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Let's Get Ready to Build and Dig!

We cut to the two construction workers working on the house. The construction site was right next door to Patrick's Rock.

Patrick was using the calculator.

SpongeBob: (to Patrick) Okay, Patrick, so if we gave them thirty dollars each, making sixty dollars, how much money do we have for building supplies?
Patrick: Uh, look SpongeBob!

He had typed 07731-1 on the calculator and flipped it upside down.

Patrick: Hello!
SpongeBob: Patrick!
Patrick: (scoffs) SpongeBob, you need to stop worrying and start relaxing. Be chill. Here, let me help you out.

He grabbed a microphone. A splotlight appeared.

Patrick:
♪Let's get ready to build and dig,
We'll have lots of fun!♪

♪Let's get ready to build and dig,
Now everybody sing!♪

Everybody:
♪Let's get ready to build and dig,
We'll have lots of fun!♪
Workers:
♪Everybody grab some shovels,
Let's get ready to build a home!♪

SpongeBob cheerfully walked over to Stevie, whom was drawing something.

SpongeBob: How are those blueprints coming, No-Name?
Stevie: I'm finished!

He held up a cruddy picture of himself.

SpongeBob: No-Name, you were supposed to draw the bluepritnts, silly!
Stevie: (erasing) Oh, in that case...

SpongeBob: (spotlight and mic) Just get working on those blueprints, Stevie.
♪Let's get ready to build and dig,
We'll have lots of fun!♪

♪Let's get ready to build and dig,
Now everybody sing!♪

Everybody:
♪Let's get ready to build and dig,
We'll have lots of fun!♪

♪We're gonna get this house finished,
All for our little Stevie friend!♪

Stevie: I'm finished!

They looked them over. The actual design on the blueprints were hidden from camera view.

SpongeBob: It's beautiful!
Patrick: It's cool!
Orange Worker: It's no problem!

Purple Worker:
♪Let's get ready to build and dig,
We'll have lots of fun!♪

♪Let's get ready to build and dig,
Now everybody sing!♪

Everybody:
♪Let's get ready to build and dig,
We'll have lots of fun!♪

♪Let's get ready to build and dig,
We'll have lots of fun!♪

♪Let's get ready to build and diiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiig! Yeah!♪

End of Let's Get Ready to Build and Dig!

Next scene: It's Finished! It's Finally Finished!
 

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*claps like I just saw Chevre catch a fish* :pokemon:
 

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:pokemon: Funneh. I want to know what the house looks like. NOOOOOOOOOOW!
 

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It's Finished! It's Finally Finished!

SpongeBob, Patrick, Stevie, and Coral were standing in front of something covered with a tarp. The workers untied it and grabbed each end.

Workers: Okay! One...two...three!

They undovered the tarp. SBPNNC's faces turned into frowns.

Stevie: Huh?

We cut to the house to show that it's a poorly-built wooden shack. Inisde, the shack had a musty old shell. A rusted toilet in the living room leaned over and caved through the floorboards.

Stevie: This is my new house?
Purple Worker: Huh? (turns around and gasps) Oh, oops. Wrong house. Yours is the one next to it.

Everyone looked over at the other house.

SpongeBob: *gasp*
Stevie: *gasp*
Coral: *gasp*
Patrick: Gasp.

We look over at the house to see it's basically a present-day version of Friendtron's house from Spongetron 4017. Instead of chrome, the house now matches Stevie's purplish-blue color.

Stevie: It's...beautiful.

He ran over to one of its tentacles and snuggled against it.

Stevie: Oh, housey, I love you. (as SpongeBob walks over) Quick, give me your cellphone.

Stevie grabbed SpongeBob's cellphone and dialed a number.

Stevie: Hello?......Yes, Mr. Dimbread? This is Stevie......Well now, why don't you come over here and see for yourself!......Well, a jolly Merry Christmas to you too, Wimbands!

Mr. Timbacks walked over.

Mr. Timbacks: What do you want now, pet?
Stevie: Look! House! That means, me no pet!
Mr. Timbacks: Okay. (walks away)
Stevie: It worked! Who's da man, huh? No-Name the Jellyfish is a pet no longer! (to SpongeBob) Now uh, help me dump some flammable gasoline into it, will ya?

SpongeBob slapped and shook his head.

End of From Here to Geek

Next segment: Totally Tubular!
 

