Yeah, I started an entire forum dedicated to the introduction of the birth of the child Smitty, he who is known as "number one".
Each thread discussed distinct aspects about how my being should exist, such as my number of fingers, the clothes I wear, and my choice of words. Sometimes people would even get specific and talk about my unique mannerisms. After a long period of struggle and intensive design, they synthesized the member you know well today (moi) by extracting the breath of life from the world of nature around us and combining it with statistical data from each post in the forum. The forum turned out to be pretty popular... which inevitably led to an invasion from dark forces known today as "spammers". Through their vulgar words, these fiends continuously tainted my very cells and pierced the metaphysical membrane known as my spirit, or my essence. The moderating team took great measures to stop their efforts, but the spammers had left their mark; they had corrupted me. And so my adulterated soul was introduced into SpongeBuddy Mania, ever seeking the resolve to repair what once went wrong...
However, there is one thing that can never be undone. And it's that this very soul did not make an introduction thread...