PizzaWinner
I made the title card, but I did not make the script which was from SpongeBob Fanon Wiki as part of a project that I made to remake empty articles which had laughingly bad title cards. The writer's name is BagelBoxed aka BagelsinEurope
Spongebob sees Gary is lonely while he goes to work. Feeling bad for him, he goes to the animal shelter to get a new snail. But with the image of the sad snails at the shelter, he buys another. This cycle repeats several times until Spongebob decides that he has too many snails and has to give them away. But with all them scattered everywhere, how can he get them all without them running off? This causes mayhem around the house until Spongebob finally gathers them all and gives them back.
Transcript:
- (the episode begins with SpongeBob waking up to his foghorn alarm and turning it off)
- SpongeBob: Good morning, Gary!
- Gary: Meow?
- (SpongeBob looks at the clock)
- SpongeBob: HOLY FISHPASTE! I'M LATE FOR WORK!
- (SpongeBob runs downstairs and runs to the door where Gary is standing)
- SpongeBob: Aww, Gary, I wish I could play but I can't. I have to go to work.
- (Gary gets puppy eyes)
- SpongeBob: I'll come back as soon as I can. Just hang in there while I'm gone, okay?
- (SpongeBob walks out)
- Gary: Meow. (stares in food bowl)
- (timecard) Narrator: One work shift later...
- SpongeBob: Good night, Mr. Krabs!
- (SpongeBob walks home)
- SpongeBob: I bet Gary will be happy to see me.
- (Spongebob walks inside)
- Gary: Meow!
- Spongebob: Good to see you too. Anwayy, goodnight.
- (Spongebob walks to bed, and Gary kicks his bowl again)
- Gary: Meow!
- (We see the sunrise from Bikini Atoll, and then cut to SpongeBob's pineapple where his alarm goes off)
- SpongeBob: Good morning world, and all that inhabit it!
- (SpongeBob looks at the clock)
- SpongeBob: I'M LATE AGAIN!
- (SpongeBob races downstairs, and we see puppy-eyed Gary again)
- Gary: Meow!
- SpongeBob: I'm sorry Gary, but i'm late! (walks outside)
- SpongeBob: Thats's two days in a row! I'm gonna get Gary a special friend!
- (Bubble Transition to the animal shelter)
- SpongeBob: I bet Gary will be happy. Ooh, i like this one! (grabs a snail)
- SpongeBob: Aww, little guy, you're coming home with me!
- (SpongeBob walks past several snails, until he sees one puppy-eyed one at the end)
- SpongeBob: Aww, you look sad.
- (SpongeBob shakes his head)
- SpongeBob: Nah. Only one snail for now.
- (SpongeBob walks out the door)
- Animal Shelter Manager: Did he just walk out without paying or signing an adoption paper?
- (Bubble Transition to SpongeBob's pineapple)
- SpongeBob: Gary, I brought you a special friend!
- (pulls out Puffy Flufly)
- Gary: MEOW!
- SpongeBob: Nah, it's just a doll. (throws it out the window)
- Gary (relieved): Meow.
- SpongeBob: I brought you another snail! So you won't be so sad when I'm gone!
- Gary: Meow?
- New Snail: Meow.
- SpongeBob: Have fun you two! I'm gonna make beans.
- New Snail: BLEOW!
- Gary:...meow?
- (SpongeBob walks back)
- SpongeBob: Now that I've got meh beans, I'm gonna watch some TEEVEE!
- (SpongeBob turns on the TV)
- Fish (on TV): Today we will talk about: SAD SNAILS.
- (In SpongeBob's mind he sees the snail from the animal shelter)
- SpongeBob: OOOH I FEEL SO BAD FOR HIM, I JUST, I JUST-
- SpongeBob: I'M HAVING A SNAIL SYMPATHY SEIZURE! AAAH!
- (SpongeBob runs away, and the two snails look back and forth at each other)
- (We then cut to the animal shelter)
- SpongeBob: Aww, you're coming home. No more misery!
- (SpongeBob walks out, and then sees another snail)
- SpongeBob: Get a hold of yourself, squarepants. You're already buying a snail.
- (SpongeBob walks out)
- Animal Shelter Manager: Did he really just get out with ANOTHER snail!?
- (We cut back to the pineapple)
- SpongeBob: Now that you have two more snails, you wontt buy any more!
- (timecard) Narrator: 30 minutes later...
- (we see 27 snails all over the room)
- SpongeBob: YES! I HAVE 27 SNAILS NOW! I AM OFFICIALLY GOOD!
- (SpongeBob then remembers another snail)
- SpongeBob: GOODBYE MY 28 BABIES! I AM OFF TO GET ANOTHER!
- (SpongeBob is about to walk outside, but Gary stops him)
- Gary: Meow meow, meow meow. Meow? Meow meow. Meow, MEOW, MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW! MEOOW!
- SpongeBob: I have no idea what you just said, but I assume it was something about having too many snails. I'll get rid of them.
- Gary: Meow!
- SpongeBob: Now, where are all of them?
- (SpongeBob searches the bathroom, the kitchen, the tables, the living room, the bedroom, the library and doesn't find them)
- SpongeBob: I wonder where they could be-(bumps into closet, opening door to reveal all the snails in his clothes)
- SpongeBob: ...am I the only one here that finds that kind of...disturbing?
- (SpongeBob grabs all the snails and heads toward the door)
- SpongeBob: Gary, I'm sorry I doubted you.
- Gary: Meow.
- SpongeBob: Come here for a hug.
- (SpongeBob hugs Gary so hard his shell breaks)
- Gary: GAAARHRHCHD
- (SpongeBob runs out)
- SpongeBob: *pant* I'M SORRY!
- (We cut back to the animal shelter)
- SpongeBob: Yeah, I'd like to return these 27 snails.
- Animal Shelter Manager: Yeah, and I'd like to ask why you ran off with those 27 snails without paying or submitting the paperwork!?
- SpongeBob: It's probably my stealth.
- Animal Shelter Manager: STEALTH?
- (SpongeBob disappears, and the animal shelter manager just stands there)
- Fish: Joe, I think you've had too much coffee.
- END
