Funny Urban Dictionary Definitions

[SpongeyKid]

Like this one about Lenny:

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=lenny+face

 

[The Real Nostalgia Critic]

I looked up a non dirty definition of wumbo.


wumbo - a cornucopias amount of cannabis or the act of smoking it
"Do you have some wumbo on you?; Are you ready for wumbo night?!"

 

[hfjs]

inb4 lock

 

[SpongeyKid]

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Soccer+mom

 

[BlueberryFieldsForever]

PUSHKILL (verb)

An act of pushing someone in a video game (like Minecraft) to kill the person (like falling in lava/ falling to the ground while parkouring)

 

[ScumBob]

Quick before Ssj finds out!

 

[SpongeyKid]

inb4 lock

Quick before Ssj finds out!

Am I missing something here? Is this topic illegal/been done before or something? :P

Seriously though, I don't get it

 

[ssj4gogita4]

I looked up a non dirty definition of wumbo.


wumbo - a cornucopias amount of cannabis or the act of smoking it
"Do you have some wumbo on you?; Are you ready for wumbo night?!"

It all makes sense now why Patrick asked SB about it.

 

[EVSPONGEFAN]

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Barney+Stinson

 

[The Drifter]

Urban dictionary's top definition for life.

Life
A sexually-transmitted, terminal disease.

 

[E.V.I.L]

The definition for my name is traumatizing.

 

[Lightning McStorm]

What the what?

 

[SpongeyKid]

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=spongebob

SpongeBob is a little square dude.