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What the title says :xdmagic: I'm just going to post 4 short fan-fictions I wrote. The other three is listed in my sig in the fan-fics coming soon section. Here's the first one...

Squidward Gets Run Over By A Car

It was another beautiful day in Bikini Bottom, scallops were singing, worms and snails were happily playing in the park, children were getting ready for school, people were going to work
Then Squidward Tentacles woke up.
He opened his eyes and look at himself in the mirror. There were disgusting yellow clumps on his eyes, he rubbed them out and went to have a shower. He grabbed his shampoo (and by shampoo I mean hair-growth formula and by hair-growth formula I mean hair-growth formula that doesnt work and by hair-growth formula that doesnt work I mean hair growth formula the store says works but it actually doesnt and by hair growth formula the store says works but it actually doesnt I mean shampoo) and rubbed his head hard, hoping for hair to sprout, as usual it didnt.
He grumbled and walked out of the house. He checked the road to see if any boats were coming. None seemed to be coming, so he stepped on the road
And immediately got run over by a car.


When he woke up, he was in hospital, SpongeBob, Patrick, Sandy, and Mr. Krabs looking at him.
Yay! Hes awake! said Patrick.
Squidward tried to say something, but nothing came out.
Oh, yeah, Squidward, when you had that accident, your voice-box broke, so youre not able to say anything anymore.
Squidwards jaw dropped. He tried to yell, but he couldnt. Everyone started to laugh. Squidward looked confused.
The doctor came in. Actually, we have your voice box right here, just cleaned it up a bit. The doctor shoved the voice box back in. There we go.
Squidward looked angry at the other people.
Sorry, Squidward, but it seemed like a good joke to pull on you. Said SpongeBob.
Besides, you DO talk too much. Said Mr. Krabs. Squidward looked confused again. Everyone laughed except him. He didnt feel like it.
THE END

The next story might be coming tomorrow. :thumbsup:
 
Send In The Clones

Hey Sandy! Hey Sandy! Hey Sandy! Hey Sandy! chanted SpongeBob as he merrily skipped to Sandys treedome. He had just got a phone call from her saying she had a top-secret surprise for him. He was really excited.
He put his water helmet on and walked in. He saw Sandy screwing some bolts on a giant metal behemoth. It had two doors, and a small sphere glass in the centre, which held a small lightning bolt inside. He walked up to Sandy and asked her what it was.
Its my new cloning machine, SpongeBob. Said Sandy. Someone or something goes into that door, the machine does its magic, and a clone of whatever came into the first door appears in the second door. Watch, Ill put my watch in. Sandy got a watch from a table that was near her and laid it in one of the doors. She got out a remote and pushed a big red button.
There was a big flash, and loud noises, and then a tiny ping, and the machine stood still. SpongeBob looked in the second door; there was another watch in it.
Wow, thats cool! said SpongeBob. He ran into the first door. Clone me! Clone me!
Sorry, square-dude. Said Sandy. Not yet, theres a bug in it. Inanimate objects work fine in it, but living critters dont. If a living creature went in there, the clone would be completely EVIL.
What if an evil person got cloned?
The clone would be good.
Oh. SpongeBob walked out, disappointed. Thats a nice machine, Sandy.
Thanks, SpongeBob. Want me to clone a Krabby Patty?
Yeah!

That night, when SpongeBob was walking home from work, Patrick came up to him. Hey, SpongeBob, you know Sandys cloning machine?
Yes? Why? asked SpongeBob.
How about we go clone ourselves?
But Sandy said she had bugs to fix.
Sandys a smart person, she would have fixed it by now!
I dont know, Patrick
Cmon, itll be fun! Patrick ran towards Sandys treedome. SpongeBob ran after him.
He found him standing in Sandys machine. SpongeBob! Changed your mind?
No, Patrick. Get outta there!
Patrick smiled. Cmon in, SpongeBob, well be fine! Before SpongeBob could object, Patrick grabbed his hand and pulled him in. He pushed the big red button on the remote, and there was a big flash, loud noises, a tiny ping, and then silence

SpongeBob and Patrick opened their eyes and slowly walked out. They walked across the huge cloning machine to the other door. They opened it up and peeked inside. It was like looking in a mirror.
There, in the capsule room behind the door, was another SpongeBob and Patrick. They stared at each other for a while, and then SpongeBob said, Hello. Im SpongeBob.
The clone SpongeBob blinked. Me SpongeBob also.
SpongeBob took out a jellyfish net. Do you like jellyfishing?
Yes, said the clone, taking out another jellyfish net, jellyfishing. Woo.
SpongeBob and Patrick turned away from their clones. See, I told you Sandy would have fixed it! said Patrick.
They dont look evil, maybe you were right, but before SpongeBob could finish his sentence, a bowling ball flew through the air and hit Patrick in the head, knocking him cold.
SpongeBob turned around, shocked the see the clones with evil smiles.
Get him! said the clone Patrick.
No, we must conserve our energy for something even more important WORLD DOMINATION! The clones laughed evilly and ran out of the treedome. SpongeBob shook Patrick and called out SANDY!
Sandy raced from her bedroom to SpongeBob and the now awake Patrick. SpongeBob, what in the name of roast baked apple pie happened?
SpongeBob explained in full what happened.
Sandy grabbed her helmet and uniform and ran out of the treedome. Follow me! I have an idea where they might have gone!

