"Once there was an Ugly Barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end." - Patrick
This conversation:
All: The only people who don't like a Krabby Patty, have never tasted one!
Squidward: That's me. Never had one, never will.
SpongeBob: What?
Squidward: What?
SpongeBob: What? What did you say?
Squidward: I've never had a Krabby Patty and never will.
SpongeBob: I'm sorry... I don't...
Squidward: I've never had a Krabby Patty.
SpongeBob: Those words. Is it possible to use them in a sentence together like that?
Squidward: I've never had a Krabby Patty! I've never had a Krabby Patty! I've never had a Krabby Patty!
SpongeBob: Never had a Krabby Patty?! Well, you've got to have one right now! No wonder you're always so miserable! Here, try this.
Squidward: Get that garbage outta my face!
This quote:
Squidward: "Oh puh-lease, I have no soul".
This conversation:
SpongeBob: Hi, Mr. Krabs.
Mr. Krabs: SpongeBob, what are you doing?
SpongeBob: Oh, you know, just hanging around.
Patrick: Boo!
Mr. Krabs: Get down onto the floor, boy. Alright, now you're just being silly.
SpongeBob: No, Mr Krabs! No! Don't look, it's a trick!