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Another fanfic by PokeDouglas...

It was great, like all the others! I hope the same can be said for the next one! :thumbsup:
 

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Mr. Timbacks: What do you want now, pet?
No-Name: Look! House! That means, me no pet!
Mr. Timbacks: Okay. (walks away)
No-Name: It worked! Who's da man, huh? No-Name the Jellyfish is a pet no longer! (to SpongeBob) Now uh, help me dump some flammable gasoline into it, will ya?

O_o :lol: :lol2: :sleazy: ROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFL!

Oops, Must. Not. Be. n00bish. Must. Not. Be. n00bish. Must. Not. Be. n00bish. Must. Not. Be. n00bish.
 

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Mr. Timbacks: What do you want now, pet?
No-Name: Look! House! That means, me no pet!
Mr. Timbacks: Okay. (walks away)
No-Name: It worked! Who's da man, huh? No-Name the Jellyfish is a pet no longer! (to SpongeBob) Now uh, help me dump some flammable gasoline into it, will ya?

O_o :lol: :lol2: :sleazy: ROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFL!

Oops, Must. Not. Be. n00bish. Must. Not. Be. n00bish. Must. Not. Be. n00bish. Must. Not. Be. n00bish.
I thought that was so funny too!

Great fanfic!
 

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Totally Tubular
Written by
PokDouglas


Directed by
PokDouglas


My Board!

Narrator: Ah, another swell Wednesday at ol' Goo Lagoon.

We cut to the Goo Lagoon billboard. A banner was tied to it reading...

SURFBOARDING COMPETITION
THIS FRIDAY AT GOO LAGOON
ANYONE IS WELCOME!


We then cut to the beach where many surfers are practicing for the competition.

Narrator: Here we see the eager competetors practicing for the big Surfboarding Competition. Eager indeed, as the grand prize is a kicken' new surfboard not even out in stores yet!

We now cut to Scooter doing fancy tricks in the water.

Scooter: Haw-haw-haw-haw-haw! Once I win this competition, man, that kickin' new surfboard is mine, dude! Haw-haw-haw-haw-haw! *gasp* Rock!

Indeed, a large rock stood in hsiw ay. He tried to dodge it in time, but instead, his board crashed directly into it. Both Scooter and his board went flying.

Scooter: Haaaaaawwwwwwwwww....

He landed at the tide. The two broken halves of his board landed in front of him. He gasped and picked them up.

Scooter: My board! Naw-haw-haw-haw-haw-haw-haw!!!!

End of My Board!

Next scene: Scooter's Loyal Friends!
 

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Scooter!! Naw-haw-haw-haw-haw-haw-haw!!!! :tonguexd:
 

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If you're wondering, "Haw-haw-haw-haw-haw!" is his laugh that he does in the real show. Don't worry. I find it annoying too.

Totally Tubular
Scooter's Loyal Friends


We cut to the outside of SpongeBob's house.

SpongeBob: You got any sevens, Stevie?
Stevie: Aw, tartar sauce.

We now cut to the inside. As you probably predicted, Sponge, Pat, and Stevie were playing Go Fish.

Stevie: Patrick, got any...twos?
Patrick: Go fish!
SpongeBob: Patrick, you are cheating!
Patrick: How can I cheat at Go Fish? :yes:
Stevie: That's a good question.

Then Scooter walked in, crying. The trio walked over to him.

SpongeBob: What's wrong, Scooter?
Scooter: (showing them his board) Mah board, dude! It's been pwned, gr/ld, fried, boiled, burned, set on fire, stepped on, eaten, digested, pooped out, and used as plant food. OH! WHAT NOW DUDE?!?
SpongeBob: Don't worry, Scooter. All this needs is a hot glue gun. Where do we find one though?
Stevie: (raising hand) Ooh! Ooh! Me! Pick me!
SpongeBob: Stevie.
Stevie: Okay, they have one at Barg n' Mart. Only problem is that it costs 120 dollars.
SpongeBob: Aw, man. We don't have that kind of money. We spent a lot to build Stevie's house.
Scooter: Then, what about my board, dude?
Stevie: (snaps fingers) Don't worry! I know the perfect place for all your surfboard needs!
SpongeBob: Really?
Stevie: You betcha!

A bubble transition brought us to the next scene.

End of Scooter's Loyal Friends!

Next scene: The Scallop Sings at Noon!
 
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