Stinkoman 20X6
I want to get lost in your rock and roll
Scene number: 4
Scene name: 24
Song in this scene: "It Can't Be" by Squidward and Stevie
Inside Squidward's home the next day, the vet, Dr. Jacob Nutworth from Once Bitten 2, had come over to diagnose Polar Bear. The pet shop clerk was also there.
Dr. Nutworth: I am still perplexed about why you purchased a dying pet.
Squidward: (points to the clerk) The pet shop clerk told me that there was still little hope for him, a secret remedy from the ancients or something.
The clerk looked nervous.
Dr. Nutworth: What?! (turns to the clerk) Jerry! I told you not to tell customers about that! You know there's no likelihood that the customer is gonna figure out the remedy!
Jerry the Pet Shop Clerk: He outsmarted me with his knowledge of "seeming" adjectives and adverbs! (strats weeping at Nutworth's leg) Please don't fire me, Jacob! I have 29 children, for Rob's sake!
Dr. Nutworth: Control yourself, Jerry. I'm not gonna fire you.
Jerry: Really?
Dr. Nutworth: I am putting you on a three-week probation however. Now, let's take a look at, uh...
Squidward: Polar Bear.
Polar Bear: (very very weakly) Meeeeeeeeeow.
Dr. Nutworth: (to Jerry) Ya know, Jerry, there's not really a sense in naming it if it's gonna die in a short period of time anyway.
Jerry: I was bored in my spare time. I almost condiered naming him "Kippity Kippity Jack".
Dr. Nutworth performed the tests and screenings of Polar Bear.
Dr. Nutworth: It's just as I thought. This snail's got..."Yeknomamai Disease"[sup]1[/sup]. Yeknomamai is one of the most prolonged of the terminal snail diseases, and one of the most painful for the snail. (checks Polar Bear's breathing and pulse) This poor thing's probably gonna lose unconscious tomorrow, and then die minutes later. Unless...
Squidward: Unless?
Dr. Nutworth: ...unless you find the secret remedy in that period of time. The chances of that are about Googolplex to .00001, however.
Squidward: But it's still possible?
(pause)
Dr. Nutworth: Barely. (picks up briefcase) Let's go, Jerr.
Jerry: I said to not to call me that.
They both left. A spotlight shone on Squidward.
Squidward: (song is in the same tune as the previous song)
♪It can't be,
This snail is gonna die,
The chances are slim,
It may be time to say good-bye,
Hope for this snail is dim♪
Stevie:
♪It can't be,
I have run out of nachos,
I'm devestated,
I am not among the machos,
Happiness is outdated♪
Suqidward and Stevie:
♪It can't be,
I...
Squidward: Wait a minute!
All music and spotlight stopped.
Squidward: Stevie, what are you doing here?
Stevie: Partaking in your tragic singing. (holds up an emtpy nacho box) I'm outta nachos.
Squidward: Get out of my life!
He picked up Stevie and tossed him offscreen. Sounds of pots crashing and a cat meowing loudly are heard.
Stevie: (offscreen) I regret nothing!
The scene ended with a BTTNS.
Final scene name: It's a Miracle!
May not be suitable for: Those who don't believe in "miracles".
[sup]1[/sup]Yeknomamai spells "I'm a monkey" backwords. :tonguexd:
Scene name: 24
Song in this scene: "It Can't Be" by Squidward and Stevie
Inside Squidward's home the next day, the vet, Dr. Jacob Nutworth from Once Bitten 2, had come over to diagnose Polar Bear. The pet shop clerk was also there.
Dr. Nutworth: I am still perplexed about why you purchased a dying pet.
Squidward: (points to the clerk) The pet shop clerk told me that there was still little hope for him, a secret remedy from the ancients or something.
The clerk looked nervous.
Dr. Nutworth: What?! (turns to the clerk) Jerry! I told you not to tell customers about that! You know there's no likelihood that the customer is gonna figure out the remedy!
Jerry the Pet Shop Clerk: He outsmarted me with his knowledge of "seeming" adjectives and adverbs! (strats weeping at Nutworth's leg) Please don't fire me, Jacob! I have 29 children, for Rob's sake!
Dr. Nutworth: Control yourself, Jerry. I'm not gonna fire you.
Jerry: Really?
Dr. Nutworth: I am putting you on a three-week probation however. Now, let's take a look at, uh...
Squidward: Polar Bear.
Polar Bear: (very very weakly) Meeeeeeeeeow.
Dr. Nutworth: (to Jerry) Ya know, Jerry, there's not really a sense in naming it if it's gonna die in a short period of time anyway.
Jerry: I was bored in my spare time. I almost condiered naming him "Kippity Kippity Jack".
Dr. Nutworth performed the tests and screenings of Polar Bear.
Dr. Nutworth: It's just as I thought. This snail's got..."Yeknomamai Disease"[sup]1[/sup]. Yeknomamai is one of the most prolonged of the terminal snail diseases, and one of the most painful for the snail. (checks Polar Bear's breathing and pulse) This poor thing's probably gonna lose unconscious tomorrow, and then die minutes later. Unless...
Squidward: Unless?
Dr. Nutworth: ...unless you find the secret remedy in that period of time. The chances of that are about Googolplex to .00001, however.
Squidward: But it's still possible?
(pause)
Dr. Nutworth: Barely. (picks up briefcase) Let's go, Jerr.
Jerry: I said to not to call me that.
They both left. A spotlight shone on Squidward.
Squidward: (song is in the same tune as the previous song)
♪It can't be,
This snail is gonna die,
The chances are slim,
It may be time to say good-bye,
Hope for this snail is dim♪
Stevie:
♪It can't be,
I have run out of nachos,
I'm devestated,
I am not among the machos,
Happiness is outdated♪
Suqidward and Stevie:
♪It can't be,
I...
Squidward: Wait a minute!
All music and spotlight stopped.
Squidward: Stevie, what are you doing here?
Stevie: Partaking in your tragic singing. (holds up an emtpy nacho box) I'm outta nachos.
Squidward: Get out of my life!
He picked up Stevie and tossed him offscreen. Sounds of pots crashing and a cat meowing loudly are heard.
Stevie: (offscreen) I regret nothing!
The scene ended with a BTTNS.
Final scene name: It's a Miracle!
May not be suitable for: Those who don't believe in "miracles".
[sup]1[/sup]Yeknomamai spells "I'm a monkey" backwords. :tonguexd: