbled out onto the street as his rival's tentacle drops and uncurled, Squidward moans while Squilliam pulls himself up. "OOoh! My Back!" Slowly sitting himself upwards, the giant cashier rubbed his head. "Oh Squidward! Look at what you did to my robe!" Glancing down at Squilliam, Squidward just frowned. "You've Done Wrinkled It!"
"What are you whining about? You've got a closet full of them!" It was then Squilliam's turn to frown while Squidward was trying to see behind his back. "I 'groans' is there something on my back?" Snickering under his breath, Squilliam held back his laughter, frustrating Squidward again. "Ooh nooooo Squiddy! Just lots of Roadrash!" The wealthy octopus bursts out laughing, until he heard Squidward growl under his breath and went quiet again. And by this time the citizens of Bikini Bottom approach and surround Squilliam, more frustrated then ever Squidward just stood up. "Monster!"
"Kick him!"
"Let's get him and make back bacon!" The angry citizens shouted threats as Squidward towers over them. "Scoop out his..eyeballs and use 'em as..giant..misshapen soccer balls!"
"You're not nice! You're just a big meanie!" His eyes then focus on the same little fish as before. "Big words kid!" Squidward grumbled, putting his tentacles on his hips as they continued on. "But alright! I see how it is!" Then waving his hand, Squidward turns away and begins to walk away. "I may be bigger, but I'm not a monster!" The giant octopus mumbled as he left the town, with his arms down by his sides while the group of fish were still yelling and calling him a monster. Only to cut off when one of the fish interrupted them. "Hey? Where's Squilliam?" It was then that they realized that Squilliam was indeed gone, making them all begin muttering amoug themselves. "Where Is He?"
"Where did he go?"
"I don't know!" As they were all mummering, Squilliam was already gone. Having slipped away while they have been yelling at Squidward, simply wanting to avoid any kind of questions they could've asked him. He then paused and glance at his empty bottle of spray juice before he let out a deep sigh and, as he's passing by a thashbin, just discards it.