If you're wondering, "Haw-haw-haw-haw-haw!" is his laugh that he does in the real show. Don't worry. I find it annoying too.
Totally Tubular
Scooter's Loyal Friends
We cut to the outside of SpongeBob's house.
SpongeBob: You got any sevens, Stevie?
Stevie: Aw, tartar sauce.
We now cut to the inside. As you probably predicted, Sponge, Pat, and Stevie were playing Go Fish.
Stevie: Patrick, got any...twos?
Patrick: Go fish!
SpongeBob: Patrick, you are cheating!
Patrick: How can I cheat at Go Fish? :yes:
Stevie: That's a good question.
Then Scooter walked in, crying. The trio walked over to him.
SpongeBob: What's wrong, Scooter?
Scooter: (showing them his board) Mah board, dude! It's been pwned, gr/ld, fried, boiled, burned, set on fire, stepped on, eaten, digested, pooped out, and used as plant food. OH! WHAT NOW DUDE?!?
SpongeBob: Don't worry, Scooter. All this needs is a hot glue gun. Where do we find one though?
Stevie: (raising hand) Ooh! Ooh! Me! Pick me!
SpongeBob: Stevie.
Stevie: Okay, they have one at Barg n' Mart. Only problem is that it costs 120 dollars.
SpongeBob: Aw, man. We don't have that kind of money. We spent a lot to build Stevie's house.
Scooter: Then, what about my board, dude?
Stevie: (snaps fingers) Don't worry! I know the perfect place for all your surfboard needs!
SpongeBob: Really?
Stevie: You betcha!
A bubble transition brought us to the next scene.
End of Scooter's Loyal Friends!
Next scene: The Scallop Sings at Noon!