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LadyElvis8

SpongeBob's wife
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When Patchy the Pirate says: "I got something you'll never find in your little 'future'."
Heh, makes me laugh a little. <underrated quote.>

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LadyElvis8

SpongeBob's wife
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"Leave it to the sponge! A-yo." -SpongeBob in Sharks vs. Pods
I have this quote recorded on my phone, heehee![emoji8]

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LadyElvis8

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"Ohhh, look. It's SpongeBob NudiePants!"
- Pearl and her friends from 'Hooky' episode

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ElectricPikachu

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"Once there was an Ugly Barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end." - Patrick

This conversation:
All: The only people who don't like a Krabby Patty, have never tasted one!
Squidward: That's me. Never had one, never will.
SpongeBob: What?
Squidward: What?
SpongeBob: What? What did you say?
Squidward: I've never had a Krabby Patty and never will.
SpongeBob: I'm sorry... I don't...
Squidward: I've never had a Krabby Patty.
SpongeBob: Those words. Is it possible to use them in a sentence together like that?
Squidward: I've never had a Krabby Patty! I've never had a Krabby Patty! I've never had a Krabby Patty!
SpongeBob: Never had a Krabby Patty?! Well, you've got to have one right now! No wonder you're always so miserable! Here, try this.
Squidward: Get that garbage outta my face!

This quote:
Squidward: "Oh puh-lease, I have no soul".

This conversation:
SpongeBob: Hi, Mr. Krabs.
Mr. Krabs: SpongeBob, what are you doing?
SpongeBob: Oh, you know, just hanging around.
Patrick: Boo!
Mr. Krabs: Get down onto the floor, boy. Alright, now you're just being silly.
SpongeBob: No, Mr Krabs! No! Don't look, it's a trick!
 

Greek Chorus

Oh, grock.
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"Oh I don't know if I'd call myself an international playboy." - Squidward Tentacles, "Life Insurance" (2017)
 

thecrad15

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When I ripped....... My pants - SpongeBob

I remembered it happened twice in my life. First in my Calculus class and while trying to impress girls in a bar
 

ElectricPikachu

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This conversation here:
Squidward: My begonias! What are you lunk heads doing with all this equipment?
Both: Equipment?
Squidward: You don't know what this stuff is?!
Both: Mm-mmm. Mm-mmm.
Squidward: This is a soccer ball...that is a tennis racket, and these are a couple of morons! Now, be quiet! And clean up all of your sports junk!
Both: What's a "sportz?"
Squidward: Sports are games you play for points. The points determine the winner of the game.
Patrick: Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! I love games!
SpongeBob: Me too! You must know a lot about "sportz," Squidward. Will you teach us how to play?
Squidward: I can't think of anything I'd rather do less than—
 
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