Sandy, SpongeBob and Patrick ran to Conch Street, where they heard Squidward shouting Mercy! Stop! DESIST!
They burst in through Squidwards front door and found the Patrick clone blowing loud and hard into a clarinet, with Squidward tied to a chair. Make it stop! Make it stop!
(The real) Patrick jumped up to the clone version of himself and grabbed the clarinet off of him. Stop annoying Squidward! Thats MY job!
Squidward blinked his eyes. He could have sworn he saw two Patricks. Whats going on here? I see two Patricks!
(The real) Patrick pointed at his clone. Hes a clone! And he must be stopped!
The clone pointed at the real Patrick. No, hes the clone, he must be stopped!
Sandy and SpongeBob untied Squidward. He confronted the two Patricks.
Now, which of you is the real Patrick?
I am! said the two Patricks. Squidward scratched his head. Okay! Ill just have to destroy the both of you.
No, Squidward! Ask a question only the real Patrick would know! said SpongeBob.
Okay Squidward scratched his head once more. Whats your favourite TV show?
MermaidMan and BarnacleBoy! said the real Patrick.
No, BarnacleMan and MermaidBoy! said the clone.
Its him! Get him! SpongeBob jumped and grabbed the clone.
Not so fast! came a voice from behind. Everyone turned to see. The clone SpongeBob was holding a bazzoka-like gun. I have Tartar Sauce in this here tarzooka, and if you dont let go of Patrick, Ill shoot!
Sandy smiled. Go ahead. Shoot.
Ill do it! said the clone SpongeBob. Ill do it! Believe me, Im not afraid to do it!
Go ahead.
Ill do it, dont you worry! said the clone, now sweating.
Do it, Im not stopping you.
OK. The clone was shaking now. He tried to keep his tarzooka steady. He stopped shaking and threw it to the ground. I GIVE UP!

The clones were carried in a bag back to Sandys treedome.
Let us out!
No! And stop moving around like that!
No!
Okay.
At the treedome, SpongeBob, Patrick and Squidward pulled the clones out of the bag while Sandy made adjustments to her machine.
Right, she said after a while, this story is getting nowhere fast, so put the clones in that door, then Ill push the button, then theyll go back to the twisted clone world they came from.
SpongeBob and Patrick threw the tied up clones in and Sandy pushed the button. There was a big flash, a lot of loud noises, then silence.
They looked in the capsule room. The clones were gone.
Yay! Theyre gone! said Patrick.
Wow, this whole thing finished very quickly, didnt it? said SpongeBob.
Oh, its all a big cheat. Said Sandy. Now, lets just

THE END

The next story, An Old Crab & His Penny coming tomorrow or something.
 
An Old Crab & His Penny

Mr. Krabss prized possession was his first ever penny; it was given to him as an allowance when he was 6 years old. Seeing as how, even back then when things were really cheap, he couldnt buy anything with it, he saved it, and when he soon learned the magic of money, he became too caring for the penny to throw it away on something.
He looked up at the large glass case on the wall that held the coin. He noticed a small hair on the glass. He brought the case down and put it on his table. He got out his cleaning equipment and started rubbing the unsightly hair off. When he was done he put the case back up on the wall and started marvelling at it again. Unfortunately, he put the case up slightly crooked, which made it fall down to the ground.
The glass flew everywhere, and the penny rolled out of Mr. Krabss office and into the main area of the Krusty Krab.
Mr. Krabs couldnt let his precious penny go out there, a customer would take it. He ran out of his office and saw the coin rolling out the door. He ran after it and started the chase. The coin fell into an open manhole. Mr. Krabs leapt into the hole and fell into a disgusting puddle of green muck. He saw the penny in the green river being swept away. He ran after it, and saw the penny rise up of the water. He saw a piece of string wrapped around it.
He looked up and saw the penny being lifted out of another manhole. He started climbing the ladder and saw a fish with a fishing pole with the penny on the hook.
The fish looked at the penny, bit it, and it bent (well, it was decades old). Disappointed, the fish threw it away. Mr. Krabs jumped out of the manhole and scared the fishing fish unconscious. Mr. Krabs ran after his penny yet again.
The penny rolled towards the Chum Bucket, its rolling fixing the dent the fish had given it when he bit it.
Mr. Krabs sprinted to the penny, but it was too late. The penny rolled in between the two doors of the Chum Bucket and went inside.
Mr. Krabs held his breath and walked in. It was deserted. He saw his penny rolling into Planktons lab. He ran through the doors and saw the penny rolling through another set of doors that led to Planktons Laboratory. He ran into it and nearly screamed. The penny was falling into Planktons ingredient machine. Before he could catch it, the penny fell in and the computer started whizzing and booping and beeping. The computer then said. Penny. 99% nickel, 1% of one dollar. A picture of the coin appeared on the screen.
Mr. Krabs punched the computer, trying to get the penny out. He smashed the screen, and the penny fell out, and started rolling on the ground again.
Mr. Krabs started the chase again, and ran out of the Chum Bucket, and found the penny, still rolling, near the Krusty Krab. He ran into the Krusty Krab and ran out again when the penny rolled away from it. After a few hours of chasing it around the Krusty Krab, the penny disappeared. Mr. Krabs looked around him and saw SpongeBob walking towards him.
Guess what, Mr. Krabs! I found a penny, so I bought a gumball! What good luck eh, sir? Mr. Krabs?
Mr. Krabs fell down and started crying. SpongeBob shrugged and went back to work.

