Every episode of SpongeBob Season 12 reviewed

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FarmerBob: This episode isn't bad, but it does have a pacing problem that keeps it down. The beginning of the episode goes at the speed of light, causing the middle of the episode to go at a snail's pace. Also the barn raising thing was really weird. This episode does make up for the problems because I was entertained throughout the entire episode, and it was decently funny. So overall FarmerBob is a Good Episode.
Gary & Spot: I despise this episode. It's all over the place, disgusting and just so weird. I think that description is self explanatory. I give Gary & Spot a ScumBob.
The Nitwitting: ScumBob. Do I even need to explain. There are so many disturbing visuals, It's boring as hell and it's stupid and frustrating. Season 12 didn't get off to a good start and that's proved even more by the next episode.
The Ballad Of Filthy Muck: Being disgusted or confused are not the only two outcomes of this ScumBob Episode, because I was confused and disgusted. I really don't need to explain any more.
The Krusty Slammer: I'm really not sure what I just watched. This was really good at the start, but then devolved into just a weird horrible episode. The nice beginning does make up for some of this episode, but I still think it's a light ScumBob Episode. You may have noticed that my opinions have changed since I made a post in the Season 12 Discussion Thread. That's because I've rewatched some of these episodes and they were better or worse than I originally thought. This is one of the most extreme examples, as it went from one of my favorites to a light ScumBob. However, it isn't terrible, and it's better than a lot of the ScumBobs we will see this season.

 

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I agree with most of these things but how do you find Gary And Spot to be so bad?

I liked Krusty Slammer a decent bit

 

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I agree with most of these things but how do you find Gary And Spot to be so bad?

I liked Krusty Slammer a decent bit

It was so weird and all over the place, and I didn't like the scene where the trashed The Krusty Krab.

 

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Pineapple RV: This has a lot pf positives, and a lot of negatives. Let's start with the positives. The visuals are really nice and some of the best this season has to offer, and SpongeBob and Patrick aren't trying to hurt Squidward, as well as Squidward gets to see the flower that I forgot the name of in the end. But there is a lot of squid torture in this episode, and SpongeBob and Patrick are pretty oblivious. So I was debating what to call this, but I think it is a Meh Episode. This got pretty close to being a ScumBob, but it does escape that ranking. But you know what doesn't?
Gary's Got Legs: This episode is awful. Everything about it is lazy and frustrating. This is worse than so many of the ScumBobs this season. Words cannot describe how awful the last part of the episode is. It's shoehorned in as well. Everything is so lazily written that even without that bottom of the barrel ending it would still be despicable. This checks off all the boxes of a bad episode. Do you really need me to say it's a ScumBob. Just wow.
King Plankton: This is the best episode in this season so far. Even though some of the things are out of place, and the episode is weird, it works. The exotic nature of the episode is what makes it a Good Episode. That's all I have to say.
Plankton's Old Chum: This episode is so gross it made me scream in agony. This is a clear cut ScumBob Episode. Even though everything else is good, the insanely gross visuals make it abysmal.
Stormy Weather: This episode is weird and it's also a rip-off of Bubble Buddy. Just like Bubble Buddy Returns this isn't as bad and annoying as Bubble Buddy, it's still a ScumBob. Although unlike Bubble Buddy Returns this is a light ScumBob, and not mid-level bad, or as bad as Bubble Buddy. That may have confused some people so let me explain. Stormy Weather is High Bad, Bubble Buddy Returns is Neutral Bad and Bubble Buddy is Horrible. So that's what I meant.
Swamp Mates: This episode put me to sleep and there's no substance. It's pretty predictable as well so I'll call it a ScumBob.
One Trick Sponge: This is just boring and by boring I mean really boring, like Tentacle-Vision level of boring. For that reason it is an extremely light ScumBob.
The Krusty Bucket: This is a disturbing rip-off, and while it does have a fun beginning, the rest of the episode is disgusting and boring. The two episodes it rips-off, Best Frenemies and SquidBob TentaclePants were two of the best Season 4 episodes and this one is easily inferior to those two. It's a ScumBob.
Squid's On A Bus: I don't find this episode annoying at all and Squidward got himself into the mess. It's just a really fun ride. The jokes work and it's a clever episode. It's a very Good Episode.