Every Mario Kart Wii Track Reviewed (PIEGUY Parody)

[Matt0417]

I'm going by how difficult, visually stunning, and how creative the track is.

NOTE: Nitro Tracks are tracks that are new to this specific installment. Retro tracks are remakes of tracks from previous Mario Karts.

Ratings (best to worst): Amazing, Superb, Great, Good, Decent, Okay, Meh, Weak, Bad, Awful, Terrible

NITRO TRACKS

Luigi Circuit - Decent
Moo Moo Meadows - Okay
Mushroom Gorge - Great
Toad's Factory - Superb
Mario Circuit - Good
Coconut Mall - Amazing
DK Summit - Good
Wario's Gold Mine - Decent
Daisy Circuit - Okay
Koopa Cape - Superb
Maple Treeway - Amazing
Grumble Volcano - Great
Dry Dry Ruins - Good
Moonview Highway - Meh
Bowser's Castle - Great
Rainbow Road - Good

GREAT SELECTION


RETRO TRACKS

GCN Peach Beach - Okay
DS Yoshi Falls - Okay
SNES Ghost Valley 2 - Meh
N64 Mario Raceway - Good
N64 Sherbet Land - Decent
GBA Shy Guy Beach - Okay
DS Delfino Square - Amazing
GCN Waluigi Stadium - Superb
DS Desert Hills - Okay
GBA Bowser Castle 3 - Okay
N64 DK's Jungle Parkway - Decent
GCN Mario Circuit - Good
SNES Mario Circuit 3 - Decent
DS Peach Gardens - Great
GCN DK Mountain - Amazing
N64 Bowser's Castle - Great

DECENT-OKAY SELECTION

Overall: GREAT SELECTION OF TRACKS

 

[BenPaz: Act Zero]

This is parody?

 

[Matt0417]

This is parody?

Well, it's supposed to be a parody of PIEGUYRULZ's review series.

 

[EmployeeAMillion]

Thankfully no ScumKart Tracks in this game.

 

[Ihavedahswag]

"Moonview Highway - Meh"?!

:patboo: :patboo: :patboo:

 

[Sparknova]

Not exactly like Pieguyrulz rating scales but good review :sbthumbs:

 

[DigDugtrio]

Coconut mall will always be the best map