Sandy: Don't you have to be stupid somewhere else?
Patrick: Not until 4.
Patrick: Is mayonnaise and instrument?
Squidward: No Patrick, mayonnaise is not an instrument.
Patrick: [raises hand slowly]
Squidward: Horseradish isn't an instrument either.
Patrick: Wait SpongeBob, we're not cavemen, we have TECHNOLOGY.
SpongeBob: PATRICK NO, why did you put --- AHHH GRAB IT PAT, GRAB IT, HURRY, HURRY,... HURRY, AH nuuu, pat nuuu nooo. GET IT PAT, GET IT, GET IT.
SpongeBob: Hey Patrick, how the [whale-noises] are you?
Patrick: Pretty [whale-noises] good.
Fred: My LEG!
Patrick: Well, it may be stupid, but it’s also dumb.
SpongeBob: Aw, cheer up, Squid! It could be worse!
Patrick: Yeah. You could be bald and have a big nose.
Patrick: Dumb people are always blissfully unaware of how dumb they really are… [drools]
Patrick: OOH Let's get naked!
SpongeBob: No, let's save that for when we're selling real estate.
honestly too many.