"In case you've forgotten, here's how things work. I order the food, you cook the food, the customer gets the food. We do that for forty years and then we die. Sounds like a pretty good deal to me, what do you say?" - My Pretty Seahorse
"Barnacle Boy, don't squash his enthusiasm. After all, he could be the hero of tomorrow... or the villain. Besides, I remember another young whippersnapper who wanted to be a superhero."
"You don't even remember breakfast, you old coot."
Gets me every time.