THE END.

That story was inspired by a silly little game in a SB comic book once. :angrymob: The next and last story, The Book might be coming tomorrow.
 
The Book

SpongeBob & Patrick were bored. They were more bored then they had ever been. All their games had become boring.
So they sat in SpongeBobs living room with a few sheets of paper and a book called How To Create Fun Games.
Patrick picked up the book and read it for a while and then put it down and said, SpongeBob, I just realised something.
What, Patrick?
Books are stupid. Patrick grabbed the book and threw it away. They annoy me so much He paused for a few minutes and smiled. Annoyance!
Huh? asked SpongeBob.
We go in front of Squidwards house, and we act annoying! Patrick started to explain. Whoever gets yelled at by Squidward first loses!
SpongeBob jumped off the ground. Thats a great idea, Patrick! Lets go! They ran out of SpongeBobs house to the front garden of Squidwards and did what they did best.
Hi SpongeBob, Im Patrick! said Patrick.
Hi Patrick, Im SpongeBob! said SpongeBob.
Hi SpongeBob, Im Patrick!
Hi Patrick, Im SpongeBob!
This went on for quite a while, and it was working, Squidward was getting quite annoyed.
Squidward was in his recreation room, reading a book called The War Of The Seas by H.G. Gills. It was a classic novel about an alien invasion on the Oceans, told through the eyes of a newspaper reporter, and Squidward was having trouble reading it because of the two idiots outside.
Hi Patrick, Im SpongeBob!
Hi SpongeBob, Im Patrick!
Eventually, Squidward couldnt take anymore, so he rushed to his window, and poked his head through it.
SpongeBob, shut up! He yelled at the top of lungs, and slammed the window closed again.
Aw, I lost. Said Patrick.

Squidward walked back to his chair and started reading his book again. Halfway through it, though, he started hearing noises outside his window again.
Ep-Wop! shouted SpongeBob.
Doo-Wop! shouted Patrick.
Ep-Wop!
Doo-Wop!
Ep-Wop!
Doo-Wop!
Squidward ran to his window and stuck his head out. SpongeBob, stop that now! he shouted.
AGAIN! said Patrick.
Cut that out now! said Squidward, his veins starting to show.
Round 3! said SpongeBob. Annoying!
Annoying! replied Patrick.
Annoying!
Annoying!
Squidward started to get really angry. He got out his book and threw it towards SpongeBob and Patrick. It hit the ground and burst into a pile of paper.
Nooo! Said Squidward. He ran down and looked at the pieces of paper littered around. He turned to SpongeBob and Patrick and started yelling at them.
YOU MORONS! You destroyed my book!
Actually said SpongeBob. Since you threw the book in the first place, you destroyed it
You two drove me to do it! Go to the bookstore and get me a new one NOW!

SpongeBob and Patrick went to the bookshop and looked around.
Wow, look at all the books they have here. Said SpongeBob.
Patrick screamed. Books?! He ran out of the shop scared.
Patrick! said SpongeBob.
Get that book and lets get outta here!

SpongeBob bought the new book for Squidward and he and Patrick walked back to Squidwards house. He was sitting on his front porch tapping his feet. SpongeBob and Patrick handed him the book. Sorry, Squidward. They said.
Squidward took the book and looked at it. He saw the cover and scowled.
This is the wrong book! He shouted. This isnt The War Of The Seas, this is The Catfish in The Hat!
SpongeBob and Patrick laughed and yelled with happiness.
Whats wrong with you two? asked Squidward.
SpongeBob turned to Patrick. See, Patrick, I told you it would annoy him!
Squidward seethed. You got me the wrong book because of your stupid game? SpongeBob, you dimwit!
Patrick kicked the ground. Darnit, lost again!

THE END
 
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