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coft

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This will take a while...

‘Am I a pretty girl?’
‘& the next day & the next day & the next day & the next day...’
‘If you think I’m gonna stop at... EDUCATIONAL TELEVISION AUUGH NO!’
‘Best in town or best around...’
‘Well bye everyone see you all in therapy’
‘TELL CONFESS-A-BEAR NOW NOW’
‘So much later that the old narrator got bored & they had to hire a new one’
‘Not so fast, Eager McBeaver...’
‘P.O.O.P’ (don’t care how overused it I love it)
‘It took us three day to make that potato salad... THREE DAYS’
‘The way I see it, there are three possibilities.

1. You put it in me pants
2. You put it in me pants
(SpongeBob is in maid outfit)
or 3. YOU PUT IT IN ME PANTS

‘Actually, it’s blue coral lip number thr(smacked)’

‘Well it may be stupid but it’s also dumb’


I miss it when reading a joke from SpongeBob was just as funny as watching the episode...

also if you can’t tell, I like Season 3
 

Tigerdovefan34

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Plankton : Riddle me this, Computer W.I.F.E. What's hollow, full of lies, and leaves a bad taste in your mouth?
Karen : ...Our marriage?
 

Combusto82

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Patrick: Oh, so this is the thanks I get for working overtime?
Spongebob: OVERTIME?!
Patrick: Yeah, overtime, pal!
 

DannyWapbang

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"This is where fishing gets serious!"

(not because that episode aired the same day CartoonNetwork.com gave evil TOM 2 to the world. Heavens no.)
 

kevin_emery

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"The inner machinations of my mind are an enigma." (Also) "Being grown up is boring. I love being a baby; besides, I don't get jazz.
 

kevin_emery

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Some other quotes I love are:


"Well, it's not a secret that the best thing about a secret is secretly telling someone your secret, thereby secretly adding another secret to their secret collection of secrets. Secretly."

"Do you smell it? That smell. A kind of smelly smell. The smelly smell that smells... smelly."

"Have you finished with those errands? Have you finished with those errands? Have you finished with those errands? Have you finished with those errands? Errand, Errand, Errand, Errand, Errand."

"Oh sorry, I must have the wrong room. Excuse me nurse, what room is Eugene Krabs in?" "He's in that room right there." "No that's Harold Flower's room."
 
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pinkiepie05

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"If I were to die right now in a fiery explosion due to the carelessness of a friend…. Then it would just be alright."-Spongebob (Dying for Pie)
 

Nathan Shetka

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SpongeBob: I’m Ready!

SpongeBob: Alright, Pinhead! your time is up.

Patrick: Who you callin’ Pinhead.

Janet: He lives in a fruit?

Marty: that’s unhealthy.

Patrick (giggling): Ghooooweehoooweeheheheheheghehe!

Patrick: ”Hey, SpongeBob! you wanna stay for dinner?!

Patrick Star: you may be an open book, SpongeBob. but I’m a bit more complicated than that. the inner machinations of my mind are an enigma.

Patrick: wow! crime fighting sure makes me hungry. I can almost taste it

SpongeBob: well, Patrick. I gotta go now

SpongeBob: Patrick, not that opposite


*Patrick breathes out*

SpongeBob: Hey, Patrick. I thought of something even funnier than 24.

Patrick: let me hear it.

SpongeBob: 25!

Patrick: SpongeBob, I know a lot about head injuries. believe me

SpongeBob:
Hey, Patrick! do you know what this word means?

Patrick:
Kraaaaaaabs,… Hmm…. isn’t that the red sweaty guy you work for?


Mr. Krabs:
SpongeBob, you’re too sick to work.


SpongeBob SquarePants:
Iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii’m Ready! I’m Ready, I’m Ready, I’m Ready, I’m Ready!

Scooter: Hey, look! Mr. Krabs put in a kiddie ride.

Wobbles: why don’t you try it out?

Scooter: I can’t find the coin slot. Here it is!

Wobbles: Help! Kiddie ride on the loose!
 

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spongie33

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Merged your posts into one. Please don't double post.
 
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