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Pugs4Thugs

Gary the Snail Supremacist
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"In case you've forgotten, here's how things work. I order the food, you cook the food, the customer gets the food. We do that for forty years and then we die. Sounds like a pretty good deal to me, what do you say?" - My Pretty Seahorse

I like it when SpongeBob gets real like that.
 

Bowlerb

Top 10 Gary Meows
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"Barnacle Boy, don't squash his enthusiasm. After all, he could be the hero of tomorrow... or the villain. Besides, I remember another young whippersnapper who wanted to be a superhero."
"You don't even remember breakfast, you old coot."
Gets me every time.
 

EntertainmentFanatic

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Sandy: Don't you have to be stupid somewhere else?
Patrick: Not until 4.

Patrick: Is mayonnaise and instrument?
Squidward: No Patrick, mayonnaise is not an instrument.
Patrick: [raises hand slowly]
Squidward: Horseradish isn't an instrument either.

Patrick: Wait SpongeBob, we're not cavemen, we have TECHNOLOGY.

SpongeBob: PATRICK NO, why did you put --- AHHH GRAB IT PAT, GRAB IT, HURRY, HURRY,... HURRY, AH nuuu, pat nuuu nooo. GET IT PAT, GET IT, GET IT.

SpongeBob: Hey Patrick, how the [whale-noises] are you?
Patrick: Pretty [whale-noises] good.

Fred: My LEG!

Patrick: Well, it may be stupid, but it’s also dumb.

SpongeBob: Aw, cheer up, Squid! It could be worse!
Patrick: Yeah. You could be bald and have a big nose.

Patrick: Dumb people are always blissfully unaware of how dumb they really are… [drools]

Patrick: OOH Let's get naked!
SpongeBob: No, let's save that for when we're selling real estate.

honestly too many.
 
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